Is your meal gay?

[Imgormiel]

Bollox. I was just thinking this and thinking like, wtf. Meals have definately gone gay. Nuitritional this, veg that and bollox. Yesterday I had a curried vermicelli and I am thinking something is seriously wrong. Wtf was wrong with my cornbeef hash pie, my scouse, my good British meals before everything went gay? Err nothing. Why does everything have to sound foreign now before people will eat it. Something wrong with normal beans on toast n shit? And parmo? that's just some gypo idea for cheese on toast with some crap in it isn't it? Nothing wrong with any meals including parmo. Why does it have to sound gay before you eat and why is it that no one eats good old English meals any more fgs. Screw this, I am gonna make a cottage pie tomorrow because i am sick of this bs that I must sound awfully sophisticated in order to shove a fork of food in my mouth and crap it out later.

What's your take? ><

 

[tris-]

from your definition of good old english meal i think i eat a few of them.
the past week twice a day ive had fried eggs and beans on toast.

marvellous stuff and very healthy regardless of what some nut jobs will have you believe. stuff your saturated fat warnings up your arse.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Everything, starting from food, is going to a metrosexual direction aye.

I remember when you used to be able to walk intoa butcher shop. Now it's a dime in a dozen seas to find one.

Try asking something "without bunnyfood" and they look at you crooked, ask something "vegetarian" and it's "a-ok".

It's all rather f*cked up really.

Last week i spent a good hour trying to find a place that serves even a decent steak.

 

[Lamp]

Why should you give a fuck what anyone thinks or cares about what you eat ?!? Are you so lead by the media that you actually care what anyone else might think about your eating habits were you to be put under scrutiny ?

Eat what you like when you like. Stuff yourself with all the British faves and flip the bird to anyone else who tries to tell you otherwise.

 

[Overdriven]

I've got no problem picking up european food to eat, I like green things, sometimes I don't. No one other than me dictates what and how I'm going to eat it.

I agree with the butcher comment. WTB more.

 

[Lamp]

I'm going to make a cigarette omelete and stick a beard on it and a couple of tattoos !

 

[Imgormiel]

I say it's a female conspiracy for us blokes to splash out crap loads of needless waste of cash on something they wouldn't pay for themselves or make themselves tbh.

My last gf, I ask her to make a shepherd's pie from scratch and I may as well have been talking particle physics to her. If I asked her to make ok lets say pasta with some girly crap in it, she was like mmmmkay np. What's wrong with localised food imo no matter where you are from? You go the supermarket and are bombarded with crap loads of crap that no one even knows how to make at home for themselves - and usually it tastes crap anyway, and it's usually been in some freezer or storage for like 14259157 years. And before anyone has a go, I can cook anything ya like. Read, do it's not hard and i don't have a woman to rely on to cook my meals before some feminist starts to beat my meat batter

People say i got no time to make stuff, er stop watching fucking tv when you get home and fucking eat properly? that too hard? lol Brain in gear, hmm I must eat, ah bugger it there's the microwave, that shit looks ok and i can eat it while watching tv. Jesus, there's no wonder why things are wrong in society these days if we can't get our eating right and when people do it. Oh yeah shit there goes another 200 quid because the only time we eat together is when I have to pay almost a week's wages in some family down time so some other terd does it for us. Lol!

And yes I just had some cheese on toast with English pickle for me tea with some oxtail soup :O Omg I sound so like a thick twat because I opted for something that was so easy to do...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Today, bought some canadian ginger ale, a whole chicken(roasted or some such), 6 pack of long drinks and i've never felt better :lol:

 

[Imgormiel]

Today, bought some canadian ginger ale, a whole chicken(roasted or some such), 6 pack of long drinks and i've never felt better :lol:

Where's the English gin?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Where's the English gin?

I'm not english

When i come to england, i'll drink the steallas, gins, eat fish and chips and parmos and shepards pies and try to grope a blonde girl going "Innit", but when i'm in finland...

 

[Imgormiel]

Why should you give a fuck what anyone thinks or cares about what you eat ?!? Are you so lead by the media that you actually care what anyone else might think about your eating habits were you to be put under scrutiny ?

Eat what you like when you like. Stuff yourself with all the British faves and flip the bird to anyone else who tries to tell you otherwise.

Toht's right tho, it's just not there to be had or bought. It's not the media, it's the society we live in ><

 

[Imgormiel]

I'm not english

When i come to england, i'll drink the steallas, gins, eat fish and chips and parmos and shepards pies and try to grope a blonde girl going "Innit", but when i'm in finland...

Then you shoot the chicken and eat it after the bullet cooked it? hehe I bet finnish food isn't as kaka the crap that we are being fed via our supermarkets Europe wide

Tohtori perkele ;D

 

[old.Tohtori]

Then you shoot the chicken and eat it after the bullet cooked it? hehe I bet finnish food isn't as kaka the crap that we are being fed via our supermarkets Europe wide

Tohtori perkele ;D

Traditonal finnish food is made with one principle; to gather fat and keep you warm for the winter.

Also our health department is SO anal about food produce, that everything is top notch.

It makes, for better or for worse, good food :lol:

 

[Sharma]

I share your pain this whole bollocks about healthy eating being shoved down my throat day in day out.

Hell it's hard to get a flat out decent grub in a lot of pubs now since each meal comes with tags saying it's nutritional content and how the beef is made from the finest cows from tibet or some shite.

Can't I just order a sodding burger and not get told about how I should be eating the "healthier option".

Stick yer health foods, i'm going for a bloody curry tonight, with a cheese naan and i'm going to bloody enjoy it.

 

[Amanita]

Is my meal happy and frolicksome?

Probably not.

 

[Overdriven]

If you're not sure if your food is manly enough as it use to be.. Follow these three steps:

1) Gather food and sledgehammer
2) Beat food with sledgehammer
3) Proceed to have sex with food (or sledgehammer) and make it your bitch.

Once you've done that, your food is now manly and no longer metrosexual.

 

[CorNokZ]

How do you beat a bowl of soup and then have sex with it?

Beat the sledgehammer and then have sex with the bowl?

 

[Billargh]

Surely that would make it homosexual OD? Just eat knives and bricks, no chance of that turning metrosexual.

 

[Overdriven]

Dammit I wasn't expecting such responces!

 

[Billargh]

It's a Saturday night, we should be out. We're allowed to be cynical

 

[Ezteq]

well i was just about to eat a cheese toastie when it lept off the plate screaming "i'M LEAVING YOU! YOU HAVE NO FASHION SENSE!!" then it ran off up the road, with a marshmallow called colin, singing something by the scissor sisters, so yeah i'd have to say i suspect my meal was actually gay.

 

[Lamp]

scissor sisters

*shudders*

 

[CorNokZ]

Surely that would make it homosexual OD? Just eat knives and bricks, no chance of that turning metrosexual.

?

 

[Ezteq]

?

didn't you leave?



or was that someone else?

 

[CorNokZ]

Did leave.. Came back to post manwhich

Truth is I'm too busy to post atm :/

 

[Bugz]

No but your dad is!

 

[Huntingtons]

Everything, starting from food, is going to a metrosexual direction aye.

I remember when you used to be able to walk intoa butcher shop. Now it's a dime in a dozen seas to find one.

Try asking something "without bunnyfood" and they look at you crooked, ask something "vegetarian" and it's "a-ok".

It's all rather f*cked up really.

Last week i spent a good hour trying to find a place that serves even a decent steak.

that has nothing to do with food habbits, and everything to do with supermarkeds

there is something wrong with those foods. they arent healthy, if you like english food, good for you, but bitching about people not wanting to eat it because of its name, is bollox.

 

[Bugz]

that has nothing to do with food habbits, and everything to do with supermarkeds

there is something wrong with those foods. they arent healthy, if you like english food, good for you, but bitching about people not wanting to eat it because of its name, is bollox.

I have no idea how that comment went unquoted for so long.

Honestly Toht - think before you post! It helps!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Misquoted you mean?

Misunderstood?

I don't give a f*ck about a foods name.

There is nothing wrong or unhealthy about a good steak, but it's rarer and rarer(pun) find a place that makes one without the new age crap.

I also don't give a f*ck about what other people want to eat, weat a dildo for breakfast for all i care, but when it effects what I can eat, i have the right to say "hold on a f*cking minute".

Bugs, honestly, think before you try to get smart.

And they say i start fights around here...

 

[Bugz]

What the fuck is metro sexual about not finding a butchers and vegetarians?

Also Cuntingtons was not mentioning food brands but the rise of supermarkets...

And what the hell is bunny food? Food for bunnies? (what Google seems to suggest: 'BUNNY SAFE FOOD.'

Steak? Not sure about you but I can drive to 3-4 restaurants that serve good old fashioned steak and chips in about 20 minutes max. And I live in one of the most economically deprived part of fuckin Europe.

I don't know about you but nothing has become in any way metro sexual, but rather people are becoming more and more educated about leading healthy life's. Contrary to the belief of some; saturated fat in large amounts is bad; sugar in large amounts is bad; speaking shit in large amounts is bad etc.