IQ Test

[Wazzerphuk]

Goatse?

That was hard to put in non-link form. In fact, I feel kind of dirty not linking it.

 

[Utini]

Just did the detailed version:
http://web.tickle.com/tests/superiq/

Richard, your Super IQ score is 133
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you a Visual Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have many diverse talents. You have especially strong linguistic talents and are very good at interpreting visual information. You've got your feet on the ground, but your mind is capable of very complex, abstract thought. Compared to others, you are easily able to see situations from many different angles. You also understand how things work in a very practical way.

How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Visual Linguist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Visual Linguist. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

I'm a Cunning Linguist!

 

[Wij]

Goatse?

That was hard to put in non-link form. In fact, I feel kind of dirty not linking it.

Probably best link it then.

 

[Cyfr]

Goatse website got taken down

 

[Wij]

Goatse website got taken down

What ?

The internet is dead. RIP.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm going to kill myself now.

I've no faith in the world left.

 

[Wij]

I'm going to kill myself now.

I've no faith in the world left.

Webcast plz.

*prepare tissue*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

How shall I do it?

I'll put it to public vote!

 

[Wij]

*vote for fart-lighting mishap*

 

[Lazarus]

I'm going to kill myself now.

I've no faith in the world left.

need any help

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Only in voting, moron ! ;D

 

[Bodhi]

Rob a bank, then use the money you steal to attempt to overdose on skunk. Two possible outcomes.

1) You succeed. What a way to go.

2) You fail. However in trying this feat, you will probably get so stoned you will have forgotten all about the bank robbery, goatse, the internet and probably how to talk. As far as prices of failure go, I'd say this one was pretty low.



Go on. You KNOW you want to.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I think I heard a lethal dosage of cannabis would be around 10 kilos.

Good luck smoking that in one session.

 

[Bodhi]

It's 56lbs. Which may well be 10 kilos, I don't care for your poofy Euro measurements May not be possible in one session, but fuck me it would be a lot of fun trying.

 

[Wij]

It's 56lbs. Which may well be 10 kilos, I don't care for your poofy Euro measurements May not be possible in one session, but fuck me it would be a lot of fun trying.

Actually it wouldn't. You'd be so sick and para it would make it hard to enjoy the jumping dwarves and easy-going table.