If You Dare Grill Platter

[Lamp]

Bridgwater Steak House's 'If You Dare Grill' contains over 5,000 calories | Mail Online

 

[georgie]

Not sure about the peas tbh...

 

[Raven]

Easy, though I wouldn't eat the grotty peas. It doesn't look all that much bigger than the mixed grill we used to get on a night out in town.

 

[Everz]

Looks like a Spoons mixed grill.

 

[BloodOmen]

Cozak would eat the fucking lot, he can put alot away for a little dude lol.

 

[Ormorof]

mmmmmmmm ribs...

 

[Lamp]

TBH looks like it was thrown together in about 6 minutes at a Little Chef. Needs more chips, lose the peas, more & bigger onion rings, a bigger thicker steak, more bacon, at least half a roast chicken, and a tub of gravy. Then you're talking.

 

[Wij]

Lose peas, tomatoes and pineapple and then dowse the whole lot in tinned tomatoes and juice.

 

[Cerb]

Want.

 

[TdC]

doesn't really look like a lot. I ate a 400gr entrecôte yesterday that looked bigger than all of that combined

 

[Levin]

wtf are fried eggs doing on a grill platter??? Away with those, and add baked potatoes with sourcream, fresh red onion and crispy bacon bits. Also, did they forget to glaze the chops at the bottom left? They look unspiced and dull. Swap peas for haricots verts (green beans) or corn on the cobs. Rest looks quite alright.

 

[Lethul]

I'd hit that!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aside from the horrible horrible, inhumane, so mistreated veggies, i'd devour that as a light snack before defiling internet ladies

 

[supersaint]

Lose peas, tomatoes and pineapple and then dowse the whole lot in tinned tomatoes and juice.

Oh my gawds my thoughts exactly.Also,broken fried egg not good.I like egg juice but i want it to be MY decision.

 

[Marc]

Oh my gawds my thoughts exactly.Also,broken fried egg not good.I like egg juice but i want it to be MY decision.

Dude, I reckon you would polish that nps!

 

[Lamp]

corn on the cob - oh yes. Piping hot, sweet & fresh & covered in butter.

Oh. Emm. Gee. Drool

 

[Cerb]

I'm at work and hungry and I keep opning this thread and torturing myself

 

[Lamp]

We'll end up reading about Cerb in the papers tomorrow.

"Man gnaws off own arm at work. Salt & pepper found by unconscious body"

 

[Cerb]

So much meat...*drools*.

I just text the gf and said "I reckon I'll cook orange chicken for dinner, what do you think?"

She says. " My stomach is abit off tonight can we just have pasta and olive oil?"


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[cHodAX]

So much meat...*drools*.

I just text the gf and said "I reckon I'll cook orange chicken for dinner, what do you think?"

She says. " My stomach is abit off tonight can we just have pasta and olive oil?"


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Pasta and olive oil? WTF?!!?!

Seriously? Just pasta? And Oil?

No tomatos, no herbs, no meatballs?

WTF kind of dinner is that?

 

[cHodAX]

corn on the cob - oh yes. Piping hot, sweet & fresh & covered in butter.

Oh. Emm. Gee. Drool

Sick fucker, CoC is for obese yanks with no taste buds.

 

[Ch3tan]

So much meat...*drools*.

I just text the gf and said "I reckon I'll cook orange chicken for dinner, what do you think?"

She says. " My stomach is abit off tonight can we just have pasta and olive oil?"


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

clearly you can make both.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well you could ofcourse do pasta and olive oil, then add meat, more meat, orange chicken and some jam into it while your GF eats her pastaoil for 3 seconds flat, before stealing half your sh*t because "It looks yummy" and you're left with half a portion of a one person meal because she had an "Upset tummy"

 

[Ch3tan]

Or you could cure her stomach with a portion of cock juice.

Classy.

 

[Cerb]

clearly you can make both.

Can't be arsed to make 2 meals and it's past my turn to cook.

 

[cHodAX]

Upset tummy means she is having a gay black jewish baby btw. Ch3t has been knobbin your missus.

 

[gohan]

gay black jewish babys are the worst


only thing worse would be it it was ginger too

 

[Ch3tan]

Can't be arsed to make 2 meals and it's past my turn to cook.

Boiling pasta and putting oil on it IS NOT COOKING.

 

[Cerb]

Hahaha. fair point. Maybe I just will do both.

 

[cHodAX]

Boiling pasta and putting oil on it IS NOT COOKING.

Yep, it is like deep frying a packet of super noodles and calling it haute cuisine.