If you could change the colour of your sperm, what colour would you have?

[xomer]

Tramadol, codeine, diclofenac, diazepam, forceval, adcal, selenium, zinc, crack, smack, hash and snort the occasional tablespoon of nutmeg!

that's why ma dude !

 

[Ezteq]

ooo ooo! what about transparent - They'll never see you coming!

genius!!!

 

[TdC]

I don't care about the colour, but to please the ladies I would like to change the flavour from spicy kiwi to hot apple pie with vanilla ice cream plx.

 

[Lamp]

could be worse....your balls could play the Windows XP shut-down tune when you cum

 

[Cerb]

could be worse....your balls could play the Windows XP shut-down tune when you cum

I keep getting told to spread rep because of you!

 

[Cerb]

Oh and I'd have mine the colour of Blue wkd or something. Ladies love shite like that.

 

[Huntingtons]

bahumat comes correct. Rainbow is the colour. I am more interested if we can change consistency however.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Emerald green so i can tell the ladies it's magically delicious.

 

[Bahumat]

I agree Huntington, what consistency are you thinking?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I looked at the title of the thread and the poster and was very surprised.

Lamp, I think Toh has hacked your account

 

[Lamp]

Nah. Everyone can understand the question. Definitely me.

 

[Huntingtons]

I agree Huntington, what consistency are you thinking?

i was thinking concrete

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nah. Everyone can understand the question. Definitely me.

Not to mention they're not acting like giant roosters about it

 

[georgie]

i was thinking concrete

Surely you're in danger of killing your significant other during the 'act'.

It'd be like putting a 9mm up there, or a 50 Cal for you well endowed gents.

 

[kiliarien]

Surely you're in danger of killing your significant other during the 'act'.

It'd be like putting a 9mm up there, or a 50 Cal for you well endowed gents.

Depends how you mix your concrete tbh. And don't they include aggregate eg. stones and stuff in it? Now that coming out your John Thomas really isn't an idea worth dwelling on.

She'(or he!) would have to clean up quickly too, what happens if it sets??

 

[georgie]

Depends how you mix your concrete tbh. And don't they include aggregate eg. stones and stuff in it? Now that coming out your John Thomas really isn't an idea worth dwelling on.

She'(or he!) would have to clean up quickly too, what happens if it sets??

Have to uber douche...

 

[Levin]

ooo ooo! what about transparent - They'll never see you coming!

LOOOOL!!!! Oh god that's so bad. Rep for you sir!