Is Santa a fake???

[Kallio]

Some eveil man told me that santa isnt real... Someone please tell me he lied

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Ur a cock!!11™

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I'll say it if you pay me enough.

 

[Aoami]

Anyone got a Sewing Machine for my sides please?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Splittingsidesicitus is a serious medical condition. You should see a doctor asap!!

 

[outlash]

santa is real. i know it for a fact, because i unveiled his secret identity when i was a wee lad!

 

[bracken_woodman]

He's in Beatties down town. Looks real to me. Smelled of meths though

 

[shadybrack]

i don't think bracken is real, ppl just made him up 2 confuse me

 

[bracken_woodman]

Originally posted by shadybrack
i don't think bracken is real, ppl just made him up 2 confuse me

Real, The Original, and still the best!!!

 

[Astley]

get stonned and ull see he is real

 

[kirennia]

Originally posted by Kallio
Some eveil man told me that santa isnt real... Someone please tell me he lied

I'll tell you what really pissed me off. I went to a christmas pub quiz at my local and one of the general knowledge questions was

'What lies beneath the snow under the north pole'

I put santas house and they marked it wrong Damn them

 

[Kallio]

Re: Re: Is Santa a fake???

Originally posted by kirennia
'What lies beneath the snow under the north pole'

I put santas house and they marked it wrong Damn them

Santa´s house insn´t at north pole, It´s in Finland, at Korvatuntunturi!

 

[-Nuked-]

santa is infact a fake im sorry to say.

but

the tooth fairy is real.

 

[hrodelbert]

santa and satan are anagrams they both wear red , both are called saint nicolas both distract people from the real meaning of christmas , OMG OMG OMG !!! <whimpers>

 

[the_fnord]

"I stopped believing in God when I found they'd lied to me about the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny."
-Lewis Ashby-

 

[Tharion]

Originally posted by the_fnord
"I stopped believing in God when I found they'd lied to me about the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny."
-Lewis Ashby-

 

[Conchabar]

there was a santa and his name wasnt santa. not the over hyped comercial santa it is today :>

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Conchabar
there was a santa and his name wasnt santa. not the over hyped comercial santa it is today :>

Elaborate please.