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Rulke

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Crystal maze was the best "scream at the TV" program ever
 

00dave

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that was a good example of all crystal maze contestants, they all sucked.

But here's Adam and Joe's star wars version, if you play it work you might want to turn it down a bit.

YouTube - ADAM & JOE'S CRYSTAL MAZE
 

tris-

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Bitch broke a leg but if bitch dont get out then tough shit.
 

fettoken

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I have to say, the Swedish counterpart "Prisoner at the Fort" (Fångarna på fortet) is a bit more refined than this... this... pile of puke :lol:Can't watch..
 

Ctuchik

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What a moron

he's got eye problems. dont know the medical term for it but thats not being a moron.

you know when your taking a drivers license and they make you look into that monitor thingy and have to pick out letters/numbers on a dotted screen and can't? thats the exact same thing this guy has.
 

Wij

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he's got eye problems. dont know the medical term for it but thats not being a moron.

you know when your taking a drivers license and they make you look into that monitor thingy and have to pick out letters/numbers on a dotted screen and can't? thats the exact same thing this guy has.

Right - so when they all shout U3 at him and he can't pick out the box clearly marked U3 with no obfuscating marks, that's the same thing is it ?
 

leviathane

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hahaha god i miss that show, was brilliant laughing at all the idiots that went on it.
 

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The Krypton Factor was the complete opposite end of the scale, i mean how many people can land a plane? jokes how hard the challenges were
 

tris-

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he's got eye problems. dont know the medical term for it but thats not being a moron.

you know when your taking a drivers license and they make you look into that monitor thingy and have to pick out letters/numbers on a dotted screen and can't? thats the exact same thing this guy has.

That is a test for colourblindness, whats that got to do with that particular game?
 

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Crystal Maze was epic.
 

Bahumat

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There was one where the contestant had a sheet of perspex infront of him. He was in a small tunnel so he was on his hands and knees. The crystal was behind the perspex. All he had to do was crawl round a side coridor and he'd be in the room, but he kept putting his hand on the perspex shouting "it's a mirror" or something really stupid!
 

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I have to say, the Swedish counterpart "Prisoner at the Fort" (Fångarna på fortet) is a bit more refined than this... this... pile of puke :lol:Can't watch..

Actually we got an english version of this called Fort Boyard on channel 5, and I think it originally came from france.
 

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What a stupid bint, probably the worst woman ever to grace the show.

I loved that series it was a great show, Fort Boyard is shite.
 

Malecheon

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Didn't think much of the first clip, but the guy in the 2nd one was totally full of fail.
 

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