I am the worst SM in the world :> What has been your funniest death?

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<maji> rofl irl
<Vf-> zap zap :>
<Vf-> As I'm running away to get a gap big enough for me to zap him down, the little bugger is zapping me like crazy with his NS zap thing.
<Vf-> the ns zap thing hahahhhha
<maji> with his NS zap thing
<censi> hehe
<Vf-> i love him
<maji> lol
<maji> with his NS zap thing
<maji> zapzap
<Vf-> ns zap thing
<Vf-> fucking rofl
<Vf-> maji
<maji> aww
<Vf-> can i keep him?
<Vf-> :X
<maji> illu is cute
<maji> :>>
<maji> :>
<Vf-> :>
<Vf-> who needs kittens for cuteness
<Vf-> when you got illu
<Vf-> fuk i miss my guildm8s
<maji> lol
<maji> i like how he did a full account of it too
<d3f1> hahaha
<d3f1> ns zap thing lol :X
<Vf-> he is great
* Vf- changes topic to 'Illufarmer: the little bugger is zapping me like crazy with his NS zap thing :>'

 

[Vodkafairy]

illu will you be my rl pet? i honestly don't know anyone who can talk so innocent and cute. :wub:

you gotta be on irc latenights sometime and talk crap with us, its fun!

:>

oh, and sorry for the zap earlier, felt really sorry for your little kobbi. hugged you laters tho!

 

[Congax]

Awww...vf has a crush on Illu.

 

[Dave J.]

i think Cupid is busy zapping :>

 

[Dr_Evil]

I've died to many of the same lethal mistakes that have already been posted, but I can't remember right now any more stupid mistakes that I've done over the years.

Oh, I got jumped while trebbing and I try to fight back using /fire, /control and /repair macro's.

 

[CorNokZ]

sneaked up to a caster with my paladin, hit him once to get his bt down, then here comes the slam.. GRAPPLED him instead! :/

That rr2 chanter /laughed at me!

 

[Golena]

I still remember early in the days of NF when there was about 50 alb tanks beating on the door of some keep. Suddenly the entire lot of them died, and all you could hear in the chatgroup was 40 angry people yelling "WHO THE F**K GRAPPLED STAJ!!".

 

[Congax]

I still remember early in the days of NF when there was about 50 alb tanks beating on the door of some keep. Suddenly the entire lot of them died, and all you could hear in the chatgroup was 40 angry people yelling "WHO THE F**K GRAPPLED STAJ!!".

I lol'd

 

[Golena]

The other amusing one was eggy's relic raid.. we smashed down the outer door brilliantly then were given the command to CHARGE!!!

The nutter had of course forgotten it was one of the keeps with 2 outer doors so what happened is 100 albs charged realmpoint hornily into a blocked off doorway directly under the oil..... oops!

 

[Dwali]

The other amusing one was eggy's relic raid.. we smashed down the outer door brilliantly then were given the command to CHARGE!!!

The nutter had of course forgotten it was one of the keeps with 2 outer doors so what happened is 100 albs charged realmpoint hornily into a blocked off doorway directly under the oil..... oops!

that got to hurt bad

 

[Tuthmes]

I still remember early in the days of NF when there was about 50 alb tanks beating on the door of some keep. Suddenly the entire lot of them died, and all you could hear in the chatgroup was 40 angry people yelling "WHO THE F**K GRAPPLED STAJ!!".

OMG i lol'd aswell :>>>

 

[Fahdlan]

well, I used to play when I were drunk when I played,
and this has been the funniest, with my lvl48 bb I kited a rr5bm over brynja,
I had my shadowblade in mind so, I thought I had safe fall, he were about 20% hp, I think I had 60% or something, he started to charge on me, so I took the first thing that came in my mind as a stealther... JUMP STEALTH bm ouch!
all I remember was that kobold scream, and that I threw my keyboard around,
yelling, "have they removed safefall from the stealthers now ffs" and went to bed.

