Housemate's Girlfriend :(

Status
Not open for further replies.
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
Yes, but where's your reason for not posting them? :D
 
X

xenon2000

Guest
Originally posted by ShockingAlberto
Yes, but where's your reason for not posting them? :D
Click to expand...
She's ugly? He's known her all his life? She's really a man? Pfft... use your imagination more.
 
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
No no, those aren't reasons :rolleyes:

We don't know who she is, she doesn't know we've seen ehr, it don't hurt anyone :)
 
C

caLLous

Guest
But she'll know I was the middleman, because she would recognise the pictures or remember that I was the last one to borrow the cam or something... :(

"living" and "hell" are 2 words that could describe the aftermath. :(
 
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
Hmm, does she browse BW?

Just link to them. If she looks at the forums, she'll know allready.
 
C

.cage

Guest
to tell you the truth, i found this thread fucking hilarious
:)
 
B

bigbb

Guest
Smashing CageCunt, a valuable contribution, as ever.
 
M

MYstIC G

Guest
Originally posted by caLLous
Argh! I just borrowed my housemate's webcam and i found these pictures of his girlfriend in "suggestive" poses wearing latex and about fuck all else! I SEE HRE PUNNAI!!!1 WTF am i gonna do? I just had to walk past her to get to the kitchen and I decided I can't look her straight in the face without smiling and/or giggling like a school girl. Do I tell my housemate what I saw? Do I just try and forget? Do I give the webcam back with a nudge and a "wahey"?

HEEEELLPP!!!21`"!

:(
Click to expand...
Copy pictures & lock in passworded archive for blackmail purposes, rip the piss out of your mate & tell him next time you'll buy a Kodak disposable cam, then seek counsiling for having had to look at said pictures.....
 
S

Skyler

Guest
Well firstly thats rather funny, but er I wouldnt say anything and just keep the pics incase you need them. For example if he starts being a cunt, or if she does, you can use some persuasion :p

Posting them online would be harmless, and hella funny if his girlfriend was ever browsing the net and found them all over the web. She would think wtf did he do with those pics I told him not to send them to people.. then hed get a blasting and you could laugh your arse off more :)
 
C

caLLous

Guest
As sadistic as i am, i don't think i'll be going down that path :)
 
T

Trem

Guest
My friend found a tape once of his boss and girlfriend shagging(it was on the shops cctv camera)they had unhinged the lickle camera and were giving "extreme close-ups" of all their bits, at one stage you could hear him slapping her arse(thats when the camera fell over).Now im not saying you should do this Callous, but we made a copy of the tape and showed everyone within a 30 mile radius of Stoke, the bloke is a wanker and no one likes him(i hope my girlfriend NEVER reads this)but even if he was a saint we would of showed every one anyway, it is an unwritten rule between blokes that you MUST show funny/dirty pictures of people you know to all and sundry;)
 
S

Summo

Guest
That's true. As a man, Callous you owe it to the species to maintain this tradition.

PM me about some webspace.
 
O

old.wizard1974uk

Guest
Originally posted by caLLous
Worth a wheeze maybe. But what about a blackeye (or 2) and finding all my belongings on the street outside? :(
Click to expand...
It's his fault for not checking the webcam before he gave it to you. Or did he wan't you to find them?
 
D

Damini

Guest
If video tape of me in such positions got out (Please note though that I am a lady of such high quality that it would never happen) I would systematically blind everyone who had seen the pictures, run over the guy who had posted them, and then probably commit suicide or at least dye my hair, get a false passport and run away to the hills under the pseudonynm Betty Curtis.

Danger Will Robinson. DANGER. Give him back the webcam, and say something about how it kept fucking crashing your computer or something, so you never got it running. Then he can have a look, and have a tremondous good laugh at "Phew, look how close I got to showing my housemate my girlfriends latex clad muff!". Who knows, maybe even tell him, I dunno how you guys get on with shared vaginal viewings, but She Must Never Know. Your life would be in great peril.

Please note, I really AM NOT joking. Be scared Callous. Be scared, on so many different levels...
 
B

bigbb

Guest
CaLLous, I would have hoped such practices were learnt throughout your childhood, but it seems you wern't listening to this part. I'll remind you now, learn to share.
 
O

old.Y-it-Earp

Guest
oh how gh3y i read though all those postings waiting for a link to the pics..

c'mon callous be a maannnn
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
Originally posted by caLLous
Argh! I just borrowed my housemate's webcam and i found these pictures of his girlfriend in "suggestive" poses wearing latex and about fuck all else! I SEE HRE PUNNAI!!!1 WTF am i gonna do? I just had to walk past her to get to the kitchen and I decided I can't look her straight in the face without smiling and/or giggling like a school girl. Do I tell my housemate what I saw? Do I just try and forget? Do I give the webcam back with a nudge and a "wahey"?

HEEEELLPP!!!21`"!

:(
Click to expand...


heh. same thing happened to me tod, while borrowing a mates digicam. I opted for not saying anything at all and giving the cam back with the memory card formatted. and no, it doesn't feel funny seeing her again....unless you let it.



















she was quite uh nice tho ;)
 
C

.cage

Guest
Originally posted by bigbb
Smashing CageCunt, a valuable contribution, as ever.
Click to expand...

A 'valuable contribution' in a thread such as this?

Interesting paradox.
 
H

Hashmonster

Guest
Cagecunt, like your avatar - howbout a excellent Bricktop quote as your sig :D

do u know what nemisis means? :)
 
N

Nibbler

Guest
Give 'em back the camera but first take a picture of you doing an imitation pose of what she did. Do it fully clothed, mind :eek:. Would be funneh.
 
D

Damini

Guest
Originally posted by SomeGuy
Yeah, Damini's bluffing. GIVE US THE PICS!
Click to expand...

Heh, yeah, yeah, I'm bluffing. I'm just a girly after all. I mean, just how much can a kick in the bollocks *actually* hurt? Seems like you guys just lay it on for the sympathy anyways ;) Rather you than me in that situation Callous. I'm bollock free and my tits are like a shield of steel. You men are such vulnerable critters...

If all else fails, visibly bludgeon yourself over the head with a baseball bat and plead amnesia.

My thoughts are with you in this trying time. Heh....
 
M

Mellow-

Guest
I think you're being out of order caLLous, you can't tell us you have these pictures and then not show them. Give them to SomeGuy, he's being a real man and offering somewhere to stash them.

Be A Man, lose those silly morals. :)
 
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
ffs, she's not gonna find out. Whatever you do, save the pics to disk, in a nice dir hidden away, as you never know.

Post the pics. Just do it.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 3 (members: 0, guests: 3)
Top Bottom