If you could change the colour of your sperm, what colour would you have?

[Lamp]

glow-in-the-dark blue goo



(I think its important we cover the big issues here on FHOT)

 

[cHodAX]

Lime green, cock snot.

 

[xomer]

Blaugrana !

 

[Raven]

Bright green, like predator blood

 

[Olgaline]

What? ..No! Just no.....what ?

 

[tierk]

Black

Seriously mate where in Gods name do you get these ideas from, you sick twisted so and so

 

[Lamp]

I told you, we cover the big serious issues here on FHOT. Now Olga: answer the damn question or get beers & pizza in

 

[kiliarien]

I'm happy with it being the brown it always has been.

 

[cHodAX]

I'm happy with it being the brown it always has been.

You must be wired up wrong mate and taking a shit through your japs-eye!

 

[Lamp]

could be rust inside his scrotes
you get that with older engines

 

[megadave]

bright pink to entice the little ladies

 

[CorNokZ]

White

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah pink or red. They put that shit all over their faces anyway...

 

[Edmond]

Tartan?

 

[cHodAX]

Tartan?

Och aye da goo?

 

[Ch3tan]

ooo ooo! what about transparent - They'll never see you coming!

 

[georgie]

A nice mauve would be pleasant. Possibly a lilac.

 

[cHodAX]

A nice mauve would be pleasant. Possibly a lilac.

Gay spunk.

 

[Fast]

lol Lamp, Tartan!

 

[mooSe_]

white but with yellow in it so it looks like the inside of cream egg

 

[xomer]

bliahh dude.

 

[megadave]

white but with yellow in it so it looks like the inside of cream egg

winner!

 

[cHodAX]

If only it tasted like a creme egg filling I wouldn't have to spit so often and waste all that precious precious protien.

 

[xomer]

Chod ?

what drugs are you taking ma men !

 

[cHodAX]

Chod ?

what drugs are you taking ma men !

Tramadol, codeine, diclofenac, diazepam, forceval, adcal, selenium, zinc, crack, smack, hash and snort the occasional tablespoon of nutmeg!

 

[georgie]

You wanna be careful mate... That nutmeg will be the death of you.

 

[Ch3tan]

Tramadol, codeine, diclofenac, diazepam, forceval, adcal, selenium, zinc, crack, smack, hash and snort the occasional tablespoon of nutmeg!

Pffft. Real men do tablespoons of ground cinnamon.

 

[mooSe_]

real men agree to doing 5-meo-mipt and then realise that they are a fucking idiot

 

[Bahumat]

Rainbow colour, so that I could say "Taste the rainbow!"

 

[fettoken]

I would dye it Forest green.