Important question

[Jupitus]

The shop owner, obviously seized on this rare opportunity to make some money....

"if this dumb ass thinks 3 rounds of sarnies is just 3 slices of bread, let him have his cake and eat it."

*shopowner changes price list to charge per round*

"Ok, it's just 3 slices for those 3 rounds you ordered, but it's still £1.75 each round, that's £5.25 you owe me for your 1.5 sarnies, please, thankyouverymuch, one done."

*shopowner pockets his double playment and whistles happily*

 

[ECA]

You would disagree with me even if you agreed with me you would disagree with the way you agreed with the thing I said that you agreed with.

I deny all such libellous allegations however true they might be.

 

[Trem]

I deny all such libellous allegations however true they might be.

He made no money that day Jup as I stormed out muttering things to myself. It wasn't that she was clearly wrong it was the way she spoke to me about it.

 

[babs]

Perhaps she was being slow and deliberate, she may have thought you were, y'know - special.

 

[TdC]

Actually he had just popped in to give all the women there a bitch slapping.

you sure it wasn't some random guy and this all didn't play out in your head just because the woman frightened you into leaving the shop?

 

[throdgrain]

OK, time for another valid point.

The reason the woman spoke to trem like that is because thats how northern women speak.
Its a fact , proved by Last of the Summer Wine by the way, that northern women are on the whole more powerful than thier men, and thus can do and speak as they wish. My mum is from the north, and behaves in this fashion too. Poor Trem simply couldnt take anymore abuse, and thus had to leave.
Southern women dont as a rule behave like this.

 

[Trem]

There is no southern women, the less gay men become the butch ones and the more gay men become the ladies. Thats why.

 

[babs]

Aha!

You go to Tescos, you buy some nice sausage and a couple of bread rolls. You cut said rolls in half, and stuff some sausage in. You now have two rounds of 'sandwiches', made from two bread rolls.

Discuss.

 

[Trem]

They are rolls you dozy inbred cave dwelling fuckwit.

 

[babs]

*ahem*

ITS ALL FUCKING BREAD!!

BREAD!

BREAD!!

!!!!!!

 

[Tilda]

I emailed the sandwich people

 

[Calaen]

I emailed the sandwich people

As did I last night no reply as of yet though :-(

 

[TdC]

They are rolls you dozy inbred cave dwelling fuckwit.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trem again.

sometimes I wonder what it means when it says I shouldn't give it to Trem o0

 

[Mazling]

Where the fuck did this seven page thread come from!?

 

[throdgrain]

From #xatrix mate

 

[TdC]

or from Trem's bum

 

[Tilda]

Perhaps the Sandwich people have been overwhelmed with the number of questions regarding rounds and they are touring the sandwich shops to get answers!

 

[Calaen]

Perhaps the Sandwich people have been overwhelmed with the number of questions regarding rounds and they are touring the sandwich shops to get answers!

I can see the reports on SKy news next week

 

[Tom]

Do people in Stoke eat their toast upside down as well?

 

[Trem]

The butter would drip off if we did that.

Oh no wait, your toast is really a sandwich so I guess it doesn't matter if you live in weirdbreadville.

 

[Calaen]

there isnt a correct way to eat toast

 

[MYstIC G]

No you don't. I will get my mates to join here and post their replies, my mum as well.

Note to other mods: I GET DIBS ON BANNING HIS MUM!

 

[Ch3tan]

Can you ban the 11 freaks who have so far agreed with Trem.

 

[Trem]

* Ch3tan has joined #xatrix
* Q sets mode: +v Ch3tan
<Trem^Work> ch3t sucks
<^Debaser> ...but his prices are extortionate
<Trem^Work> and he wont swallow

 

[tris-]

a round of sandwhiches is one sandwhich.

a sandwhich is 2 pieces of bread.

a round of toast is 2 pieces of toasted bread.

Trem is gay and probably bought sausages just to stick up his ass and swivel on them. the bread was just a disguise, and this whole argument was made so he could disguise sticking sausages up his ass.

 

[Lester]

Aha!

You go to Tescos, you buy some nice sausage and a couple of bread rolls. You cut said rolls in half, and stuff some sausage in. You now have two rounds of 'sandwiches', made from two bread rolls.

Discuss.

I agree with everything Trem says. (I am not his mum btw)

And people who put an 's' on the end of supermarket names are common.

 

[Earl]

What about farmfoods, are people just common because they shop there anyway?

 

[babs]

*dryhumps lesters*

 

[MYstIC G]

(I am not his mum btw)

You'd be banned by now if you were!

 

[Trem]

a round of toast is 2 pieces of toasted bread.
.

That is just silly.

I am quite sure even all the homo's who don't agree with me on the other stuff will agree with me on that.

Tris you suck...and smell...of wee......and aids.


*wubs Lester*(another correct Stokey)