Humane Way To Kill A Paralysed Mouse?

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Damini, May 3, 2006.

  1. Gray

    Gray FH is my second home

    Looking back, earlier on this afternoon someone send me a video of something which is gonna be with me for a while... :(

    Basically, it was a pup lying on the ground alive, and this fucking bitch in high heels was standing all over the pup crushing it, it was about 5mins long the video i think i managed about a minute of it. It was disgusting in more ways than one

    Sick, evil, twisted :(... least you didn do that with the mouse!
     
  2. SawTooTH

    SawTooTH Can't get enough of FH

    Let the mouse read a few threads on this forum and perhaps it'll die of boredom.
     
  3. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    I had to go to my sisters house to deal with a mouse her cat had brought in, a couple of hours after I posted before. She said it was half dead, and I was ready to have to put it down, but it was just playing dead, only a tiny nick on it. After removing the cat, it ran up my trouser leg, and I eventually got it down to my sock and grabbed it by the base of the tail, and stuck it under her shed. It was tiny.

    My cat couldn't catch a cold. He once brought in a fish finger. He growled when I took it off him. It was so cute.
     
  4. Gef

    Gef Fledgling Freddie

    Cheese and rat poison would have been the most humane way I would have thought, it gets a last meal that way too!
     
  5. ECA

    ECA I am a FH squatter

    I like the fireworks idea, quick, relatively painless and good fun.
    I suggest a cluster of airbombs with tied fuses and the mouse in the middle.
    Just make sure you use an umbrella.
     
  6. Kharok Svark

    Kharok Svark Guest

    Well, it sounds like it's over now anyway.

    But, just to add my comments, I tend to follow one of 2 roads, if the thing looks semi ok and has any chance to live, I take it a distance from the house and give it it's chance of freedon (This has included Birds, Mice, Frog's and a Snake :had to call the RSPCA to check on that one: ).

    If the thing is in pain (guts hanging out etc), then it best to stop the thing thinking as quickly as possible, the ideal way is breaking the neck (easier on a bird as the head sit's well between 2 fingers) or the slightly messier method of hitting it over the head with a hammer :(
     
  7. Moo

    Moo Fledgling Freddie

    hypoxia causes mild euphoria, so drowning proly aint a bad idea

    best way would involve anything which provides a quick and sudden death

    like chopping it's head off

    you've got to remember this is vermin.
     
  8. Moo

    Moo Fledgling Freddie

    that gets my vote too

    post pics, can anyone say www.explodingmouse.com ? :p
     
  9. babs

    babs Can't get enough of FH

    *learns to never click links posted here*
     
  10. Hansmoleman

    Hansmoleman Fledgling Freddie

    then how is possibly one of the laziest species that does nothing but sleep supposed to get excersise when it cant hunt properly? :p
     
  11. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    a bell never stopped my cat bringing back rabbits and mice, less birds though.
     
  12. Vae

    Vae Resident Freddy

    She'll be far less successful until she figures out that she can move the bell round so it ends up next to the magnet on her collar that lets her through the cat flap and the bell gets magnetised and stops ringing anymore. My parents cat is far too cunning :rolleyes:
     
  13. Crossfire

    Crossfire Fledgling Freddie

    I would have hurled the mouse as high as possible into the air and let it splat on a hard surface below. I think the sensation of being thrown that hard, to a mouse, might cause it to pass out.

    Definitely wouldn't have drowned it, that's among the worst ways of dying in my opinion.
     
  14. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    Cats are shit and pointless, I wouldn't harm one, likewise any animal, but come on what is the point of a cat? They just kill cute things like birds and mice and don't do much else. Their piss stinks as well, way more than mine does when I piss on the carpet.

    Drown the cats and save the mice!!
     
  15. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    Id have to agree with Trem here (as usual :p) I may have said this before, but as a shooter Im encouraged to shoot magpies and Jays and crows as they severely diminish the songbird population of this country, yet cats do far more damage than they do.
    Wierd really :(
     
  16. phazey

    phazey One of Freddy's beloved

    I'm suprised no one hass mentioned flushing it down the bog.

    Alough i remember a neighbour doing that with kittens when i was about 5, and still sometimes have nightmares of the one that kept on coming back up.
    for a mouse no problem, and pretty painless for both parties.
     
  17. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    Should be reported to the RSPCA for flushing kittens down the toilet...

    And I wouldnt say it was painless...how would you enjoy being flushed down the loo?
     
  18. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    "Wheeeeee! Ow!" *stuck*
     
  19. Lester

    Lester One of Freddy's beloved

    You should have got it to post on here, then it would CTFOADOA!
     
  20. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    Trem for PM.
     
  21. Mazza

    Mazza Fledgling Freddie

    I’m deeply sickened and disturbed by some of the suggestions on here. Attaching one to a firework? ‘Amusing’ and ‘fun’? If you find any amusement in an animal dying in that way, there’s something wrong with you. My dog caught a mouse today and shook it, paralysing its back legs. It crept off where we couldn’t reach it before we could get it to take it to the vet - surely proper euthanasia is the only answer here? I’m still saddened now worrying about the pain it’s in :/
     
  22. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    I'm more disturbed as to why you would necro a 13 year old thread personally.

    Also

    You do realise no one was being serious, right? if you can't recognize when someone is joking, you must be fun to take to a standup comedy gig.
     
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  23. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    Holy necro-thread!
     
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  24. ~Yuckfou~

    ~Yuckfou~ Lovely person

    Ahh, the good old days.
    :(
     
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  25. Billargh

    Billargh FH is my second home

    The simpler days. I miss reading this shit as opposed to Brexit constantly.
     
  26. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Hi,

    Welcome to FH where pretty much nothing is taken as being serious most of the time. Everyone who replied in this thread has pretty much grown up with each other over the course of many many years and had gotten to know if they were joking or not.

    Anyway, proper euthanasia which is quick and simple, stamp on it's head. :p (that was a joke btw)
     
  27. Gwadien

    Gwadien Uneducated Northern Cretin

    pls be a real vegan pls be a real vegan pls be a real vegan

    it'll make this forum oh so much more fun.
     
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  28. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coal™ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    I feel this bump is just a ploy to put the Trem for PM message back in everyone's thoughts
     
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  29. BloodOmen

    BloodOmen I am a FH squatter

    How old were you when this thread was made Gwad?
     
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  30. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    He was a spunk.
     
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