How would you like to die?

[Sar]

So your uncle Johnny was Bob Monkhouses relative too? Pretty sure I heard him use that joke in the early 90's.

Hence why I quoth of the Monkhouse when I used it.





PS: As The winner of the Darwin Awards 2525

 

[Jonaldo]

I would actually like to achieve so much in life that I become so important I get assasinated. A single bullet to the head has to be the most painless way to die.

None of this 'peacefully in his sleep crap' which really means 'woke up at 4am unable to breathe and in agony, clutching at at the air above him and struggling to get anyones attention but coldn't as he was in too much pain'.

I would rather it be short and sharp. The only problem now is figuring out how to actually become important

 

[RandomBastard]

I would actually like to achieve so much in life that I become so important I get assasinated. A single bullet to the head has to be the most painless way to die.

None of this 'peacefully in his sleep crap' which really means 'woke up at 4am unable to breathe and in agony, clutching at at the air above him and struggling to get anyones attention but coldn't as he was in too much pain'.

I would rather it be short and sharp. The only problem now is figuring out how to actually become important

How about a short drop and a sudden stop.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Yeah, if i had to choose it would be being shot/blown away, suddenly.

Wouldn't want to die in pain.

 

[Sar]

Unless it was a shotgun wound to the stomach

 

[Sharma]

Mmm, i dont think that would hurt much, sure there would the the initial sharp pain but it would induce a large rush of endorphines (or whatever the brains pain killers are) and shock so you wouldnt feel it.

 

[tRoG]

But! But! In Reservior Dogs!

 

[Loxleyhood]

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. And not like his passengers, screaming and panicing. Nor would I like to die of cancer like Bob Monkhouse.

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Proof that people never read the whole thread ^^

 

[TheJkWhoSaysNi]

pfft, I plan to live forever. So far so good.

 

[Loxleyhood]

I have three days worth of threads to read and the only one I intend to is Babe of the Day.

 

[Quige]

any instant way has got to be good.
just as long as it's after my daughter has grown up,
and just as long as I go before her
and not alzheimers ... my granda went that way. a long drawn out process, messy for the person and family, the slow disintegration of a personality.
and of course I worry about cancer
worrying apparently increases your chance of cancer
I worry about worrying about cancer ....

 

[nath]

Supposedly a gaping stomach wound is the most painful way to go.

 

[stubbyrulz]

hmmm i think the way i wanna die is i go in the middle of some town with a big ass sword and like start disecting people and that and when the police come i kill bout 1000 of them then i commit sepuki ( this is where you kill yourself) or maybe die in me sleep or summet or die while walking to china from the uk

 

[Gombur Glodson]

or die while walking to china from the uk

So drowning?

 

[stubbyrulz]

So drowning?

dam every1's so stupid u ever heard of the euro tunnel >:/ i alrdy planned this out i worked out its gonna take 512days solid of walking to get there

 

[Shovel]

You could cut out a day or so by just clinging on to the underside of Eurostar... did you plan that out?

Death for me: Quietly, peacefully a very, very long time from now.

Alternatively, it might be interesting to have the kind of death that people make jokes about on Friday night gameshows... but not really for me.

 

[stubbyrulz]

walking all the way using vehicles n that cheating

 

[Scooba da Bass]

hmmm i think the way i wanna die is i go in the middle of some town with a big ass sword and like start disecting people and that and when the police come i kill bout 1000 of them then i commit sepuki ( this is where you kill yourself)

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE!

 

[stubbyrulz]

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE!

k good

 

[DaGaffer]

In another galaxy, about 100 million years from now, shagging a horde of nubile clones of Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson and Billie Piper (with Chris Evans' Head in A Jar watching impotently) as we come under fire from the last dregs of the emporer Zurg's loyalists (who we annihilated the month before) in a futlile gesture that ensures my matyrdom as a god by all the species in the universe until it's eventual heat death.

Oxford English Dicitionary: Megolamaniac (meg~a~la~mane~ee~ak, see - ME!)

 

[Shovel]

In another galaxy, about 100 million years from now, shagging a horde of nubile clones of Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson and Billie Piper (with Chris Evans' Head in A Jar watching impotently) as we're come under fire from the last dregs of the emporer Zurg's loyalists (who we annihilated the month before) in a futlile gesture that ensures my matyrdom as a god by all the species in the universe until it's eventual heat death.

Oxford English Dicitionary: Megolamaniac (meg~a~la~mane~ee~ak, see - ME!)

Isn't it nice to be free from the shackles of suitdom? Even if it is a rather disturbing read. Billie Piper?

 

[Deebs]

In another galaxy, about 100 million years from now, shagging a horde of nubile clones of Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson and Billie Piper (with Chris Evans' Head in A Jar watching impotently) as we're come under fire from the last dregs of the emporer Zurg's loyalists (who we annihilated the month before) in a futlile gesture that ensures my matyrdom as a god by all the species in the universe until it's eventual heat death.

Oxford English Dicitionary: Megolamaniac (meg~a~la~mane~ee~ak, see - ME!)

Hehehe, not until i've had em all before say, 100 years from now

 

[DaGaffer]

Isn't it nice to be free from the shackles of suitdom? Even if it is a rather disturbing read. Billie Piper?

You know, I was kind of reaching there; it was more about annoying Chris Evans than shagging her; I'm guessing that 100m years from now that kind of petty vindictivness will appeal (after all. I'll be rather old. despite my greek-god body and built in black-hole-powered cybernetic powers)

 

[SawTooTH]

Difficult question. I just think sometimes, what will be my last thought or do you get that far?

Most deaths I believe are painfull, without dignity, and protracted and I guess the worse thing is there's noone to tell you otherwise.

 

[exxxie]

I hope to go with dignity, surrounded by family and friends (and rabbits maybe) at a time of my choosing. Nothing prolonged or silly, after a decent, modest life. IMB's euphanasia approach has a certain appeal.


On another note, anyone got any decent sources, websites as to what you can DO with your body/remains after your dead? Got onto this subject in the pub recently and no one knew terribly much. I dont want the church (in any form) to have anything to do with my remains, you see. After Transplant UK have boxed up the bits they dont want, I was thinking a funeral pyre in the back garden (followed by Bar-B-Q for friends and family) would be great.

 

[Deady]

I dont think anyone would want your BBQ'd remains exxxie

 

[kanonfodda]

...After Transplant UK have boxed up the bits they dont want, I was thinking a funeral pyre in the back garden (followed by Bar-B-Q for friends and family) would be great.

A Bar-B-Q after your remains have been burned? don't think people could stomach that.

I like the hero idea, giving my life to save someone else has a certain appeal to me, failing that, I would prefer to know (some kind of timescale from the doctors) so that I had time to get my affairs in order and say my goodbyes.

 

[Lester]

With reference to the tasteless after death celebrations (BBQ) - A guy crashed his car into my shop and had to be cut out. He lasted a couple of days in hospital and then they switched him off.

At his funeral his parents provided a floral tribute - a giant car shaped wreath...

Maybe if it had been lung cancer it would have been a giant cigarette?

 

[Summo]

Here's me about to die.