Jade Goody vs Jodie Marsh

[Laddey]

vote !

 

[tris-]

goody would have a tigther box from all the fat pressing on it, but id still choose marsh

 

[Solo]

Drop a j-bomb on Jodies grill

 

[pikeh]

anyone that wants to shag either of them needs to see a fucking head doctor, but i voted jodie marsh becuase anything is better than that fucking half witted pig faced disgrace of a human being, jade goody.

what a fucking cnut.

 

[Laddey]

anyone that wants to shag either of them needs to see a fucking head doctor, but i voted jodie marsh becuase anything is better than that fucking half witted pig faced disgrace of a human being, jade goody.

what a fucking cnut.

Pussyclott!

Every hole's a goal.

 

[Amphrax]

anyone that wants to shag either of them needs to see a fucking head doctor, but i voted jodie marsh becuase anything is better than that fucking half witted pig faced disgrace of a human being, jade goody.

what a fucking cnut.

tbh I see a hidden message there that no1 else can see...

You know the saying 'opposites attract' well here is a perfect example. I think you love Jade and you dont want people to know because your scared of what they might think.

Anyway, I'd give em both one specially Jodie <drools>. Now that Jade is with that multi god knows how much money guy, she can get all the surgery she needs and therefor be the fittest bird on the planet... As long as she keeps quiet!!!

 

[cHodAX]

I will take Jade if I have too, at least she is real.

 

[Laddey]

If you had to shag one, Jade Goody vs Jodie Marsh vs Shane Ward ?

 

[Vladamir]

I will take Jade if I have too, at least she is real.

Nothing to do with you being a chubby chaser of course!

 

[leviathane]

hmmm chance or catching an std or just the chance of shaggin a fat idiot. Oh the choice.

 

[Laddey]

hmmm chance or catching an std or just the chance of shaggin a fat idiot. Oh the choice.

wear a bin liner. I'd sooner fuck a really fit blonde piece with clap or crabs than a fat bird. No offence to the larger women ofc.

 

[leviathane]

even if the fat bird offered you £99999 billion

 

[Laddey]

even if the fat bird offered you £99999 billion

Is there much money in the world?

 

[Huntingtons]

then the condom breaks because she has sores inside and you get HIV - touché

 

[Mey]

Tbh i'd tap Jade!

 

[Laddey]

then the condom breaks because she has sores inside and you get HIV - touché

Wear two then - touché

 

[Lamp]

Jesus, what a choice.....Jodie at a push. Jade would make me vomit when she opened her legs as thousands of maggots crawl out of her rotting meat fanny.

 

[Vladamir]

Jesus, what a choice.....Jodie at a push. Jade would make me vomit when she opened her legs as thousands of maggots crawl out of her rotting meat fanny.

Lamp you never fail to deliver the grim factor

 

[Sharma]

Jesus, what a choice.....Jodie at a push. Jade would make me vomit when she opened her legs as thousands of maggots crawl out of her rotting meat fanny*.

*Kebab.

With Jade Goody it really would be a game of "Hide the sausage".

But I'd rather take Jodie Marsh, sorry fat girls make me feel ill just by the sight of them TBFH.

 

[Lamp]

fat girls make me feel ill just by the sight of them TBFH.

Aye. Worse things when they're naked on all fours, and you're staring at their MASSIVE arse, and dirty verticle bacon sandwich as they're looking over their shoulders waiting for you to bang em. Yuk.

I got nothing against fast birds per se. I just don't wanna see em naked.

 

[Vladamir]

Aye. Worse things when they're naked on all fours, and you're staring at their MASSIVE arse, and dirty verticle bacon sandwich as they're looking over their shoulders waiting for you to bang em. Yuk.

I got nothing against fast birds per se. I just don't wanna see em naked.

I'm almost in tears :worthy::worthy:

 

[Sparx]

i'd do them both, at the same time


And i'd pay

 

[Bahumat]

If you had to shag one, Jade Goody vs Jodie Marsh vs Shane Ward ?

Someone seriously wants Ward's cock...You used to be so cool Laddey

 

[Marc]

Who the fuck voted for jade goody? well laddey obv, but who else?? Shame on you!

 

[Rubric]

Who the fuck voted for jade goody? well laddey obv, but who else?? Shame on you!

I did, soapy titwanks for the win!

 

[Mojo]

The great thing about being a bloke is I can quite happily and with out any moral conflict say that Jodie Marsh is one the dumbest fucking annoying birds I have ever seen and yet I would still be happy bend her over and give her a good old prodding.

 

[Laddey]

Someone seriously wants Ward's cock...You used to be so cool Laddey

I still am tbh. I'm the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[cHodAX]

Who the fuck voted for jade goody? well laddey obv, but who else?? Shame on you!

I voted for her as well, she might be an airhead and overweight but at least her personality comes across as being real even when it is to her own detriment. Jodie Marsh, Jordon and others that ilk make me want to vomit. They are evil twisted silicon implanted witches, at least Jade is honest about having no talent where as alot of these page 3 slappers are actually convinced that they have talent and star qualities when infact all they have is big plastic tits, fake nails and hair extensions.

 

[Marc]

I voted for her as well, she might be an airhead and overweight but at least her personality comes across as being real even when it is to her own detriment. Jodie Marsh, Jordon and others that ilk make me want to vomit. They are evil twisted silicon implanted witches, at least Jade is honest about having no talent where as alot of these page 3 slappers are actually convinced that they have talent and star qualities when infact all they have is big plastic tits, fake nails and hair extensions.

Dude, its not about who you would want to marry or whos got the most talent. its who you would want to fuck!

 

[Amphrax]

I voted for Jade