If you had a real lightsaber, what would you do with it?

[Lamp]

A few conditions

1. Possession of the weapons does not confer any jedi abilities
2. It cannot be reverse engineered, given that the technology is thousands of years beyond our abilitity to emulate and the materials do not exist on Earth. If you try to disassemble it, you'll probably break it permanently.
3. You are untrained in its use. So waving it about carelessly will probably result in you hacking your leg off. Be careful!
4. If you use it in public, you'll likely have it confiscated and/or end up facing a criminal charge for possession of an offensive weapon (with or without intent) and/or possession of a Class 4 laser without licence.

So. What would you do?

Sell it to the military? How you gonna do that? Whats to stop the security services just breaking down your door, taking it, and silencing you?

Do you still want a real lightsaber?

What would you DO with it?

 

[gohan]

chop wood



win



and yes i do

 

[Ch3tan]

No way, I wouldn't want it. It would be too tempting to use it, and that would end badly. Selling it to a defence contractor could be an option I suppose.

 

[BloodOmen]

In the words of Rob Scneidder "Cut his fucking head off"

 

[pikeh]

Sell it to some nerds, if the military won't take it.
I don't get the whole stars wars thing anyway.

 

[Overdriven]

Use it to toast bread =<

 

[megadave]

sell it for atleast 1 billion quid

 

[Fuggz]

I would arm my sb with it! Thid here I come!

 

[Huntingtons]

sell it to al-quaeda

 

[fettoken]

I would sleep with it under my pillow

 

[ilaya]

sell it to kerry katona telling her its a dildo

 

[kiliarien]

Couldn't narrow it down to just one, so:

1) Stick the blade between 2 conductors, put a plastic translucent shaped sheet over it and find out if indeed the lighting industry has been secretly hiding the technology all along on ceilings across the world.....

2) See what happens when you activate it underwater.

3) Find out if it had a variable setting, could it just be a light-craftkinfe?

4) Sell it on ebay as a new user with 0 feedback, set the price at £1,000,000 and see who is willing to take the gamble (I bet user Lucas_films_production might be the highest bidder)

5) By some plasma, sheet metal and get it made into the world's COOLEST lava lamp

 

[Imgormiel]

I would deprive a woman of her hormones, and gel together her vagina to let her know how she's treating men today and to let her know that it's wrong. The fun is over in this respect, it's not funny nor is it humane.

Sure, women's rights ect but wtf, the way things have been going it's like are you sure you even want to be a woman and if so why? Because if you actually want some sort of relationship then you've been going about it the wrong way for about the last two decades. I am not asking for subservience of any kind here, all i want is a woman that is a real woman and not some media/feminist idea of what a woman is, wtf!

Yeah, I aint had a shag in two years, but all i've seen is nasty whatever women doing their thang and for me it's been a total turn off - oh sure I like the gangsta rap thang where women are what ever and therefore they deserve to be treated to be whatever. Erm, wtf happen to respect for each other and the respect for human life. I have made comments on this crap before, ie extermination of American white men, which is likely among Europeans but not in my life time.

If you wanna wipe out a species just because you think it is funny then sure go ahead, do it. I'd just like to see both men and women act more responsibly with what they want as an act of human impulse than simply one of media generated shit of the way to be. I expect alot of back lash for my view on this but I don't agree that the argument is as simple as most banal apathetic people believe it to be.

 

[megadave]

wtfrant! lol

 

[Lamp]

erm...2 years ?!

 

[Imgormiel]

erm...2 years ?!

Been drinking and don't care, but seen enough tonight and in previous years to mention....kinda tired of the crap tbh but wutever if you don't agree with it Every life is different........ :s

 

[Fuggz]

Now that is how to post. No faffing around. No sense either. Come to think of it nothing to do with the topic title but hell am all forrit. A man after my own heart .

 

[mooSe_]

Kill everybody with it!
choppa choppa choppa...

too many people in the world for my liking.

 

[Commandment]

i think id walk around work and my apartment and cut just below the handle on all the doors, so that when people open it, they would fall through and over the other side.

then id pop up like that kid from jenga and say HAHAHA

 

[old.Tohtori]

Send to: Bill.Gates@bighouse.-com
CC: Lucas@SkywalkerRanch.pew

Topic: Real Lightsaber for sale - Will provide proof.

*wait*

 

[soze]

I would steal stuff cut cash machines out of walls ect. Or in reality be too scared to touch it that i never turn it on so never find out its real or if someone was taking the piss.

 

[Lamp]

You'd be caught trying to take a cash machine out of a wall me thinks. The weapon will be confiscated and you'll go to prison

 

[Fuggz]

I dunno this sabre thingy has always seemed a bit naff to me. I mean if someone came along with a katana he would probably slice you in half with it if you had a sabre or not. I mean what is so good about the thing?

 

[Access Denied]

I dunno this sabre thingy has always seemed a bit naff to me. I mean if someone came along with a katana he would probably slice you in half with it if you had a sabre or not. I mean what is so good about the thing?

I have a great love for the Katana but a lightsabre can cut through a blast door, what the hell do you think it'll do to a metal sword?

FAIL!

 

[Fuggz]

I have a great love for the Katana but a lightsabre can cut through a blast door, what the hell do you think it'll do to a metal sword?

FAIL!

Am not talking about an ordinary katana but the 'katana of doom'. You not heard of it? Shame on you. It has amongst it's other great virtues a lightsabre protective coating. Totally immune to the lightsabre. Also turns the user into a top swordsman.

Katana of Doom VS Lightsabre?

Only one outcome...

Oh well that is my quota of talking b******* for the day!

 

[soze]

Am not talking about an ordinary katana but the 'katana of doom'. You not heard of it? Shame on you. It has amongst it's other great virtues a lightsabre protective coating. Totally immune to the lightsabre. Also turns the user into a top swordsman.

Katana of Doom VS Lightsabre?

Only one outcome...

Yeah the guy with a g36 on the other side of the road blasts both sword wielders to pieces and laughs.

 

[Fuggz]

Yeah the guy with a g36 on the other side of the road blasts both sword wielders to pieces and laughs.

Ah but I never mentioned ALL of the Katana of Doom's qualities. They are such that they totally negate all other weapons that are used against the Katana of Doom user.

Katana of Doom VS g36?

Only one outcome...

 

[confused]

shave with it ofc

 

[megadave]

would be a great bug killer

 

[Sparx]

Go to a rave with the best glowstick there, waving it in the air like i just dont care


PS that is a monumental rant on page 1, thats proper high school shoot out rant style