psyco
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this post is inspired by a recent event
i was sitting reading fh peacefully when suddenly a spider apeared to the side of me, it was asking for abuse as once i noticed it it stayed still, so, i got my spider killer box out and squashed the bugger, leaving its remains on my wall, but i ran out of tissues to clean it off... it wasn't one of those mundane boring, none threatning ones, it was about the 4inch's long, including legs...
so i went to the loo before getting a new box of tissues, i spotted a moth, ill explane why i hate moths the most in a bit, i went to get the spider catcher and lost it... so i went about my buisness and grabbed a new box of tissues cleared off the remains of the ex-spider
end of story, now for the funny bit
a couple of years ago when i was playing ps2 a moth flew into my ear, my ear tickled so i started to dig around in my ear only to find the remains of an ex-moth in my ear, what are the chance's?
this is not the only reason why i hate moths so much, i used to have wars with them after they flew into my room at around 3am... because of their dexterity it took me atleast 30 mins to actully kill it, after it making attempts to kill me(this happend around the time i smoked alot of cannibis, probbly hence the reason why i felt they were atacking me and why i thought they were so fast)
also, they make alot of noise when hitting my light... now a little history lesson about moths, moths are essentually butterflys but desided to be nocturnal, now considering this, why do they want to go into my light contantly untill i intervene
this is why i hate moths so much there the most useless/stupid thing on the universe
oh, and another thing i have 3 spiders, quite large ones nesting in my window, INSIDE!!! and due to the size/awekward angles i cannot bring my self to kill/catch them, and i dont know how to lure them out, as spiders just stay there if your looking at them
so this brings me to my question i stated in my title.... insects, why?
i was sitting reading fh peacefully when suddenly a spider apeared to the side of me, it was asking for abuse as once i noticed it it stayed still, so, i got my spider killer box out and squashed the bugger, leaving its remains on my wall, but i ran out of tissues to clean it off... it wasn't one of those mundane boring, none threatning ones, it was about the 4inch's long, including legs...
so i went to the loo before getting a new box of tissues, i spotted a moth, ill explane why i hate moths the most in a bit, i went to get the spider catcher and lost it... so i went about my buisness and grabbed a new box of tissues cleared off the remains of the ex-spider
end of story, now for the funny bit
a couple of years ago when i was playing ps2 a moth flew into my ear, my ear tickled so i started to dig around in my ear only to find the remains of an ex-moth in my ear, what are the chance's?
this is not the only reason why i hate moths so much, i used to have wars with them after they flew into my room at around 3am... because of their dexterity it took me atleast 30 mins to actully kill it, after it making attempts to kill me(this happend around the time i smoked alot of cannibis, probbly hence the reason why i felt they were atacking me and why i thought they were so fast)
also, they make alot of noise when hitting my light... now a little history lesson about moths, moths are essentually butterflys but desided to be nocturnal, now considering this, why do they want to go into my light contantly untill i intervene
this is why i hate moths so much there the most useless/stupid thing on the universe
oh, and another thing i have 3 spiders, quite large ones nesting in my window, INSIDE!!! and due to the size/awekward angles i cannot bring my self to kill/catch them, and i dont know how to lure them out, as spiders just stay there if your looking at them
so this brings me to my question i stated in my title.... insects, why?