 

[Rub]

I was like... solo and i was on like... a bridge. And then there came like... 20 people and they like... killed me . Normally i should've like... pwnz0rd them all in like... the face.

this is like... the end of the story

(lol )

 

[Deathvenom]

Hes stuck to horner anyway, So its all good.

At least I can kill what I fight not like some broken inbred half-ogre

 

[Puppet]

At least I can kill what I fight not like some broken inbred half-ogre

Deathvenom: Infila'ing your ass since SI
Deathbymagma: Fire Wizard: Burning your ass since TOA
Deathvendeta: Necro: leeching your mobs since SI

-Death to all

Aye, RR3 infil since SI, RR4 fire-wiz (leeching from Horner) and a RR3 necro... Damn you can kill !

 

[Matriarch|Sneakers]

Some1 wanna do the count of this K.O ?

 

[Deathvenom]

you are aware there is more than one server right?

 

[Chrstffr]

you are aware there is more than one server right?

so you got the exact same chars on some other server? :S

 

[Deathvenom]

no, this is just alb excal

 

[Tallen]

Daftest death would be when i got a bit overconfident and tried to kill a grouped healer on my shade (plan was too PA chain, hit him hard and fast, then vanish before group could react, it works sometimes when you can't find any soloers to fight), went for a PA but hit the dd key instead, then stood there looking a bit sheepish while his group slapped the crap outa me.

 

[Bonehead]

I was about to /duel Mumin with my heretic. We had about 1fg+ hibs standing around us in a circle to watch. Fight started off with me focusing him, mumin ran up to me and killed me in 2-3 hits. ME! A heretic with shit loads of PD. All the hibbies cheered and worshiped Mumin...

I scrolled up to check what went wrong. I then noticed i had forgotten my selfbuffs...







Stuff like that mostly!

 

[Enli]

did the ns zap thing on a sorc(i was at 20%) that forgot that he had a pet

few days ago, found myself with brekhan duo'ing, saw sorc and started taunt to interrupt, brekh moves in and roots to interrupt
meanwhile some funass joker shears my str/con, suddenly rooted to the floor, forgot that i had a pult in my bag :s
shouting to brekh in grp-chat that i needed str-buff, then i think brek went oop and sorc killed me and him, after shouting the whole text-box for pages long, brekh saw the grp-chat and realised i wasnt on vent
ah well had a good laugh

 

[Belomar]

no, this is just alb excal

Sorry, that shit won't fly, I think we all can see you simply haven't got it in you. Death to all, indeed.

 

[swords]

Belomar...do you recall the incident with you running a group into Brown Drake aggro in the old pennines, aeons ago?

 

[Belomar]

That was aeons ago, indeed. I wasn't driving, though, Dgit was (he claimed to "know" the place like the back of his hand--he was funny that way ).

 

[swords]

He also lies he said you were driving, or at least...he blamed your speed

 

[Belomar]

Nope, trust me on this, he was driving--I even wrote one of my stories about this event.

Following the guidance of Dgit, the group made their way through Forest Sauvage and into the perilous crags of the Pennine Mountains. Long were the shadows and many were the dangers as the group treaded carefully towards Hadrian’s Wall to the far north. The Pennine Mountains number among the most dangerous areas in all of Albion, and are inhabitated by denizens that make even the hardiest adventurer hesitate.

There you have it.

 

[Righthandof]

i didnt die, but it was really funny... long time ago ive been in poc with my 2h pally of d00m when i noticed a chanter. ran to him, started hitting him with my styles(used 9 styles that time), got it down to 10% and i was still on 90%, but when i simply wanted to finish him off(nerf too many styles), i accidentally hit grapple button. i've seen in his eyes "WTF ? ", than he pbaoed me down to 5% hits.. than grapple ended and ive managed to onehit the little freak..

 

[Raimo]

After a fight i was on 1% and had DoT on me and i used End barrel instead of health one .

 

[Chronictank]

hitting snaing tendirls instead of snowsquall as a zerker 2 feet away from staj :<