I wanna be a dwarf

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
How? I have no computer to write it on. I am only able to use this computer for about 30 mins every 3 days. :/

Everyone who wants me to finish the story please send me $200 so that I can buy a kick ass laptop and complete my epic tale.

Pleeeeeeeease?

Fucking write it down or something. Then type it up. I'm sure you can type it up in 30 minutes!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Am I too late for the man-hunt?

~stalks Coim~

Yes. Gombur's head is hanging from my ceiling swaying slowly from left to right.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Write it? With a pen? Psht...this is the 21st century! I'm not going to reduce myself to the level of a monkey just to entertain you!

...unless there is payment involved?

We should organise another hunt when I get back. I would like to hunt someone from this forum. Mebbe a penguin.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I think we should kill Coim, his tophat is beginning to irritate me.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Sounds good to me. Just wait till I get back so I can join in on the action as well!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Hurry up then! He's becoming more irritating by the minute.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Is that even possible? :-o

 

[old.Dillinja]

Hehe.

 

[Coim-]

Pfft, just 'cause my top hat pwned yours Dill.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I already kinda know the answer to this but as I am so bored I will ask anyway.

What is with the top hats?

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I think we should kill Coim, his tophat is beginning to irritate me.

Pfff, It gives his avatar a new lease of life!

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
I already kinda know the answer to this but as I am so bored I will ask anyway.

What is with the top hats?

Lox put a top hat on his. So everyone followed.

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Sharma
Pfff, It gives his avatar a new lease of life!

Exactly! I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sharma...

 

[Karlo]

Coim for President (lincoln)

 

[Coim-]

Let's start a war! Start a nuclear war!!! AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BARRRRRRR!!!!!!1111

 

[Karlo]

Originally posted by Coim-
Let's start a war! Start a nuclear war!!! AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BARRRRRRR!!!!!!1111

w00t!

 

[Karlo]

btw how many posts for earther?

 

[Coim-]

1400. Then 2000 for teh Deity.

 

[Karlo]

gah got about 50 to go.. but I cant be arsed

 

[Coim-]

Earther sucks anyways. Tbh, Happy for teh win.

 

[Kurik BHM]

Re: Re: I wanna be a dwarf

Originally posted by Conchabar
haha so u want a 1 incher^^

who doenst want to be 1 incher tbh..

in

2 drag

ut

enough for me

 

[Whisperess]

Coim: I think ET would look quite good in a top-hat too, fix plz

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Whisperess
Coim: I think ET would look quite good in a top-hat too, fix plz

OMG ET IN A TOP HAT!!11 I'll do it later tbh. Too tired now.

 

[Karlo]

Originally posted by Whisperess
Coim: I think ET would look quite good in a top-hat too, fix plz

fantastic idea!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Whisperess
Coim: I think ET would look quite good in a top-hat too, fix plz

Hmm... <takes a note>

Whisperess added to hit list

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Hmm... <takes a note>

Whisperess added to hit list

/wave

 

[old.Dillinja]

You copied my avatar!

edit : This is spooky, every time I see that avatar I expect to see one of my posts but then I see BI's!!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Hullo, Im Dill, I'm a stupidhead.

Ho ho ho.

 

[Arkian]

being a dwarf could leave you feeling a little short tempered............................................................

>>>>>>>tumbleweed rolling down the street

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Hullo, Im Dill, I'm a stupidhead.

Ho ho ho.

I'm calling my lawyer.