If You Dare Grill Platter

[Cerb]

Upset tummy means she is having a gay black jewish baby btw. Ch3t has been knobbin your missus.

S'alright aslong as she'll eat orange chicken after.

 

[Marc]

wtf is orange chicken?

 

[Ch3tan]

fake tan + chicken. win.

 

[gohan]

wtf is orange chicken?

i imagine its like duck l'orange but for student scum to cheap to buy duck XD

 

[Marc]

what the fuck is duck l'orange?

 

[cHodAX]

wtf is orange chicken?

Like Duck a l'orange but with chicken because it is fuckloads cheaper and healthier.

 

[gohan]

what the fuck is duck l'orange?

i may of missed the "a" out if your being a ****


if not its duck roasted in an orange (fruit not colour) sauce

 

[cHodAX]

what the fuck is duck l'orange?

Peasant.

 

[Cerb]

Chicken/duck in a sauce that is slightly sweet/spicey.

 

[mooSe_]

orange duck

 

[gohan]

Like Duck a l'orange but with chicken because it is fuckloads cheaper and healthier.

getting slow in your old age i was a whole min ahead of you

 

[cHodAX]

getting slow in your old age i was a whole min ahead of you

Yep that is what your wife said. I lasted two minutes and you didn't even make 60 seconds before keeling over, smoking a fag and going to sleep.

 

[Marc]

i may of missed the "a" out if your being a ****


if not its duck roasted in an orange (fruit not colour) sauce

No, seriously, ive never had it.

 

[gohan]

Yep that is what your wife said. I lasted two minutes and you didn't even make 60 seconds before keeling over, smoking a fag and going to sleep.

jokes on you, im married to your mum!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cHodAX]

jokes on you, im married to your mum!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is not Luke and you are not my father!

 

[Everz]

Savoury Chicken rice with grilled Spam chopped up in there.. was something sexual tbh.

 

[Olgaline]

Weekend challenge:

go to your local butcher, ask for a 1 pound + steak, take it home and serve with a good sauce & at least a good handful of chips, come back to FH and brag about it.
pics help to prove authenticity...

any wild claims of 700g+ steaks demand solid proof! or your just a lying sack of molded potatos!

 

[tierk]

Weekend challenge:

go to your local butcher, ask for a 1 pound + steak, take it home and serve with a good sauce & at least a good handful of chips, come back to FH and brag about it.
pics help to prove authenticity...

any wild claims of 700g+ steaks demand solid proof! or your just a lying sack of molded potatos!

I did a 32oz steak in a pub near Guildford, years ago but i did not even try and eat any of the chips, peas, mushrooms or anything else for that matter.

In fact for the first time i understood what a python /boa feels like after swallowing a cow for dinner

Needless to say i was immovable for the best part of 4 hours.

 

[Olgaline]

Good man Tierk! I applaud thee.

then make your next goal the Famouse Big Texan ?

 

[Marc]

Weekend challenge:

go to your local butcher, ask for a 1 pound + steak, take it home and serve with a good sauce & at least a good handful of chips, come back to FH and brag about it.
pics help to prove authenticity...

any wild claims of 700g+ steaks demand solid proof! or your just a lying sack of molded potatos!

I will do this next weekend.

 

[Cerb]

Weekend challenge:

go to your local butcher, ask for a 1 pound + steak, take it home and serve with a good sauce & at least a good handful of chips, come back to FH and brag about it.
pics help to prove authenticity...

any wild claims of 700g+ steaks demand solid proof! or your just a lying sack of molded potatos!

I think I'll give this a go this weekend. I've got a steak already in the freezer tha needs to be eaten so does two steaks adding up to 1+ count?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Weekend challenge:

go to your local butcher, ask for a 1 pound + steak, take it home and serve with a good sauce & at least a good handful of chips, come back to FH and brag about it.
pics help to prove authenticity...

any wild claims of 700g+ steaks demand solid proof! or your just a lying sack of molded potatos!

Can't do it this weekend(due to relocating all my ice and snow), but will do something meatily epic the next(if i remember).

But isn't a 500g steak a light snack?

 

[Marc]

Can't do it this weekend(due to relocating all my ice and snow), but will do something meatily epic the next(if i remember).

But isn't a 500g steak a light snack?

Me v Toh next weekend.

Obv I will win cos im english and we can eat. Fins eat cabbage and shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Me v Toh next weekend.

Obv I will win cos im english and we can eat. Fins eat cabbage and shit.

Clearly you haven't been to Finland in BBQ season

 

[Marc]

Clearly you haven't been to Finland in BBQ season

Clearly I havent been to Finland period

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Not enough chips.

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's what you think *hides black chopper behind shed*

But yes, The Great Meat Off next...say sunday? Should be well hungover and hungry by then

Or...anytime during weekend, result pictures and moans on monday?

 

[Marc]

That's what you think *hides black chopper behind shed*

But yes, The Great Meat Off next...say sunday? Should be well hungover and hungry by then

Or...anytime during weekend, result pictures and moans on monday?

I will have to do mine saturday. Peppercorn sauce me thinks

 

[supersaint]

Dude, I reckon you would polish that nps!

Yeah i know i would,you get the Mr Sheen i'll get the cloth


*Waits for a witty comment about Charlie and a Hooker*

 

[Marc]

Yeah i know i would,you get the Mr Sheen i'll get the cloth


*Waits for a witty comment about Charlie and a Hooker*

lol. How much you reckon a 1lb steak from Weardens would be? lol