Mofo8
Fledgling Freddie
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I just had to share a funny incident that happened at my work the other week. It was a Wednesday afternoon, and one shift was just about to leave. One of the people who was staying (who shall remain nameless), thought he'd show off, and leant slightly to one side on his chair, thinking he'd impress people by letting off a loud fart. There followed a horrible noise like tearing canvas mixed with liquid gurgling and his shocked face turned pale. Somebody joked to him "I'd check my pants if I were you" and he just mumbled. Unfortunately my shift was the one leaving, so we didn't get to see the rest of the adventure played out. It turns out that he had in fact shat his pants... badly. He had to go and bin them and spend 20 minutes cleaning up in the toilet. He then had to wait 2 hours for the cleaner to come in before asking her to sort out the chair. Nasty! I'd have just binned the fucking chair.
The funniest bit of all is that he's been boasting about it ever since... as if shitting your pants at work is something to aspire to. I reckon he just likes the attention. The chair is still in the room and still bears the scars of that day... a horrible brownish stain. Apparently the accident had a watery consistency, and his pants and trousers filtered most of the solids out.
Fucking disgusting, but funny nonetheless.
BTW - I don't work in some kind of absolute shithole. I work for a large newspaper group, in modern office environment.
The funniest bit of all is that he's been boasting about it ever since... as if shitting your pants at work is something to aspire to. I reckon he just likes the attention. The chair is still in the room and still bears the scars of that day... a horrible brownish stain. Apparently the accident had a watery consistency, and his pants and trousers filtered most of the solids out.
Fucking disgusting, but funny nonetheless.
BTW - I don't work in some kind of absolute shithole. I work for a large newspaper group, in modern office environment.