Is it just me or ...

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stunned

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... is this quote very funny.

"GOA's technical team immediately implemented a series of preventive measures, which resulted in the shutdown of our customer service tool, Rightnow !, and of the subscription system.
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Oups !
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Yeah but its a big fuck up and Im pissed off, time to whine...

Also is it just my connection or is camelot-europe now completely down too?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Being a technical genius..z0r I can tell you what those preventative measures are:

Techy monkey: Hey...I think someone is hacking the server...
Techy tea boy: Nah, it always looks like that.
Techy monkey: Does the screen always print 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11' over and over?
Techy tea boy: Eyyumm...lemme check my manual a sec'...oh poo.

~cue slow motion dive to pull the server power supply from the mains~

Techy tea boy: Shhiiirrr-argh...
Techy monkey: Phew! That was close! We can just reboot it, close off the compromised port and fire up the back ups. Nobody needs to know, right?
Techy tea boy: Back...ups?
Techy monkey: Ooookay...ya know? I think its time for me to use up my holiday leave. See ya.
Techy tea boy: Yea...me too. I'll send you a postcard from Rio.
 
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pez

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hmm that seemed like such an accurate account of what happened i'm inclined to believe that you were the techy tea boy

~cue eerie music and lots of close ups on shifty eyes~
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I was gonna write it in french but I wasn't able to translate 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11' into French.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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It wouldnt have been in french, the hacker was no dobut english as they chose prydwen to have fun with.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
I was gonna write it in french but I wasn't able to translate 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11' into French.
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I believe it would be the same.
 
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Coim-

Guest
Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Being a technical genius..z0r I can tell you what those preventative measures are:

Techy monkey: Hey...I think someone is hacking the server...
Techy tea boy: Nah, it always looks like that.
Techy monkey: Does the screen always print 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11' over and over?
Techy tea boy: Eyyumm...lemme check my manual a sec'...oh poo.

~cue slow motion dive to pull the server power supply from the mains~

Techy tea boy: Shhiiirrr-argh...
Techy monkey: Phew! That was close! We can just reboot it, close off the compromised port and fire up the back ups. Nobody needs to know, right?
Techy tea boy: Back...ups?
Techy monkey: Ooookay...ya know? I think its time for me to use up my holiday leave. See ya.
Techy tea boy: Yea...me too. I'll send you a postcard from Rio.
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This is probably true. Scary really that the tea boy had the manual...:scared:
 
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rhemis

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the french for 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11

IS


BOF!! cos thats all french people say when they get owned or pissed off!!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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My spies have just delivered me a transcript of the goings on in the GOA HQ office.

For your reading pleasure...

<translated from French>

GOA Boss Man: Hey! TECHY GIMPS!! Why can't I play my savage?!
Techy Gimp 1: Sorry boss but it seems we have been ... hacked!
GOA Boss Man: Spare me your technical mumbo jumbo! What's going on?!
Techy Gimp 2: Someone broke into the server and fiddled with the settings and we had to crash it to save it.
GOA Boss Man: <stares blankly> You're fired! Techy Gimp 1, tell me what he said...but in FRENCH!!
Techy Gimp 1: Well, we seem to have...
GOA Boss Man: FIRED! SOMEBODY MAKE ME A MARTINI AND TELL ME WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON!! I WANT TO WTFPWN PEOPLE!!
GOA Lackey: <hands Martini to boss> Bad man stole game, sir. We screwed. Players angry. No can fix.
GOA Boss Man: Hmm...this be bad. Where is our PR man?! We need him to write something quick!!
GOA Lackey: Greenpeace kidnapped him and released him back into the jungle, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! SHIIIIT!! Right...we need to think...<slurps Martini>...what would Sanya do? What wouuuld she doooo?
GOA Lackey: Invent some random bullshit, slap it on the website and hope everyone believes it?
GOA Boss Man: Yes! I like it! Keep coming up with ideas like that and you may be the Boss Man one day. Ha ha ha. <laughs>
GOA Lackey: <laughs nervously> Ha ha. Thank you, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Okay, write up something quickly, stick it on the web page, hire some more techy guys...then clear out your desk; you're fired!
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Originally posted by Sissyfoo
My spies have just delivered me a transcript of the goings on in the GOA HQ office.

For your reading pleasure...

