Jaffa!!!

[Lazarus]

Its official.

I am.....got me results!!

 

['Shy]

Ermm... congratulations?

 

[Damini]

Am I the only one confused by this?

 

[yaruar]

Am I the only one confused by this?

Not as confused as his girlfriend would be if he held the news back till after she got pregnant....

 

[Insane]

a nut cake would be more suitable for laz...

what are you on about btw?

 

[xane]

I think he's saying his willy has turned orange.

 

[Lazarus]

no - little operation end of last year - and now no more little tadpoles.

 

[Wij]

no - little operation end of last year - and now no more little tadpoles.

I told you that 2 inches was adequate but you had to waste your cash. Jokes on you now :/

 

[Damini]

Ok, you are going to have to spell it out for me.

How does a vasectomy relate to FULL MOON HALF MOON *TOTAL ECLIPSE* biscuits full of nasty little orange jelly? Unless it's some horrid reference to the orange jelly, in which case I'm not sure I want to know.

 

[Lazarus]

Ok, you are going to have to spell it out for me.

How does a vasectomy relate to FULL MOON HALF MOON *TOTAL ECLIPSE* biscuits full of nasty little orange jelly? Unless it's some horrid reference to the orange jelly, in which case I'm not sure I want to know.

Sorry Dam, I thought the "terminology" was national - perhaps its just local.

"Jaffa" does not relate to the "biscuit" (strange that food came to your mind first and foremost)

more, it relates to the small orange type fruit which has no seeds!

 

[Stimpy]

 

['Shy]

So... you are an orange?

 

[Stimpy]

[QUOTE='Shy]So... you are an orange?[/QUOTE]

No he's seedless

 

[TdC]

and you people have the gall to call *me* strange

 

[Lazarus]

[QUOTE='Shy]So... you are an orange?[/QUOTE]

no you dipstick - seedless!!!!


jeez! must we always spell it out - I was trying to be "diplomatic"

 

[Damini]

Ok, here it would either mean that you're a nasty synthetic type of biscuit that people seem to love but I can't fathom why.

OR it would mean you had ginger hair.

 

[xane]

No, he's got a thick skin, is pithy and segmented.

 

[Lazarus]

and you people have the gall to call *me* strange

but you ARE strange

 

[Stimpy]

No, he's got a thick skin, is pithy and segmented.

...and produces a sour tasting juice

 

[Lazarus]

...and produces a sour tasting juice

lets not go there!

 

[Covenant]

Sorry Dam, I thought the "terminology" was national - perhaps its just local.

"Jaffa" does not relate to the "biscuit" (strange that food came to your mind first and foremost)

more, it relates to the small orange type fruit which has no seeds!

It depends on whether people watch Only Fools & Horses or not, I suppose. It's certainly the term used round our way.

 

[TdC]

but you ARE strange

shhhhhh!!1 not in front of everyone like that!!!

 

[Wij]

Ok, here it would either mean that you're a nasty synthetic type of biscuit that people seem to love but I can't fathom why.

OR it would mean you had ginger hair.

:doh:

Jaffa == seedless !

 

[Damini]

Perhaps I just hang around with exceptionally fertile people, and so it never came up in conversation

 

['Shy]

So he's been de-seeded?

 

[xane]

P.S. A Jaffa Cake is a _cake_ not a _biscuit_, there's an important tax difference.

 

[xane]

Perhaps I just hang around with exceptionally fertile people, and so it never came up in conversation

This is like when you hang around shorter people to make yourself look taller ?

 

[Stimpy]

P.S. A Jaffa Cake is a _cake_ not a _biscuit_, there's an important tax difference.

I guess that's why they call it a Jaffa Cake then :touch:

 

[TdC]

[QUOTE='Shy]So he's been de-seeded?[/QUOTE]


yes, it's like being deloused, but different.

 

['Shy]

Aww bless. Well prehaps we should all club together and get him one of those drinks mats with tadpoles in, in case he starts missing them