Jade Goody vs Jodie Marsh

[tris-]

The great thing about being a bloke is I can quite happily and with out any moral conflict say that Jodie Marsh is one the dumbest fucking annoying birds I have ever seen and yet I would still be happy bend her over and give her a good old prodding.

yes but being a bloke youd probably shag your mates grandma if she was spread eagle on a plate for you.
a hole is a goal, and if your eyes are shut its any goal you want.

 

[Mojo]

yes but being a bloke youd probably shag your mates grandma if she was spread eagle on a plate for you.
a hole is a goal, and if your eyes are shut its any goal you want.

Nah not me, I do have some standards you know, and Jade is below the line, Jodie is just above it.

Grandmothers are way below, I couldn't do it with someone else's, I just couldn't.

 

[tris-]

bollocks. if jade was there naked stroking your sausage and fingering her self, youd slam it in her.

 

[Raven]

Marsh, could always wire her jaw shut and put a paper bag over her head.

Jade is the answer to the non chemical contraceptive though.

 

[Mojo]

bollocks. if jade was there naked stroking your sausage and fingering her self, youd slam it in her.

As easy as it might be to magically appear in those types of situations it doesn't happen, and unfortunately the process of getting to that stage are simply to much to bear for the little less than satisfying end result....for me anyway...so no I wouldn't unless of course you want to talk complete fantasy, in which case if Jade morphed into Jordan then yeah, I would bang Jade. I would take fake tit's, tan and hair extensions over a chubby chick any day.

 

[Mey]

You've obviously never been up north recently

JADE FTW!

 

[Laddey]

You've obviously never been up north recently

JADE FTW!

Such cheek! Whats wrong with the girls from up north? Better than those shandy supping southerners.

 

[cHodAX]

Dude, its not about who you would want to marry or whos got the most talent. its who you would want to fuck!

I don't fuck women that disgust me though and I could never sleep with anyone like Jodie Marsh. Whilst I don't exactly find Jade attractive I can tell that she isn't in love with herself and women like that are often much more fun in bed. All but one of the really good looking women I have been fortunate enough to sleep with have been absolutely fucking useless between the sheets. Fat birds tend to make an effort Ask Docwolfe, he will verify it.

 

[tris-]

i shagged a fat bird and she laid there like a sack of potatoes.

i think if she moved, she of induced a heart attack from the increase in blood pressure from all the cholesterol in her arteries.

she was a WHALE

 

[cHodAX]

i shagged a fat bird and she laid there like a sack of potatoes.

i think if she moved, she of induced a heart attack from the increase in blood pressure from all the cholesterol in her arteries.

she was a WHALE

We are talking about chunky chicks here not fucking prize winning cows for godsake!

 

[tris-]

chunky, whale, its all the same shit these days.

shes either size 8 or 80, nothing imbetween.

 

[cHodAX]

chunky, whale, its all the same shit these days.

shes either size 8 or 80, nothing imbetween.

Not even Jade at size 12? That is all she is you know? Was a 16 at one point, went down to 10 and is a 12 at the moment. Size 12 is not big.

That was taken at size 16 iirc so she has dropped a good 20 pounds since then.

 

[tris-]

sounds like someone fancies jade.

go get her tiger

 

[cHodAX]

sounds like someone fancies jade.

go get her tiger

No, no. Just justifying my reasons for choosing her over the big nosed plastic titted orange woman.

 

[Laddey]

No, no. Just justifying my reasons for choosing her over the big nosed plastic titted orange woman.

 

[tris-]

theyre both fucking horrible when you put it like that laddey :/

 

[Laddey]

theyre both fucking horrible when you put it like that laddey :/

Check Jodie's tits out man. I bet her minge is immaculate (sp)

 

[Huntingtons]

yeah, immensely deep and fungy

 

[Lamp]

theyre both fucking horrible

Couldn't have said it better

 

[Mey]

That picture of jade in the sea has sent me over!!! ARGH!

 

[Amphrax]

no offense to you guys but if Jodie Marsh was sitting infront of you wearing that kit and she offered it to you, noway you would turn her down. As for Jade that picture is sooooo out of date, she looks alot better now than she did back then and good luck to her imo, aslong as she keeps quiet!!

If you guys find an upto date picture of Jade you will see how different she looks now compared to back then which was something like 2-3 years ago?

 

[tris-]

she has horrible eyes though, and she cant change that

 

[Wij]

Titwank off Marsh would be fine.

 

[Bahumat]

i shagged a fat bird and she laid there like a sack of potatoes.

i think if she moved, she of induced a heart attack from the increase in blood pressure from all the cholesterol in her arteries.

she was a WHALE

Tris you twit! take your pants off first or you'll never get it in haha