<translated from French>

GOA Boss Man: Hey! TECHY GIMPS!! Why can't I play my savage?!
Techy Gimp 1: Sorry boss but it seems we have been ... hacked!
GOA Boss Man: Spare me your technical mumbo jumbo! What's going on?!
Techy Gimp 2: Someone broke into the server and fiddled with the settings and we had to crash it to save it.
GOA Boss Man: <stares blankly> You're fired! Techy Gimp 1, tell me what he said...but in FRENCH!!
Techy Gimp 1: Well, we seem to have...
GOA Boss Man: FIRED! SOMEBODY MAKE ME A MARTINI AND TELL ME WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON!! I WANT TO WTFPWN PEOPLE!!
GOA Lackey: <hands Martini to boss> Bad man stole game, sir. We screwed. Players angry. No can fix.
GOA Boss Man: Hmm...this be bad. Where is our PR man?! We need him to write something quick!!
GOA Lackey: Greenpeace kidnapped him and released him back into the jungle, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! SHIIIIT!! Right...we need to think...<slurps Martini>...what would Sanya do? What wouuuld she doooo?
GOA Lackey: Invent some random bullshit, slap it on the website and hope everyone believes it?
GOA Boss Man: Yes! I like it! Keep coming up with ideas like that and you may be the Boss Man one day. Ha ha ha. <laughs>
GOA Lackey: <laughs nervously> Ha ha. Thank you, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Okay, write up something quickly, stick it on the web page, hire some more techy guys...then clear out your desk; you're fired!
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<laughs nervously> Ha Ha. Good job, Boss Man.
 
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Coim-

Guest
Originally posted by Sissyfoo
GOA Boss Man: Yes! I like it! Keep coming up with ideas like that and you may be the Boss Man one day. Ha ha ha. <laughs>
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He laughed twice? And what kind of laugh? Muahahahahaha? Bwuhahahaha? Teehehehehe? Elaborate more, more I say!
 
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Coim-

Guest
Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Michael Jackson laugh tbh.
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Omg, you've cracked it. Michael Jackson is the GOA Boss Man.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Hell, I don't know. It was just a freakin' transcript. I will ask my spies when they get back from their next assignment. They are currently in the field and I don't really want to compromise them...replacing spies is hella expensive. :/
 
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tisme

Guest
Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Being a technical genius..z0r I can tell you what those preventative measures are:
Techy monkey: Hey...I think someone is hacking the server...
Techy tea boy: Nah, it always looks like that.
Techy monkey: Does the screen always print 'ROLLOLAOLFMAOLAOLO!! U R B33N WTFPWNED!! I R TEH 1337z0r!!11' over and over?
Techy tea boy: Eyyumm...lemme check my manual a sec'...oh poo.
~cue slow motion dive to pull the server power supply from the mains~
Techy tea boy: Shhiiirrr-argh...
Techy monkey: Phew! That was close! We can just reboot it, close off the compromised port and fire up the back ups. Nobody needs to know, right?
Techy tea boy: Back...ups?
Techy monkey: Ooookay...ya know? I think its time for me to use up my holiday leave. See ya.
Techy tea boy: Yea...me too. I'll send you a postcard from Rio.
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Conchabar

Guest
Originally posted by Sissyfoo
<translated from French>

GOA Boss Man: Hey! TECHY GIMPS!! Why can't I play my savage?!
Techy Gimp 1: Sorry boss but it seems we have been ... hacked!
GOA Boss Man: Spare me your technical mumbo jumbo! What's going on?!
Techy Gimp 2: Someone broke into the server and fiddled with the settings and we had to crash it to save it.
GOA Boss Man: <stares blankly> You're fired! Techy Gimp 1, tell me what he said...but in FRENCH!!
Techy Gimp 1: Well, we seem to have...
GOA Boss Man: FIRED! SOMEBODY MAKE ME A MARTINI AND TELL ME WHAT THE FECK IS GOING ON!! I WANT TO WTFPWN PEOPLE!!
GOA Lackey: <hands Martini to boss> Bad man stole game, sir. We screwed. Players angry. No can fix.
GOA Boss Man: Hmm...this be bad. Where is our PR man?! We need him to write something quick!!
GOA Lackey: Greenpeace kidnapped him and released him back into the jungle, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! SHIIIIT!! Right...we need to think...<slurps Martini>...what would Sanya do? What wouuuld she doooo?
GOA Lackey: Invent some random bullshit, slap it on the website and hope everyone believes it?
GOA Boss Man: Yes! I like it! Keep coming up with ideas like that and you may be the Boss Man one day. Ha ha ha. <laughs>
GOA Lackey: <laughs nervously> Ha ha. Thank you, sir.
GOA Boss Man: Okay, write up something quickly, stick it on the web page, hire some more techy guys...then clear out your desk; you're fired!
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:clap: :clap:

GOA BOSS MAN = :lol: hed be playing a infil ;)
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
You've yet to make me laugh out loud. ;)
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[sarcasm]Oh, and what a great achievement that would be![/sarcasm] :D
 
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