how many shits do u have a day

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I have 2... 1 in the morning and 1 later on.. dunno if this is normal ornot but i can sometimes have 3 :p discuss!
 

pikeh

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2.

had a bit of a rubbish diet recently
so a few days ago was probably 4
 

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Resident Freddy
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hmm so shits are based upon diets? more u shit the more shitter diet u have?
 

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the more you put in the more that comes out.
the less water you drink the harder it will be to come out, usually resulting in less periods of shitting.

i shit sometimes 3-4 times a day, but i can guarantee my diet is 100% none-shit :)
 

eksdee

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usually three times a day. once when i wake up, once during the morning of work/uni and once at night. my diet keeps me pretty regular as i have high-fibre diet and don't eat meat.
 

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2-3

One when I get up, one after breakfast (like 30 minutes after - wierd), then probably one in the afternoon. Depends how much extra hot bombay mix I've eaten ofc. Too much and the spices really sting at the other end
 

old.Tohtori

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REALLY depends.

My sh*tting is like a hangover, sometimes big, sometimes small, sometimes HUGE, you never really think about it before it's due time.
 

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If you have more than two, you could be lactose intolerant. How much cheese, milk or dairy products do you eat a day?
 

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if you were lactose intollerant or had IBS you would be nuking the toilet after eating dairy products or vomming, you wouldn't just poo more than twice a day:p
adonix what do you eat o_O 2/3 a week fuck me, dont think thats healthy:p?
 

Laddey

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You're meant to open your bowls after every meal you eat. Doctors orders. (fact btw)
 

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If you have more than two, you could be lactose intolerant. How much cheese, milk or dairy products do you eat a day?

WTF?!

i could wake up, have a shit, eat my eggs and porridge, have a shit, get to uni and smoke a fag and have a shit.

im not lactose intolerant.

once / 3 days

and I eat ALOT

it is highly possible youre either dehyrated and/or not getting enough fibre.

eat as much as you want, doesnt mean youre gonna shit. sometimes i go 3 days without a shit and in that time ive eaten 18 meals.

as you can imagine, i feel rather uncomfortable :(
 

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sundays can be really horrible...

other then that its pretty regular 2/day, one in the morning (07:00) after first cup of coffee then once around 14:00
 

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