Gungo
One of Freddy's beloved
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2004
- Messages
- 590
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
- Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see husband along the way, cover exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
- Look at your womanly physique in mirror and stick out gut so you can complain and whine even more about getting fat.
- Get in shower.
- Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Condition hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil.
- Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
- Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
- Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
- Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure it has all come off).
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
- Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and you lose the water pressure.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
- Spray mold spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower.
- Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
- Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
- Check entire body for remotest sign of a zit.
- Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up exposed areas, then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
- Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom.
- If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her and make "woo"sound.
- Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (no).
- Admire size of wiener in the mirror, scratch "privates" and smell fingers for one last whiff.
- Get in the shower.
- Don't bother to look for washcloth (you don't use one).
- Wash face, then armpits.
- Crack up at how loud fart sounds in the shower. Wash privates and surrounding area.
- Wash butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
- Shampoo hair (do not use conditioner).
- Make a shampoo Mohawk.
- Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
- Pee (in the shower).
- Rinse off and get out of the shower.
- Fail to notice water on floor because you left curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Partially dry off.
- Look at self in the mirror, flex muscles.
- Admire wiener size again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on floor.
- Leave bathroom fan and light on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
- Throw wet towel on the bed.
- Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
- Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
- If you see husband along the way, cover exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
- Look at your womanly physique in mirror and stick out gut so you can complain and whine even more about getting fat.
- Get in shower.
- Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
- Condition hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil.
- Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
- Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
- Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
- Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure it has all come off).
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
- Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and you lose the water pressure.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
- Spray mold spots with Tilex.
- Get out of shower.
- Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
- Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
- Check entire body for remotest sign of a zit.
- Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
- If you see husband along the way, cover up exposed areas, then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
- Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom.
- If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her and make "woo"sound.
- Look at manly physique in mirror and suck in gut to see if you have pecs (no).
- Admire size of wiener in the mirror, scratch "privates" and smell fingers for one last whiff.
- Get in the shower.
- Don't bother to look for washcloth (you don't use one).
- Wash face, then armpits.
- Crack up at how loud fart sounds in the shower. Wash privates and surrounding area.
- Wash butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
- Shampoo hair (do not use conditioner).
- Make a shampoo Mohawk.
- Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
- Pee (in the shower).
- Rinse off and get out of the shower.
- Fail to notice water on floor because you left curtain hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Partially dry off.
- Look at self in the mirror, flex muscles.
- Admire wiener size again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet bath mat on floor.
- Leave bathroom fan and light on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
- Throw wet towel on the bed.
- Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
No, just no.
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