Rubber Bullets said:A couples holiday is approaching and, as yet, they have no plans.
One day the guy says "I'd like to go camping", but his wife isn't keen on the idea.
A bit later the guy says "I really think you should consider camping, we'll pick somewhere really nice, and we'll be able to get fresh air every day, and take the dog for long walks", but the wife still isn't keen.
He sulks for a while.
Then he has one last go, "look you'll really love camping, those long summer nights under canvas, it'll be really romantic."
"Oh for gods sake" says the wife, "will you stop going on and on about camping, I really hate it and whatever you say I won't want to go."
Downcast the guy thinks about this. In the end he says "OK I'll stop going on about it, but in return you've got to either give me a blowjob or take it up the arse."
The wife really doesn't like either, but in the end she relents and decides to give him a blow job. No sooner has she started she stops and says "euugh this really does taste like shit."
"I know," says the guy "the dog didn't want to go camping either."
RB
Utini said:I think i need a JOTD thread for people with attention spans of less than 4 lines. :kissit: