Is Spam > Ham

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Sibanac

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Well, who wants some? :D It's tasty!
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I'll take some and a side portion of
BlitheringIdiot stew to go pls
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sibanac
I'll take some and a side portion of
BlitheringIdiot stew to go pls
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He's off the menu, profits are down 50% since I've been selling that crap. ;)
 
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leoric

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
He's off the menu, profits are down 50% since I've been selling that crap. ;)
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Lmaowtfpwnedstfukthnxbye!
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Why I oughtta... :eek:

<rolls up sleeves>
 
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leoric

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Why I oughtta... :eek:

<rolls up sleeves>
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/Me set wrestling ring up!

No below the belt!
I wanna see a good clean fight!
LETS GET IT ON!
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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All of a sudden Marilyn Manson cuts the lighting rig with a chainsaw and hanson die.

The End.
 
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leoric

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
All of a sudden Marilyn Manson cuts the lighting rig with a chainsaw and hanson die.

The End.
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Lmao, I miss celeb death match :(
It was so good :)
 
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swords

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Where do they make spam now? the last Spam manufactering place in Britain shut down a few years ago...who keeps making this crap???
I bet its the surviving Monthy Python crew...
 
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leoric

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Originally posted by swords
Where do they make spam now? the last Spam manufactering place in Britain shut down a few years ago...who keeps making this crap???
I bet its the surviving Monthy Python crew...
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Lmao, I agree, It takes like sh*t!
 
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~INCOGNITO~

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Originally posted by swords
Where do they make spam now? the last Spam manufactering place in Britain shut down a few years ago...who keeps making this crap???
I bet its the surviving Monthy Python crew...
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Carky is the MD of the biggest spam making factory in Europe.
 
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-Dreama-

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<Ten98> where can I get cash real fast on a saturday
<BeeKay> Why at the Sperm Bank, of course!
<BeeKay> where young men meet their destiny
<BeeKay> do you get paid for giving blood?
<Ten98> do you fuck
<BeeKay> what a rip off
<Ten98> you get a cup of tea and a biscuit
<BeeKay> well it's better than a biscuit from the sperm bank
<Ten98> I can't go in there, and wank, into a cup, for money
<Ten98> can I?
<Ten98> "The sperm donors in the United Kingdom are altruistic volunteers. This means no financial gains to the donors in donating their sperm, they are only paid reasonable expenses. Donors are paid in some countries."
<Ten98> gay as fuck
<Ten98> they won't even pay me for my precious seed
<Ten98> There is a national shortage of sperm, egg and embryo donors causing long delays fro those who require treatment.
<Ten98> that's because you won't pay them
<Ten98> you fucks
<Ten98> who's going to volunteer
<Ten98> I mean really
<Wagoo> Unless they have hot nurses to assist you
<Ten98> it'll be a 60 year old granny
<Ten98> with warts
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I could have lived a long and happy life never having read that.
 
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