How much do you masturbate? :p

[old.shotgunstow]

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

;x

 

[leoric]

You have made 41.708333333333 gallons and 348.07289183333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.4488888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,882,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 16016 kittens.

Think I better ring my X-G/f! What a waste

 

[Damini]

I think maybe, just maybe, we could do without this thread.