IQ Test

[Trem]

I'll sling them up in the loft, no need to chuck em yet.

Thank you chum.

 

[Aoami]

Congratulations, Gaz!
Your IQ score is 129

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace.

I scraped a C in my maths GCSE.

 

[Scouse]

LOL bast.

I am a twat

Fixed.

 

[Dillinja]

Word Warrior:

This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

Haha, that really is funny. New and creative ideas, hilarious.

 

[Bodhi]

Congratulations, blah!
Your IQ score is 156

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.



I was quite disappointed, the last test I took put my IQ at 162 ish. Remember kids, don't do drugs. You may lose up to 8 whole IQ points!

 

[Gama]

Congratulations, Gama!
Your IQ score is 140

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator.

This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

 

[TdC]

Congratulations, Andrew!
Your IQ score is 133

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.



tis lies, I've been crap at maths all my life

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Doing ANY IQ test other than the official MENSA one is utterly pointless. Work roughly on the same ideas, but without any of the science behind it.

 

[leggy]

This IQ test is an utter disgrace. My rabid dog could easily nail a 130 on it. It's almost like a secondary school pop quiz.

I'm with Swift on this one, utterly pointless unless it's MENSA.

 

[Whipped]

Your IQ score is 126

Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

I am the Inventive Inquisitor I like the sound of that even if the test is bollocks. Apparently Ben Franklin was one. Didn't know this test had been around long enough to test him

 

[Cyradix]

Your IQ score is 144

we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor.

This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet.



Exact same score as my last one a few years back....

 

[Trem]

Doing ANY IQ test other than the official MENSA one is utterly pointless. Work roughly on the same ideas, but without any of the science behind it.

Aye agreed. Samm is in MENSA, she got the same score as Carol Vorderman(158 I think).

I, on the otherhand, am as thick as pigshit, even that doesn't seem gramatically correct

 

[Whipped]

I always thought it was funny that people who are supposed to be intelligent would pay to join a club that told them how intelligent they were Irony personified?

 

[leggy]

It's all a bit like intellectual masturbation.

While on the subject of Samm though, I had a dream about her last night Trem

I think it's my dreams are trying to tell me how clever I am.

 

[TdC]

speaking of dreams...I've been having really strange ones of late. I wonder why? </hijack>

 

[Trem]

I think its because you are jealous of her getting to ride me tbh

Whipped - She did it when she was alot younger(about 19), she just thought it would be interesting, she will readily admit that she ain't the brightest. When it comes to ripping the piss out of people I kick her ass. I think the clever people aren't too good with everyday stuff, I mean look at Wij.

 

[Cyradix]

speaking of dreams...I've been having really strange ones of late. I wonder why? </hijack>

ok, please get comfy on the couch and tell us all about it.....

 

[TdC]

I will in a sec but I'm off to lunch first!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I always thought it was funny that people who are supposed to be intelligent would pay to join a club that told them how intelligent they were Irony personified?

Yes, but just add 'MENSA member: IQ <number>' to a CV or anything like that and watch people crawl.

I need to get round to doing it one time... see what my score is. Should be interesting, provided I don't do it stoned...

 

[Whipped]

You'd probably do better on the spatial orientation questions like that

 

[Bodhi]

Pfft. Y'all are only rubbishing the IQ test cos I'm winning.

 

[Wij]

I think its because you are jealous of her getting to ride me tbh

Whipped - She did it when she was alot younger(about 19), she just thought it would be interesting, she will readily admit that she ain't the brightest. When it comes to ripping the piss out of people I kick her ass. I think the clever people aren't too good with everyday stuff, I mean look at Wij.

I only got 135. That's the lowest I think I've ever scored on an IQ test. I got a bit bored with the picture ones

I'm sure I beat Bodhi in the last one so I think that must have been better

 

[amobea]

Congratulations, Michael!
Your IQ score is 135

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician.

seems roughly the same as all the other iq test on the web for me

 

[Crash]

Congratulations, rob!
Your IQ score is 115

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each set of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.


*sigh* its 3am and i was half asleep :X

 

[Utini]

Only ones i found hard was that picture one at end, and the John like 1000 not 900 etc questions. And i think i got them in the end. Wonder what i got wrong.

Congratulations, Richard!
Your IQ score is 138
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.
This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

 

[Utini]

I still dont understand how having heard a phrase before means u have a higher IQ. (Thats bollocks imo)
And how on earth does knowing the dictionary definition of a word mean u have a higher IQ. (Also Testicles)
How the smeg did ya get 150+!?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok, this test HAS to be bonkered...

Congratulations, Seel!
Your IQ score is 120

No fecking way i'm that smart.

(serisouly though, english isn't my native language so it's rather nice score )

 

[Milkshake]

I only got 135 :/

Does the Mensa website have a quiz?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Rofl.

IQ cannot be determined by a web script.

 

[Wij]

Is there a site that measures cock size ?