I'm bored...

[Sissyfoo]

...and really fucking irritable for some reason.

Part of me wants to find some townie fuckwit and turn him into a greasy purple paste with my fists but, of course, I can't because :

a) The little feckers are like hyenas and run in packs!
b) I'm far too civilized for that kind of behaviour!*

Anyone have any ideas on how to relieve some major stress? Not interested in drugs/booze and I let all my concubines have the evening off.

Auuugh! ~sits in the corner of the room and rocks back and forth~

*

Spoiler

I'd probably get the shit whooped out of me just for looking at a townie. :/

 

[k9awya]

like you could even win 1 townie

 

[evzy]

Shave off ya goatie and count the hairs?

 

[tRoG]

This is the purpose of violent games.

 

[Hercules-DF]

simply stroll towards them w/ katana in hand

 

[zRRR]

kill anyone with a burberry hat

 

[k9awya]

give everyone in a west ham cap a tenner

 

[Oasis]

Could you punch something that is alive and might scream in pain? Popular choices for us these days seem to be; women, animals or small kids (even babies).
Tbh I don't know if that will relieve your stress but it seems to work wonders for K9 :/

 

[Conchabar]

Anyone have any ideas on how to relieve some major stress? Not interested in drugs/booze and I let all my concubines have the evening off.

dam thats me then w8 w8 w8 when u say drug do u mean all drugs or just sum? i recomend dope

 

[Sissyfoo]

I'd rather give them herpes!

 

[Nalistah]

log in and slay some

 

[zRRR]

give everyone in a west ham cap a tenner

lol
gifv everyone in a leeds cap 80 million quid

 

[Sissyfoo]

I'd sooner give the entire population of leeds a nice dose of the ebola virus!

 

[pez]

Some huge townie started on me on saturday night. looked a bit like k9 but twice the size and bald. i had been drinking alot and started giggling which wasn't quite what he expected luckily a police car pulled up just in time or i woulda been squished

 

[TeaSpoon]

I know what you mean...

I generaly find something to break, or have a quiet beer with a friend and bitch

That or I put some depressing music on, or something very loud, and find a destructive game to play, normally on my sega \o/

 

[Sissyfoo]

...there is a Nova outside my window...and I do have a hefty sledge hammer in the garage...

~ponders~

 

[Oasis]

Ponder no more tbh.

DO IT!!!

 

[Sissyfoo]

Nah, I'll wait till the owners come back and then cave their skulls in with the hammer and gouge their eyes out with my teeth!! Raargh!!

~foams at the mouth~

 

[Dillinja]

Nothing's better for relieving stress than throwing darts at a picture of Rolf Harris.

 

[Nuked]

Nothing's better for relieving stress than throwing darts at a picture of Repents chin.

edit.

 

[Dillinja]

Fuck Off Repent.

 

[Nuked]

wonder how many times in the history of OT that has been posted

 

[Sissyfoo]

Not enough I would suspect.

 

[Dillinja]

Sorry, it's a natural reaction I seem to have developed for me to post that after seeing his name in a thread.

 

[Nuked]

quite

 

[Dillinja]

Fuck Off Nuked.







Sorry, it happened again. :\

 

[Nuked]

o please, like you could compare me with Repent, havnt you been listening to the stories?? the guy is like ..... A FUCKING LEGEND in his own right! im just Nuked, please. Don't. i am not worthy of such a phrase

 

[Dillinja]

You need help.

 

[Nuked]

what i need is a drink and all i have in the fridge is 1 can of 1664!

 

[Sissyfoo]

Woo! Man, am I bored or am I bored?