Help Horrible Situation!

[tris-]

Geordie

Please cease this slander before my blood boils and my brain explodes from every hole of my being.
I DO NOT FUCKIN LIVE IN FUCKING NEWFUCKINCASTLE

FUCK.

 

[Trem]

Please cease this slander before my blood boils and my brain explodes from every hole of my being.
I DO NOT FUCKIN LIVE IN FUCKING NEWFUCKINCASTLE

FUCK.

But you speak like them I imagine which means tris = geordie.

 

[tris-]

How I speak like a Geordie?
When is the last time you heard me talk?
Sure I swear a lot here, but that is a northern thing, not a specific geordie thing!

 

[Trem]

How I speak like a Geordie?
When is the last time you heard me talk?
Sure I swear a lot here, but that is a northern thing, not a specific geordie thing!

In your location you say 'mam' which is 100% geordie.

I swear a lot as well but I aren't god damn Gazza

 

[tris-]

if its geordie, its because they stole it from the people in boro.

 

[TdC]

like parmos?

how much of your culture is actually your own?

 

[tris-]

Dont you dare try and take parmo from us.

I am super serial now.

 

[TdC]

I think you'll find parmos are actually a joint Scots-Dutch invention. We demand tribute!

 

[tris-]

I have reported you to the mods

 

[TdC]

I have noted your complaint, and after some deliberation decided that you are wrong. Parmos are now property of ScotsDutchyland, and as so will be taxed in all other nations.

 

[MYstIC G]

Good?

 

[Ormorof]

are parmos protected by EU law? like champagne has to come from champagne etc Parmo must come from scottydutchyland or newcastle or whatever...

tbh if you live in the north-east and you are not in yorkshire you probably are a geordie

 

[Trem]

tbh if you live in the north-east and you are not in yorkshire you probably are a geordie

Exactly.

tris = geordie/maccam.

 

[TdC]

Parmo must come from scottydutchyland

see tris-? everyone knows now!

 

[Trem]

see tris-? everyone knows now!

What is real about tris?

He denies he's a geordie, he tries to pass a parmo off as his counties own when we all know only the sick Dutchy weirdo's could invent such a thing. I think tris may be a bot

 

[TdC]

ban tbh. tris- is a bot programmed by a geordie!

 

[Trem]

ban tbh. tris- is a bot programmed by a geordie!

You know what.....you may be right.

 

[TdC]

them parmo-tax dodging freaks need to be shown what's what tbh.

 

[Jupitus]

It's almost 1 am, Ive had a couple of beers, and for the first time in my life I quite fancy a parmo.....

 

[TdC]

omg we're losing him! code blue! wait....code puce!

 

[tris-]

fuck you all.
shove a 'hot shot' parmo, straight from the oven right up your bum hole.

 

[Fweddy]

Have any of you eaten a parmo and not liked it? Everyone I know that has ever had one agrees that they are a good thing.

 

[tris-]

Theyre are better than a good thing, they are a miracle food item if made correctly.

 

[Trem]

they are a miracle food item if made correctly.

So made in Holland then?

 

[tris-]

So made in Holland then?

no you fool.
they do make some good waffles over there in umaguma land though.

 

[Insane]

Theyre are better than a good thing, they are a miracle food item if made correctly.

So was bread and fish, and you dont see anyone going round selling....

oh wait... damn it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey!

Did i miss it or what happened to the horrible situation?

Oh and; never had a parmo, don't think we have those here.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My curiosity is killing me here

 

[Damini]

Damini is friends with Stu which made me grin. How in the name of all holy christ would fat fingered Stu ever know who Dmaini is? He went through my friends and thought he recognised her name and added her, she accepted.

She is such a FB hussy

Hah, I thought he must be someone from FH because he was mates with you, but I'm so shite with names I didn't want to offend him (like everyone else I have from FH) with my customary "Do I know you?" message.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Dams didn't even know who I was ffs. She had to ask.