How would you like to go? Seriously.

[Wazzerphuk]

Actually dys drowning is supposed to not be all that bad. Obviously feeling your lungs fill with water and have your entire body fighting against the inevitable is a bad thing, but apparantly you're supposed to reach a stage of euphoria just before death during drowning. Odd.

 

[Lester]

I don't know why but I still think I would survive if I jumped up at the last minute.

edit/ That's the plane thingy not the drowning thingy. Stupid board.

 

[Wij]

On a largely unrelated note I just saw some lovely stiff nips go past in a tight jumper.

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Plenty of time to shag one of the passengers who have't been sucked out through the keyhole

In 2 minutes i could have done it far more than once

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Plenty of time to shag one of the passengers who have't been sucked out through the keyhole

why stop at 1. In 2 minutes I could probably work through the whole fecking passenger list

 

[Lester]

Well logically they would probably be far too dry for you to do it really. If they were screaming however....

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
why stop at 1. In 2 minutes I could probably work through the whole fecking passenger list

iirc it was the Tongan Rugby squad on that plane.

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
why stop at 1. In 2 minutes I could probably work through the whole fecking passenger list

Your mrs verifies this btw.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Wij
iirc it was the Tongan Rugby squad on that plane.

what the hell wij. If you're gonna die ......

 

[Wij]

...maintain your dignity.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Lester
Well logically they would probably be far too dry for you to do it really. If they were screaming however....

Always be prepared: Take a tube of lube everywhere

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
On a largely unrelated note I just saw some lovely stiff nips go past in a tight jumper.

The japanese can't adapt to our cold weather, especially when travelling by kangeroo, even a miserly one.

 

[DApea!]

I don't think it's so much how, as whether you're prepared or not.

Still, I fear not living more than death.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by xane
The japanese can't adapt to our cold weather, especially when travelling by kangeroo, even a miserly one.

Xena has lost it. Big style

 

[dysfunction]

I thought it was quite an amusing interpretation of words!

 

[Wij]

I rest my case.












Cos it's making my arm ache holding it.

 

[Testin da Cable]

de-dum-dum-*kish*

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
Cos it's making my arm ache holding it.

Get someone else to hold it then, and use more tissues.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

don't forget the lube!

 

[old.UKTwister]

I know somebody who nearly drowned, they said as their lungs began to fill they fell into a kind of trance which wasn't painful.

 

[Sharma]

Sudden, like being thrown off a building, moment of falling then just a heap on the pavement


i would NOT like to go by slow excrutiating pain VIA a drug injection or so

 

[SNR]

The crew of challenger had a nasty death. They reckon that unlike columbia where everything just fireballed and it was pretty quick they were still alive right up until the shuttle hit the ocean. If you have 2 mins in a plane how long do you reckon they had?

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I'd like to live forever.

 

[Tom]

Interesting that most people here take the question to mean a sudden, unexpected death.

 

[bodhi]

Good ways:-

• Dying of a Cannabis overdose. I'm pretty sure after smoking 56 pounds of weed you'd feel pretty good before dying of terminally crispy lungs.
• Hitting a wall at 200 mph in a Mclaren F1. Might aswell do it in style.
• I'm fairly sure getting caught up in the blast radius of an atomic bomb would be a pretty quick and painless way to go.
• Whilst shagging Holly Valance and Britney Spears. With Christina handing out mints.
• Falling a long way (like off the top of the Empire State Building) would be a lot of fun imo. You could do all sorts of cool somersaults without worrying about fucking up the landing.

Bad ways:-

• Being stuck in a lift for 3 hours with Super Gray and dysfunction and dying of boredom.
• Being killed by friendly fire in the Gulf. That must just suck.
• I'd also imagine dying of Anal Tearing would be pretty painful.
• Drowning also looks like a pretty sucky way to go.
• Death by alcohol poisoning. I don't particularly want to be stuck with a hangover for the rest of eternity in the afterlife.
• BEFORE MY TIME GODDAMMIT.
• Listening to System of a Down.

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Interesting that most people here take the question to mean a sudden, unexpected death.

Most people in the UK, over 90%, die of old age in a hospital bed; I'd like to be one of those.

I myself nearly drowned once after a boating accident in the English Channel, the water was cold and made me feel very sleepy and cozy (due to hypothermia) and I really didn't mind that I was dying. I did feel a little regret that I hadn't done much at that time in my life but there certainly wasn't any pain or fear, alas I was rescued by the costguard from Brighton

My biggest fear is dying suddenly so I don't know what happened; bomb on plane being the worst at the moment.

 

[danger]

Originally posted by [ROT]Maljonic

My biggest fear is dying suddenly so I don't know what happened

Wierd, I'd rather not know a thing about it....

 

[Maljonic]

yeah I know, I'm a real control freak; can't stand not knowing something, even that I'm about to die

 

[Durzel]

Surely the whole point of dying suddenly is that by definition it eliminates the immeasurable stress from knowing you're about to die.

Getting caught in the blastwave of an A-bomb would probably be the "best" way to go imo. Instant, certain death. Falling out of a tall building, whilst resulting in inevitable death, would mean you/your body has to deal with the stress involved in being aware that you're going to die.

I would be happy to go in any circumstance where I had no idea I was about to die/be killed. If you don't know you're about to die, you can't feel bad/apprehensive/stressed about it.

 

[SilverHood]

I'd like to die of old age, knowing I've lived my life to the full.
Having your entire life flash in front of you, thinking you're gonna die ain't the best feeling in the world. Happend twice now too. For the last time, I hope.