If you had a real lightsaber, what would you do with it?

[Amanita]

Toast marshmellows.

 

[TdC]

kill the guy who pushed my mum down in the street the other day

 

[BloodOmen]

I'd also give it to the fat star wars kid to see what sort of crazy dance he comes up with. (link below for those that havent seen him) its rather old

YouTube - Star Wars Kid - Original

funked up version to show the lightsaber mintness

YouTube - Star Wars kid Drunken Jedi

 

[Chronictank]

i'd use it to superheat plasma and cure the energy crisis in the UK

 

[Laddey]

trim my pubes

 

[Fuggz]

trim my pubes

One slip and you will trim more than your pubes.

 

[Billargh]

Yeah, his face.

 

[fettoken]

I'd stick it in my butt and turn it on.

 

[Fuggz]

I'd stick it in my butt and turn it on.

Do you usually do that to long weapons? You trying to tell us something?

 

[Hawkwind]

If I couldn't sell if it for loads of wonga I'd ninja a few banks and jewellers with it. After all it can cut through anything like a knife through butter.

 

[Ch3tan]

Wow, it is amazing how many people have assumed they would be able to turn it on or safely use it.

 

[Lamp]

...and how many people think they'd be able to kill such & such person or rob banks without being gunned down by SO19 or sent to prison. Either way you lose everything.

 

[fettoken]

Do you usually do that to long weapons? You trying to tell us something?

Not really

 

[Hawkwind]

...and how many people think they'd be able to kill such & such person or rob banks without being gunned down by SO19 or sent to prison. Either way you lose everything.

As it only takes a matter of seconds to enter bank and vault it would be like a smash and grab. SO19 would have only just finished putting the coffee and donughts in the bin.

 

[Tasslehoff]

Geek

 

[fettoken]

As it only takes a matter of seconds to enter bank and vault it would be like a smash and grab. SO19 would have only just finished putting the coffee and donughts in the bin.

Assuming its a button you press to get it to work xDD But if its some jedi mind trick, you are out of luck!

 

[soze]

Thinking about it if you could cut though a shutter an1df glass at a jewelers you could do that and grab a load of diamonds before the police were even dispatched?

 

[Ch3tan]

You are all still assuming you can turn it on and use it without killing yourselves. Guess no one paid attention to Lamps first post.

 

[soze]

I would personally not turn it on though fear of ending up in half but i do think if you did master on and off it would be a great tool for robbery.

 

[Hawkwind]

Jeez if Ewan McGregor can do it, anyone can.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You are all still assuming you can turn it on and use it without killing yourselves. Guess no one paid attention to Lamps first post.

And you're still being a pedantic arsehole.

Just answer the question and stop being "better then the rest"

But since you are;

Also from how stuff works:

"Important Safety Information
A lightsaber is not a toy! Keep it out of reach of children at all times. Lightsaber locks are required in most states. There are two ends to any lightsaber -- one end has the belt ring, while the other end houses the blade arc tip and blade emitter. NEVER point the blade emitter of a lightsaber toward your own body. NEVER look down the "barrel" of a lightsaber, even if you are "sure" it is in safe mode. If you accidentally activate the lightsaber, serious injury could result."

I think we know how to f*cking use one

 

[Ch3tan]

I did answer the question. I am now laughing at all the apparent jedi's on this forum.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I did answer the question. I am now laughing at all the apparent jedi's on this forum.

You don't need to be a master swordsman to wave a sword around and NOT poke yourself with it.

You probably won't unless you're a bit "daft".

Same goes with this, with the added bonus of the obvious heat the thing would give off to warn you when it gets near your body.

You're giving jedis too much credit, when the lightsaber skills are not related to sword waving skills

 

[Ezteq]

sell it???

I've waited my whole life to get one, as charlton heston said you'd have to pry that mother from my cold dead (possibly cauterised) hand tbfh!!

if i had one what would i do with it? hmm probably turn it on and just waggle it a bit so it goes wum wuum wuuuum whenever i was feeling sad, that would cheer me up!

also i might try hovvering it over a cheese sanger and seeing if i could make the ultimate toasty.

oh and i might even go out late at night and try to get mugged so that i could just say "call that a knife?..."

wuum wuuum wuuuuuum

 

[Raven]

I would use it as a table lamp, would be quite the conversation piece.

Oh and according the the last census I am a Jedi.

 

[Dukat]

I laugh at everyone being so deadly serious in this thread

I was about to answer with the "Well, I've been to Iaido groups in the past, so I think I should be able to use it safely" type response, when I suddenly thought that lightsabers would be completely different.

The blade weighs nothing, so it would make it completely different, and anything LARPers or people with martial arts experience have learned would be pretty useless.

I dont know what I would do with one, try training with it slowly I guess until I could use it safely!

 

[Ezteq]

oooh i just thouht of something i would totally do with it!!


get a line of savoury bagels approx 1m long and filled with ham and cheese or cheese and pickle or cheese and any other combination and then aim the lightsabre through the hole and toast them all at the same time!!! hows that for a mind blowing xp eh eh?

 

[Dukat]

oooh i just thouht of something i would totally do with it!!


get a line of savoury bagels approx 1m long and filled with ham and cheese or cheese and pickle or cheese and any other combination and then aim the lightsabre through the hole and toast them all at the same time!!! hows that for a mind blowing xp eh eh?

mind = blown!

 

[Bahumat]

I'd turn it on (making sure to hold it sideways as I probably wont know which end it shoots out). Then go cut through some things. I may also superglue the button down, make a hole in the ground and see how far it goes hehe

 

[Dukat]

I may also superglue the button down, make a hole in the ground and see how far it goes hehe

lmao

I would pay to see the look on the poor china man's face as he sits down on the loo only to have a lightsaber shoot through his backside

On second thoughts maybe I wouldnt