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[Wij]

With all that Guinness I would expect that smilie to belch a bit. Sort it out plz

(I'd also expect ity to shit tarmac but let's no go that far...)

 

[Moving Target]

There is such a thing as private messaging on these forums

 

[Wij]

I thought it might spark a drinking debate but never mind

 

[WPKenny]

Who the hell ever belches on Guinness? Not me. I've been drinking it for years.

It gives you some mean wind, and makes your poo black.

But I still loves it. I like all things Guinness. My bird has even just painted my bedroom door in the style of a pint of Guinness (black main, gold GUINNESS letter, and a small white area at the top. Looks top banana!!

 

[Moving Target]

u actually inspect your shit?

 

[WPKenny]

Don't we all?
Isn't it normal?
Doesn't it go back to our in built instincts?
We look at our own shit to see if it can tell us anything about what state our guts are in. Same thing with smelling your own farts.

Ancient doctors used to inspect people's poo to see if they are healthy, in fact I believe it's still done today in modern medicine in some cases.

So there.

Yay me!

Oh, and another thing. Don't you wipe your arse or something? How the hell do you tell if your arse is actually clean if you don't check the toilet paper?

You must have a stinky arse.

HEY EVERYBODY!! MOVING TARGET HAS A STINKY ARSE!!!

heh.

 

[Moving Target]

But your not a doctor nyah nyah

And I dont need to look to know coz im so skillful

 

[~Lazarus~]

anyway - he doesnt use toilet paper.

Nobody shake hands with MT

 

[Wij]

Guy walks into a public lav for a shit but there's no bogroll. A sign says "Wipe your bottom with your thumb then place thumb in hole." So wipes all round his ring with his thumb and then shoves his now badly poo-encrusted thumb into the hole. A bloke on the other side then hits his thumb with a hammer...

 

[WPKenny]

I don't get it....

 

[Summo]

So... does the hammer have disinfectant on it or something?

 

[WPKenny]

Maybe it's topical or something....

 

[Wij]

um, if you hit ur thumb wiv a hammer wot do u do ?

 

[Will]

I'm gonna have to change the sig with something else - Guinness, while my drink of choice since I was 17, is giving me these awful hangovers. Three pints, and I have to spend two days recovering. It's not nice.

Can anyone recommend a good tipple - most beers taste too sweet after a couple - that's why I liked Guinness.

 

[WPKenny]

If someone hit my thumb with a hammer I'd shout "FUCKING HELL THAT HURTS!!!"

 

[Summo]

Go to casualty?

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
I'm gonna have to change the sig with something else - Guinness, while my drink of choice since I was 17, is giving me these awful hangovers. Three pints, and I have to spend two days recovering. It's not nice.

Can anyone recommend a good tipple - most beers taste too sweet after a couple - that's why I liked Guinness.

You big pansy. Three pints and you're recovering for two days??? (I know your exagerating but you're still a pansy).

I start off on Guinness and once it gets too heavy (4 - 6 pints) I go onto spiced rum and coke or maybe JD and coke. Then stuff my face with a large kebab on the way home. Rarely wake up with hangovers but I'm usually still pissed.

 

[Wij]

Miller Pilsener is my life

 

[Will]

I find that evry time I move on to spirits, I get alcohol poisoning (and I'm not joking) - that £1 a shot vodka is dangerous - especially when the dash is 80p - then I drink it straight.

 

[Wij]

spirits - I go for JD but lager usually does me fine thx.

Guiness is like having another meal

 

[Will]

Go straight home - no need fot the kebab.

 

[Testin da Cable]

had some great curries over in Eire I had

 

[Wij]

yum. had a nice curry this weekend. chicken karahi.

and the lime pickle was monster !