How would you like to go? Seriously.

[Lester]

Prompted by the other thread about manliness.

If you could choose the manner of your death, what would it be?

In your sleep is the easy option I suppose so perhaps that should be disallowed. In the other thread I chose drowning over falling but what if you could choose from a much wider selection? Gun shot to the head? O.D? Electrocution?

Also, how would you NOT want to go?

 

[~YuckFou~]

Way to go: Anything fast.
Way not to go: Anything slow, fire would be a bitch.

 

[Lester]

Way not to go - Buckwheats. :/

 

[throdgrain]

My great grandad Im told went out to the back garden to sit on the bench at look at the Derbyshire view. He had with him a nice pint or two of bitter. When they went out to get him, he'd just died sitting there, beer in his hand That must be a good way.
Me ? I don't want to go at all mate ....

 

[lynchet]

As quickly and painlessly as possible !!

And as someone had to do it -- the old joke -- I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not shouting and screaming like his passengers

 

[Louster]

RE: manliness; drowning or falling, and you preferring drowning over falling because they eventually look "peaceful". Maybe I just have a vivid imagination or something, but drowning would be tons, tons more invasive and painful than falling. With drowning you'd be fighting off the instinct to breathe in for what'd seem like ages, and then eventually you'd lose and take in a lung full of water which'd probably be one of the most painful things imaginable before passing out. Looking "peaceful" afterwards wouldn't come into it. Falling you'd have the stomach going nuts sensation and perhaps panic and fear and whatever but at least the actual impact would be over pretty fast. I imagine that the worst bit would be the last few meters.
Death sucks.

 

[Wij]

I'd like to die in a hail of police bullets as I mow all you bastards down with shit-tipped minigun bullets and stamp your shattered skulls into the mud.

I would not like to die of cancer.

*crave cigs*

 

[Will]

The cop-out answer is "I wouldn't". Failing that, anything involving going in my sleep is good, anything involving words like long and painful is bad. I'd rather just not know its happened.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Calmly and painlessly in my sleep, Like uncle Johnny.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers

 

[Louster]

Yeah, uh, anything that involves consciously going into hospital and never coming out would suck lots.

 

[Xtro]

Die of exhaustion after shagging Holly Valance and Famke Janssen - lubed and toobed baby.

 

[Louster]

Wasn't there some kind of website recently that had a list rating a bunch of somewhat humorous ways to die in order of most preferable to least? Was that linked from here? I forget.

 

[Testin da Cable]

as Xtro says.

I want to die "in the saddle" at a ripe old age, 96 or so, while getting a blowjob from my latest 18yo blonde bimbo mistress. preferably just after I'd given her a 'last gasp' load

 

[old.Fweddy]

I'm going to be making love to my fourteenth wife and lose control of the plane.

 

[leggy]

No that was Dave Lister.

Preferably - With my head between a large pair of breasts.
Preferably Not - Anything Plane related.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

As long as I'm not sliced up by a giant size cheese grater, death probably isn't going to be *too* painful.

 

[whipped]

Way I'd not like to go - Anything that involved falling (Plane crash, jumping from building, etc.)
Way I'd like to go - Happy

 

[Testin da Cable]

whipped - happy till the second the large man-eating shark tore out his liver

 

[Will]

An even better question is "What line would you like to go out on?"

I'd like to use the line Spooney uses in Dog Soliders just before he dies...I probably shouldn't type it because it is one of the best lines in the film, but anyone who has seen it will know what I mean.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Will.
An even better question is "What line would you like to go out on?"

"I told you you should have brought some lube, Wij"

 

[Furr]

While asleep seems good.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
"I told you you should have brought some lube, Wij"

*tear*

 

[(Shovel)]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
As long as I'm not sliced up by a giant size cheese grater, death probably isn't going to be *too* painful.

Fuck Wazz, that gave me a squirming feeling just underneath my kneecaps.

 

[]SK[]

Id like to go by rocket jumping when forgetting im on low health

 

[dysfunction]

Hate: Anything drawn out, painfull and stressfull like being drowned, burned, bleeding to death, plane crashes, sliced & diced, aids, cancer etc


Ok: quickly without knowing that I was going to die. Like in my sleep or something.

 

[Lester]

There was a plane crash a few years ago near Florida or Miami and the U.S. Navy was apparently to blame. Anyway the plane was, like 30,000 ft up and when it blew up they reckoned that it took over 2 MINUTES to fall :/ . I assume that most people died because of the depressurisation, but I thought I read that the pilots were alive because of their pressurised cabin. If that's the case then how awful - 2 F U C K I N G M I N U T E S .... time it :/

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Lester
2 F U C K I N G M I N U T E S .... time it :/

Plenty of time to shag one of the passengers who have't been sucked out through the keyhole

 

[Will]

Enough time to make a quick phone call. Bet that would freak out the missus...

 

[Wij]

If you already had a semi due to horny thoughts you might just be able to knock one out.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Plenty of time to shag one of the passengers who have't been sucked out through the bumhole