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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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- Dec 22, 2003
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I'm sure this isn't news to most of you here, but last week I had the weirdest, most frightening experience of my life.
I was driving to a job and suddenly I couldn't remember where I was going, that inner voice that sort of 'speaks' out your thoughts had dissapeared, so being the analytical type I went back to basics and realised I couldn't recall anything, not even my own name.
So I decided I 'd better pull over as, there was obviously something amiss.
I then woke up in an ambulance, face down in handcuffs, with 3 coppers looking at me, my brain had come back online and I put two and two together. It seems I drove for another mile then calmly drove through the fence between the carriageways, luckily the road was empty and I only wrote the truck off without sustaining the slightest injury, which is about as lucky as it gets.
They CAT scanned me, nothing there (don't) so it's just unexplained seizure, can't drive for six months. The reason for the handcuffs is it took four coppers to get me in the ambulance and they've taken chunks out of my wrists.
As you can see I'm still the annoying twat I've always been, so fingers crossed.
On a strange side note, a stubborn wart I've had for 30 years and survived every treatment, on my hand completely disappeared 3 days later..how weird.
I was driving to a job and suddenly I couldn't remember where I was going, that inner voice that sort of 'speaks' out your thoughts had dissapeared, so being the analytical type I went back to basics and realised I couldn't recall anything, not even my own name.
So I decided I 'd better pull over as, there was obviously something amiss.
I then woke up in an ambulance, face down in handcuffs, with 3 coppers looking at me, my brain had come back online and I put two and two together. It seems I drove for another mile then calmly drove through the fence between the carriageways, luckily the road was empty and I only wrote the truck off without sustaining the slightest injury, which is about as lucky as it gets.
They CAT scanned me, nothing there (don't) so it's just unexplained seizure, can't drive for six months. The reason for the handcuffs is it took four coppers to get me in the ambulance and they've taken chunks out of my wrists.
As you can see I'm still the annoying twat I've always been, so fingers crossed.
On a strange side note, a stubborn wart I've had for 30 years and survived every treatment, on my hand completely disappeared 3 days later..how weird.
