I'm bored...

Sissyfoo

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...and really fucking irritable for some reason.

Part of me wants to find some townie fuckwit and turn him into a greasy purple paste with my fists but, of course, I can't because :

a) The little feckers are like hyenas and run in packs!
b) I'm far too civilized for that kind of behaviour!*

Anyone have any ideas on how to relieve some major stress? Not interested in drugs/booze and I let all my concubines have the evening off.

Auuugh! ~sits in the corner of the room and rocks back and forth~

*
I'd probably get the shit whooped out of me just for looking at a townie. :/
 

evzy

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Shave off ya goatie and count the hairs?
 

Oasis

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Could you punch something that is alive and might scream in pain? Popular choices for us these days seem to be; women, animals or small kids (even babies).
Tbh I don't know if that will relieve your stress but it seems to work wonders for K9 :/
 

Conchabar

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Sissyfoo said:
Anyone have any ideas on how to relieve some major stress? Not interested in drugs/booze and I let all my concubines have the evening off.

dam thats me then w8 w8 w8 when u say drug do u mean all drugs or just sum? i recomend dope
 

Sissyfoo

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I'd sooner give the entire population of leeds a nice dose of the ebola virus!
 

pez

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Some huge townie started on me on saturday night. looked a bit like k9 but twice the size and bald. i had been drinking alot and started giggling which wasn't quite what he expected ;) luckily a police car pulled up just in time or i woulda been squished
 

TeaSpoon

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I know what you mean...

I generaly find something to break, or have a quiet beer with a friend and bitch :)

That or I put some depressing music on, or something very loud, and find a destructive game to play, normally on my sega \o/
 

Sissyfoo

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...there is a Nova outside my window...and I do have a hefty sledge hammer in the garage...

~ponders~
 

Sissyfoo

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Nah, I'll wait till the owners come back and then cave their skulls in with the hammer and gouge their eyes out with my teeth!! Raargh!!

~foams at the mouth~
 

Dillinja

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Nothing's better for relieving stress than throwing darts at a picture of Rolf Harris.
 

Nuked

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wonder how many times in the history of OT that has been posted :eek:
 

Dillinja

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Sorry, it's a natural reaction I seem to have developed for me to post that after seeing his name in a thread.
 

Nuked

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o please, :p like you could compare me with Repent, havnt you been listening to the stories?? the guy is like ..... A FUCKING LEGEND in his own right! im just Nuked, please. Don't. i am not worthy of such a phrase
 

Nuked

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what i need is a drink :( and all i have in the fridge is 1 can of 1664!
 

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