Important question of the day

[Shagrat]

Whats the plural of weetabix?

ive just had 2 for breakfast, was it 2 weetabixes, or 2 weetabii?????

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think that weetabik is one weetabix and weetabix in itself is many?

 

[Chilly]

I think they are like fish. One fish many fish.

 

[Jupitus]

More than 2 is called a 'Botham of Weetabix'.

 

[Scouse]

Weetabix. Simple

I think, more importantly, we should be starting a violent crusade against anyone who uses octopuses instead of octopi. They need to be fucking SHOT.

In the face.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bet Scouse has many mouses in his computer box

 

[nath]

Weetabix. Simple

I think, more importantly, we should be starting a violent crusade against anyone who uses octopuses instead of octopi. They need to be fucking SHOT.

In the face.

Even though octopuses is actually the correct plural for it?

 

[Scouse]

/shoots nath in face...

 

[Tilda]

I have had four weetabix a day for the last 10 years, occasionally I'll have 5. Some people are alarmed by this, is this normal?

 

[caLLous]

Having an odd number of weetabix at a time is alarming in itself. Always have an even number. It's inconsiderate for the person who gets to the bottom of the stack and there is only 1 left. Or 3, and you are torn between having 2 and leaving 1 or taking all 3. You see the problems it causes??

 

[Scouse]

3 weetabix is a minimum tbfh. They're too small. Well, for any normal sized person they are...

 

[caLLous]

Do you have massive bowls?? How do you fit 3 in a bowl and yet still at least part-submerge them in milk? Two, side by side, with a thin layer of sugar covering the whole surface. Yummy.

 

[Ch3tan]

You freak Cal. Get some man sized bowls. Also sugar with weetabix is the work of the devil.

 

[Sparx]

Weetabix. Simple

I think, more importantly, we should be starting a violent crusade against anyone who uses octopuses instead of octopi. They need to be fucking SHOT.

In the face.

Even though the correct term is octopodes?

 

[- English -]

Weetabix is a brand name, just like Tannoy.. those who watch alan partridge will know its actually a public address /announcement system.

They are actually called Wheat bisks ;p

i hope ;p

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually, much like with marmite a long back(wish i had the pics ), never had a weetabix.

They can be found around, just never tried one

 

[yaruar]

3 weetabix is a minimum tbfh. They're too small. Well, for any normal sized person they are...

Word.

3 weetabix with all the gaps in the bowl filled in with rice crispies is the only way to ear them

 

[Ch3tan]

Word.

3 weetabix with all the gaps in the bowl filled in with rice crispies is the only way to ear them

You are even freakier than callous.

 

[old.Tohtori]

is the only way to ear them

+

 

[caLLous]

Do you 'ear them going snap, crackle and pop?

And how dare you criticise the size of my bowls, they are plenty large enough thank you very much. Plenty large enough for a normal portion of weetabix anyway - 2 side by side with milk halfway up and sugar all over the top. By all means have 2 helpings of said portion, but 3 at a time is just greedy.

 

[Ch3tan]

Small bowls, small mouth, small belly.

 

[Scouse]

3 weetabix. Two side by side, one at a slightly rakish angle. Eat the two side by side first and then, when you get to the third, it's not a hewuge pile of milk-infused mush when you start to tuck in...

 

[Calaen]

Yup number one rule with weetabix is eat em fast so you get a bit of crunch!

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Sod Weetabix, Shredded Wheat is what you need!

 

[TdC]

indeed. Shredded wheat is the breakfast of real manly men! all others are for leg-shavers and apple users

 

[Shagrat]

Word.

3 weetabix with all the gaps in the bowl filled in with rice crispies is the only way to ear them

here's a man who knows how to roll with his weetabix....

:worthy:

 

[yaruar]

indeed. Shredded wheat is the breakfast of real manly men! all others are for leg-shavers and apple users

Shredded Wheat is Satan's own knitted pubes. It makes bran flakes seem like a delicious meal.

 

[Scouse]

Shredded Wheat is straw that's been condemned unfit for animal feed, boiled, squeezed into long strands through satan's anus and then tangled together by AIDS.

 

[TdC]

words fail me to express my disappointment in the both of you

 

[Fweddy]

The correct breakfast is clearly two rashers of smoked bacon, two Cumberland sausages, two fried eggs, one fried tomato, a handful of fried mushrooms, half a tin of beans, two rounds of buttered toast, a cup of tea and a glass of orange juice.

When there isn't time for that I make do with either porridge or some kind of crunchy oat cereal.