I used to have a recurring nightmare about getting stabbed in the back of my head with a very small sharp object. It made a very strange sound inside my skull and i can still feel the sensation when I think of it
The point is that it is not a "joke of an occupation"
got run over by an irate portugese taxi driver, hurt quite a lot.. wouldnt want to do it again in a hurry. police made me pay for the damage to the front of the bastards car to add insult to that.
I don't think you would want to get shot - even if you claim to want to. I wonder whether you'd like to meet the same fate as the 10 people in your country, I know I wouldn't.
Not something to joke about I think.