How many people is acceptable to sleep with a year

[TdC]

heheh don't make me get out my seel-bat

 

[old.Tohtori]

heheh don't make me get out my seel-bat

If you've seen south park, i shall reply with:

(slightly high voice) "oooh my Jesus Chriiiist."

 

[tris-]

oh jethuth chritht

 

[Laddey]

For the last 2 and a half years i've slept with the same women!!

 

[Lamp]

Anything between 4 and 21 women a week is a safe number

 

[Blackjack]

And if i'm feeling like blackjack, i get two 10s and a 1

Well you know how i roll two 10s... and a 1 to film it.
Has to be a 1. Wouldn't want to get tempted and lose my camera woman.

I will not be disclosing numbers.

But with 10, you are well in the green zone mate, don't worry about it.

 

[Olgaline]

huh 3.5 ?
toht banged a midget ?

 

[Lamp]

Toht's a virgin

 

[Chronictank]

huh 3.5 ?
toht banged a midget ?

He only bangs midgets
He has actually slept with 7

 

[old.Tohtori]

huh 3.5 ?
toht banged a midget ?

Yes. I banged a midget. And if i did, got a problem with it?

p.s. your mum says hi.

Toht's a virgin

Quite true. Unlike you, i haven't had my bumhole ravaged.

 

[Olgaline]

Oi!

she aint no midget she's just vertically impaired okay !?
but what ever rocks your boat,

so does that make you my new steppy ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oi!

she aint no midget she's just vertically impaired okay !?
but what ever rocks your boat,

so does that make you my new steppy ?

Yes. I'm your new steppy. Clean your room, bring me a beer, make yourself a sister!

 

[Wonk]

For the last 2 and a half years i've slept with the same women!!

does that tell us something about your appearence or personality?

 

[Rookiescot]

Hell I'm an ugly looking 41 year old bastard. I'm still doing 1 a week.

 

[swords]

So if there are so many minging peoplen who can still get a lay, does that make someone who is unable to get laid a big fat fugly loser of a loser?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Once every time you feel real frustrated, and need release. As long as you use protection, your fine.

*Excludes alien anal probings.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Once every time you feel real frustrated, and need release. As long as you use protection, your fine.

*Excludes alien anal probings.

*puts on his mafia coat and hat*

Aye, true that.

*loads 6-shooter*

Some bitches be craaaaazy!

 

[~Latency~]

4 people is a perfectly fine amount of people to sleep with, defo not a manwhore.. didn't sleep with too many women last year, maybe 5 or 6 can't remember.. but my friends all call me a dirty manwhore, must have pulled 40 odd women, but that's where my enjoyments at, just meeting new people, pulling.. sure ive enjoyed the sex with the few i slept with, but most of the time when it comes to taking them back home with me i just don't really feel the pull of it, sex with random people is only so good, not really my thing.. could have slept with 2 or 3 times as many women as i did, just don't really want to... have a proper girlfriend now and everythings way better with her ;]

 

[Rookiescot]

So if there are so many minging peoplen who can still get a lay, does that make someone who is unable to get laid a big fat fugly loser of a loser?

Yes .... yes it does.

 

[~Latency~]

Yes .... yes it does.

most clubs round here are a good match of guys/girls.. but sometimes you get a bit of a sausage fest going on.. when there guys outnumber the girls so much, all the girls are literally gonna 'score' even the fuglies. fugly guys don't have the same chance, girls are lot more fussy, whereas most guys don't really care when it gets late and things get desperate.. not much difference between vaginas LOL just hit that shit from behind

 

[old.Tohtori]

most clubs round here are a good match of guys/girls.. but sometimes you get a bit of a sausage fest going on.. when there guys outnumber the girls so much, all the girls are literally gonna 'score' even the fuglies. fugly guys don't have the same chance, girls are lot more fussy, whereas most guys don't really care when it gets late and things get desperate.. not much difference between vaginas LOL just hit that shit from behind

Common misconception. the following is from a "chaser" POV:

The "fugly"(nice way to put it) guys could score as much as the "fugly" girls, the difference is, fugly girls move in packs and get laid as a sideproduct

"Fugly" guys are simply too shy to do anything. Looks don't mean that much in "scoring", confidence does.

 

[Himse]

3 @ 17 isn't bad at a guess

could be more *ponders*

 

[- English -]

3 @ 17 isn't bad at a guess

could be more *ponders*

mummy daddy and sister dont count when u get in their bed when your cold

 

[Chronictank]

"Fugly" guys are simply too shy to do anything. Looks don't mean that much in "scoring", confidence does.

I dont think many here would fall into that category in all fairness
I think the ratio of shy:arrogant bastards is siginifantly in favour of the latter

I am with Latency on this one, having a gf is far more rewarding than one night stands, which after a while tend to end up being sameish tbh
But then that might be beacause i dont like drunk girls, they tend to be terrible lays ><

 

[Himse]

mummy daddy and sister dont count when u get in their bed when your cold

I don't have a sister.

thanks

 

[Hawkwind]

and im just hoping to find someone who can do more for me than a blowjob.

Ronaldo could blow you then play a bit of footy with ya.

 

[Ezteq]

but dont mess with his documentation or youll be sorry!

 

[- English -]

I don't have a sister.

thanks

not that u know of ;D

 

[old.Tohtori]

I am with Latency on this one, having a gf is far more rewarding than one night stands, which after a while tend to end up being sameish tbh
But then that might be beacause i dont like drunk girls, they tend to be terrible lays ><

Different rewards, but...

What the hell has happened and who the hell has taught you things?

You get women drunk.
You get them home.
You wait until MORNING.
And then you rock the kasbah.
*nod*

This way, she's hung over, you're sober(drunkf*ck meltdown is a risk) and hungover, senses heightened, you "rock her world" in a more pleasurable way and she thinks it's better then it is

Yes i said womEn.

 

[Chronictank]

Different rewards, but...

What the hell has happened and who the hell has taught you things?

You get women drunk.
You get them home.
You wait until MORNING.
And then you rock the kasbah.
*nod*

This way, she's hung over, you're sober(drunkf*ck meltdown is a risk) and hungover, senses heightened, you "rock her world" in a more pleasurable way and she thinks it's better then it is

Yes i said womEn.

i avoid hanging around until morning if i can help it personally ,
and i meant for me not her