Help Horrible Situation!

[Ch3tan]

I have so pwned the birds now, they stay the fuck away since I drew one of them dead on a balloon.

She hasn't accepted my friend request yet

It is because she now thinks you want to nob her. She wasn't sure before, but this has nailed it.

 

[TdC]

and when she finally accepts, you must take the whole family over for tea and cakes

 

[russell]

What are you like Tremlar

 

[old.user4556]

It is because she now thinks you want to nob her. She wasn't sure before, but this has nailed it.

Absolutely.

URL please Trem, we'll all add her on FB. That could be amusing. Then send a link to this thread.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Might of cracked it.

I saw the girl who lived by me when I took Dan to the ball pit after school. I described the woman and she has had a look and said who she thinks it is and it makes sense if it is here.

Anyway I have sent a friend request on FB to who we think it may be so I will know more if she accepts and I can look at some pics.

It is still really bothering me

And now, like in all good comedy shows, the girl will see the woman and have a laugh about you not remembering

 

[Trem]

And now, like in all good comedy shows, the girl will see the woman and have a laugh about you not remembering

For sure, I am pretty fucking worried about the school run today. The girl who found out the name for me has always wound me up and the thing is she used to go out with the mystery girls brother so chances are they are close.

I may start a conversation today if we have time, thats if she doesn't chin me that is

 

[old.Tohtori]

For sure, I am pretty fucking worried about the school run today. The girl who found out the name for me has always wound me up and the thing is she used to go out with the mystery girls brother so chances are they are close.

I may start a conversation today if we have time, thats if she doesn't chin me that is

This is though, if she decks you for it(which isn't out of the picture as an option), it's kind of because you made it into a Seinfeld episode

Could've just asked her, but well, where's the fun in that.

 

[Trem]

I saw her but we weren't close enough to speak, I still have 2 more weeks before Dan is off school as well.

My cousin is seeing the girl tomorrow (they are mates) who found out her name for me so she is going to ask if she dropped me in it.

 

[TdC]

rofl so nervous! I'd not have pegged you that way Tremzorington! man up and stop caring and you better mail me all her hot FB pics!!!1

 

[Ch3tan]

Well by snooping through Trem's facebook, or safe distance stalking as I like to call it, I can confirm that she has not yet accepted his friend request

 

[Trem]

Well by snooping through Trem's facebook, or safe distance stalking as I like to call it, I can confirm that she has not yet accepted his friend request

How do you know who she is though? About 6 girls have become my friend last week or so

I cancelled the request anyway, you only get 48 hours to accept my friendship then after that the offer is withdrawn.

I don't care now anyway, aren't worried about it at all. I HAVE manned up since this morning.

 

[TdC]

I HAVE manned up since this morning.

sneakily having a wank doesn't count

 

[Trem]

sneakily having a wank doesn't count

Theres no sneakiness about my wanks let me tell you

 

[old.Tohtori]

Trem, fix for your problems, give TdC the address.

After he's done swaffling her, she won't mind if you wear a pink tutu and sing the "f*ck you gently" song to her.

 

[Gumbo]

Somewhere on the internet, probably mumsnet or something there is a thread started along the lines of..

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Help

There's this guy who drops his kid off at the same school as mine and he's really creeping me out. Each day he leers in my direction and I just try to smile blankly back at him in the hope he'll go away. He's usually covered in scabs, he says it's from DIY incidents, but I just don't know... His eyes go all mad and dart around whenever there are any birds about too, which is just.... weird. It's just got worse as one of my mates said he was asking about me and something about putting my face in his book?

What should I do, is it too soon to involve the police? Should I take little Barnabus out of this school? I really don't want to, most of the parents are nice, it's just this one weirdo freaking me out?

Yours afraid of being the 'next victim'..

?

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Maybe.

 

[TdC]

lol! it's the TRUTH!!

 

[Trem]

LMAO!



Fucking quality Gumbo........you massive wankfuck

 

[Uara]

Lol that is truly brilliant Gumbo!! Plus Trem you should write a book about all the hilarious situations you get yourself into. Definite best-seller!

 

[Trem]

Lol that is truly brilliant Gumbo!! Plus Trem you should write a book about all the hilarious situations you get yourself into. Definite best-seller!

Samm would never allow me, too many of them involve her. Me and her and her bro and his bird are going out for a curry on Friday and I can guarantee I will do something bad.

Who would want to be married to me?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I would. I'd lie back for England and take it.

I stare at your FB pics daily. x

 

[Trem]

I would. I'd lie back for England and take it.

I stare at your FB pics daily. x

I do love you you know, no matter what rows we have I will always love you.

Would you wax my back, crack and sack? If the answer is yes you are already ahead of Samm.

 

[TdC]

I'd wax "craves the coc" into your back though. I feel spurned!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You must be on facebook Andy, given how large a whore you are. Hit me up, bitch.

 

[Trem]

I tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to walk along the drive to my boys school with my cock out tomorrow. That will A. get rid of any doubts about me and B. make me look really cool to all the kids and especially their parents.

Sorted.

 

[Trem]

You must be on facebook Andy, given how large a whore you are. Hit me up, bitch.

Yeah me too you chunky Dutch weirdo

John Switzer is my superhero name.

 

[TdC]

I'm sorry, my manjuice craving friend, I am not on facebook. Though I must say, between you, Trem, Yoni, Ch3t and Meg I am severely tempted to sign up.

I'm thinking I will never work again if I did o0

 

[Trem]

Get on there, its so fucking pointless its almost cool.

I have some pictures of my injuries on there if that helps.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I ban myself from it at work. Plus I'm far too busy there to "browse teh intarwebs!11"

PS You forget Dams & Kenneh. They will be angered.

PPS Best plan yet Trem. Definitely want pics to illustrate the day.

 

[TdC]

noooo I fear the wrath of the Damini


but I already has a webshite, why can't you guys just send me emailz? ok, ok I'll look in to it

 

[Trem]

Damini is friends with Stu which made me grin. How in the name of all holy christ would fat fingered Stu ever know who Dmaini is? He went through my friends and thought he recognised her name and added her, she accepted.

She is such a FB hussy