What's bollocks about it?
It's something pretty much everyone can do and the things i asked are the things that MOST people around here complain about in "chavvy parents".
Stop thinking that a kid is a miracle or that producing one is an achievement
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My infraction stick is out and ready to be used.[/B]
Well if you stick to only the essentials its not that bloody expensive.Also, no one can afford to have children unless they are bloody loaded, single or separated parents can be even better than a couple, not all couples split up and almost everyone I know who has children is glad they have them (ok maybe not at 3am when they have had no sleep and are up to their eyes in a dirty protest), no one is a perfect parent (very few offspring are perfect children either so it balances out) as my sister and brother in law say 'you just muddle through'
Gratz! Does your misses know the old reason you cum this time was because you squinted and pretended it was lionel?