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1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem
2. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8.. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
9. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
10. Men would still be men - with swollen bellies, that instead of carrying excess by-products of malt, hops and water in barrel-shape, would carry something useful; miniature people.
11. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
12. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
13. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
14. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
15. There would be macho movies about childbirth. Clint Eastwood would clench his teeth, squint and say, "Make my day," while pushing.
2. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.
6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
8.. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
9. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.
10. Men would still be men - with swollen bellies, that instead of carrying excess by-products of malt, hops and water in barrel-shape, would carry something useful; miniature people.
11. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.
12. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.
13. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.
14. Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
15. There would be macho movies about childbirth. Clint Eastwood would clench his teeth, squint and say, "Make my day," while pushing.