how many shits do u have a day

[skilth/karlos]

wtf

rofl..... What a convo lol...Im just a regular shitter 1-2 a day

 

[Sharma]

2 a day roughly.

Although last night I ate nearly a full jar of Jalapenos.

The result has been that its now noon and i've dumped 5 times.

Another incoming. :kissit:

 

[Tasslehoff]

Although last night I ate nearly a full jar of Jalapenos.

Why?

 

[Overdriven]

Sharma is being analy bitched slapped by spices.

WHOOOPPPAAHHHHHH!

 

[Sharma]

Because they're really yummy!

 

[Imgormiel]

Because they're really yummy!

You seriously need a vindaloo diet!! ;P

 

[Sharma]

I already do. oO

I have at least two strong curries a month, can't go without.

 

[cHodAX]

One huge bowel buster every morning.

 

[Imgormiel]

I already do. oO

I have at least two strong curries a month, can't go without.

Well, I suppose in some respects you are saving valuable surgeons time by not needing colonic irrigation due to that monster craving for spices you have

 

[Steffan-]

Always squishe out 1 a day

 

[Imgormiel]

Funny thing is, when i was 8, i was told girls were so nice they didn't poop. Sadly Mom shattered that illusion when I reached 13, and seems mom was right. Not only do girls poop, but in general they are little shits to just about everything they want and seem to think they have the right to treat carpet, men, and everything else like shit.

Mom, why did you shatter my illusion? QQ

 

[Sharma]

I swear to god, walking into the bathroom after a womans been in there and had a dump is the worst smell ever, even moreso than blokes.

I mean it's like walking into the camp site toilets at your average festival and putting your head INSIDE the hole in the floor.

It's just not cricket.

 

[Bahumat]

I once took a big fat dump on Sharma's chest, he rubbed it in thinking it was mud from the dead sea...

Sharma if you read this post, it's a joke, it was Dead Sea mud honest!

Disclaimer - I may have been dreaming at this point.

 

[Glacier]

4-6, depends on how long im awake.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Usually one a day, just a while after the lunch's time coffee (meh!)

Tho, i can go some days w/o shiting. This holydays been in Portugal for a week n didnt shit a single time

Normal diet (i eat fiber rich vegetables n fruit every day)


PS: just realized i might have a problem

 

[cHodAX]

This holydays been in Portugal for a week n didnt shit a single time

Tis funny that, everytime I travel by air I don't go for 3-4 days. When I visited South Africa earlier this year I went 6 days without a shit, I can tell you it wasn't a pleasent feeling having that much food backed up in your system. I don't know why it happens, I always drink loads of water and I get plenty of fibre in my diet but my bowels seem to seizeup whenever I travel by airplane.

 

[Golly]

my ex use to only go like once a week and itd be quite a big deal, but normal nonetheless

im 1-2 a day, 3 after a night out (water + beer shits = hangover cure)

are we agreeing somewhere in the region of 1-3 is normal? or is daily a bad thing?

 

[Laddey]

Tis funny that, everytime I travel by air I don't go for 3-4 days. When I visited South Africa earlier this year I went 6 days without a shit, I can tell you it wasn't a pleasent feeling having that much food backed up in your system. I don't know why it happens, I always drink loads of water and I get plenty of fibre in my diet but my bowels seem to seizeup whenever I travel by airplane.

Awww ikkle baby!

I went 2 whole weeks without shitting. Seriously, i had an enema (sp) which i had to do on my own. It was completly fucked up. I done it all wrong and it was very painful.

I got some IBS special milkshakes off the doctor, i was shitting like a trooper after that. Also some prescribed laxatives! Which my mom didn't enjoy in her coffee i must add!

 

[Vladamir]

One huge bowel buster every morning.

Fucking lol

You have such a way with words :worthy:

 

[cHodAX]

Awww ikkle baby!

I went 2 whole weeks without shitting. Seriously, i had an enema (sp) which i had to do on my own. It was completly fucked up. I done it all wrong and it was very painful.

I got some IBS special milkshakes off the doctor, i was shitting like a trooper after that. Also some prescribed laxatives! Which my mom didn't enjoy in her coffee i must add!

Lol you are full of shit Laddey, literally!

 

[Laddey]

Lol you are full of shit Laddey, literally!

LOL! The funny thing is, i was still eating like a horse. Where was it all going?

You should've heard and felt the splash when it was coming out. I was piss wet through!!

 

[Imgormiel]

LOL! The funny thing is, i was still eating like a horse. Where was it all going?

You should've heard and felt the splash when it was coming out. I was piss wet through!!

Little thang called metabolism I believe

 

[Laddey]

Little thang called metabolism I believe

You've lost me after metabo

 

[Imgormiel]

You've lost me after metabo

google ftw Although I take it that you didn't do biology at school? Or just don't have an interest in how your homeostasis works?

 

[Laddey]

google ftw Although I take it that you didn't do biology at school? Or just don't have an interest in how your homeostasis works?

Both lol.