Hormones and Housemates.

[Damini]

Originally posted by Wij
/release doesn't work then ?

No, I have to be dead to do that. The following things do not work

/stuck

/release

/die

/suicide

/arseing bagel

/advice (No counsellers are currently online)

/advice (The counseller currently online couldnt give a flying fuck and/or is far too busy to respond or even let you know whether they got the message or not)

/appeal (seems to do sod all. No menu, nothing.)

Screaming abuse at everyone walking past in the hope that someone will turn up to chastise me.

A friend tried getting me to /stick to him, and then he got stuck in the wall, screamed "OH NO NO NO NO" but managed to get /stuck to work before his character auto saved, and is now avoiding my cause like the plague.

On a lighter note, only 3000 more minutes before I get to watch the new buffy!

I hate the world.

 

[Wij]

How long has this character been alive ? If not long just delete it

 

[Damini]

Its the principle, the principle goddamit!

And I have silver. And it takes me so long to get anything worked up because I type with my thumbs and move my mouse with a stick and I generally suck at games and I cant do it! I cant!! I want to be uber Damini, scourge of the land, not stuck in the wall Damini who has to keep starting new characters because she keeps peeling the lead paint off the walls and eating it as a light snack. Do you hear me?

*eye twitch*

 

[WPKenny]

It's her baby. She spent most of yesterday building it up.

You can see from her first post she's reluctant for my character to gain any more ground over hers. :/

 

[Wij]

Quick, get building yer character up Kenny !

After all, winning at games is more important than a full injury-free, sex-filled life right ?

 

[WPKenny]

Bollox! I'm at work! She can start a new char and be as strong as me by the time I return home.

But instead, I feel she will sulk. :/

She wants me to tell you about the time I tried to show her how to play streetfighter 2.
I handed her the joypad, brushed over what buttons were what and then kicked her arse. "PERFECT!". She was well impressed and it goes to show that I've got a massive cock. Right? Right?

Anyway. I'll stick up for her a bit. She's prolly no good at online games and stuff cos her mouse is shite. It's all gunked up with her long girl hair and ash from when she used to smoke.

Hence my search for a cheapo optical mouse.

I digress. Damini....just start a new char and forget about the other one for now.

As for the house mates....yes they are cunts aren't they? You already know how much I hate sharing air with them?

 

[Wij]

Join Prydwyn Damini and play with us lot then you won't have to compete with mean Kenny

*boogie*

 

[Damini]

lol. Well, Ive written a letter to the help people. Its a tad arsey but that'll learn em for getting a hormonal woman stuck in a wall, inconsiderate arseholes.

Heh, *contemplates Wij's proposal*

 

[Wij]

*tempt*

*boogie*

 

[Testin da Cable]

firstly D, a fluffle.

now to the real stuff. I put that you should drive that 'nutzoshrinko' grrl insane by finding out exactly what rules she lives by and then breaking them all. better still: play with her mind until she breaks them and then point out to her how defiled she has become. even better still...oh! that would possibly get you arrested so I'll not go there.
as to the geeky gimp...put a [working] tl tube or loudspeaker on [or near] his network cable and turn them on...stamp on his network cable a few times. should do it

hope I've helped out


also...you and Kenny could invite Wazz, Wij and Summo 'round for the weekend

 

[WPKenny]

I dunno about this whole "moving servers" thing. I grew up for a week during the beta on Excalibur. It's been my home ever since. I have grown a fondness for it. Also it's the UK server so performance should be best.

Also those crazy swedes are all over the place!!!! ARGH!! heh.

Why did you go for the other server? Is it also a UK / Europe one?

 

[Stazbumpa]

I lived with my (ex) girlfriend.

Not much happened.

That is all.

 

[~Lazarus~]

staz.

Do you play on the *cough* jolt hpb servers ?

 

[Wilier]

Ive never had house mates, or mates come to think of it. But we do have mice. Lots of mice, looaadds of fucking mice, the bastards, scrabbling around in the roof at fuck-knows-what time of the morning. (can you tell Im on quick turnaround)



BTW, if you ever need to trap mice, I can heartily recommend Bounty as a bait. Last night before coming to work I set 5 traps in the loft. 4 on Bounty (funsize, not enuff to go round) and one with a digestive biscuit. All the bount is gone, but the digestive.......is still there:uhoh:

On a side note, mice are clever little twats, whilst I may have sent 4 to their doom last night, all the fecking bait is gone!!! Im pretty sure they didnt eat it while they were suffering a slow painfull death, so their kinsmice must have scoffed it. Gits. Either that or there are rats up there too.


Anyway, sorry this hasnt helped your dilemma's D, but I needed to vent my spleen on the mouse issue, since my wife vented hers on me at 0730 this morning.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by WPKenny
I dunno about this whole "moving servers" thing. I grew up for a week during the beta on Excalibur. It's been my home ever since. I have grown a fondness for it. Also it's the UK server so performance should be best.

Also those crazy swedes are all over the place!!!! ARGH!! heh.

Why did you go for the other server? Is it also a UK / Europe one?

Prydwen is UK too.

Come to the Dark Side

 

[Damini]

Mice I can legally poison.

Trade?

 

[Wilier]

erm, no.

Thanks for the offer though.

BTW, we have noisey cows too!!

 

[Skyler]

lol you have a nice house setup there :/

 

[Damini]

Right Wilier, this is what you do about the mice. Cos we had mice when we were kids back home, and NOBODY believed me. No Damini, the cats are eating the kit kats... oooh, crazy Damini...

SO. You put flour all around the outskirts of the rooms the mice get into, and then leave it over night. In the morning, voila, little shitty mini feet marks in the flour- you have found your point of rodent entry! Next you buy one of those expanding foam sealant gums and locate the miniscule holes they are squeezing through to get into your house - fill them. This classy stuff does like a bit like house tumours, but it does the trick. Using the flour and foam trick you can trace them back to the mothership, or seal them out of the house. If you find the mothership, just seal them in with lots of poison.

Usually I'm an animal lover, but I dont like animals that poo in my food. Your wife may go a bit garrity at the excessive flour all over the place, but it makes killing mice more fun. Like detective work.

 

[Wilier]

Ahh, well, perhaps I mislead you a bit, cos they are only in the LOFT, they dont actually come into the housey bit, and I dont know if youve been in YOUR loft lately, but mine is a bit, erm, well lets say that flour wont work OK. The house was built in 1870ish, and theres that amount of dust up there. Plus a load of mouse shit.

To be fair, they only come in during winter (since theyre harvest mice from the fields around us) I guess since were the only house within 5 miles, they tend to pick on us a bit.

 

[Will]

Reminding me of my country boy days... Mouse poison and traps did the job for us. But they pretty much kept to themselves anyway, didn't eat the food.

Now, the ants in the summer were a different matter.

 

[Wilier]

Fekkin pigs in the summer m8.

Im beggining to h8 the cunrysoid

 

[Will]

Oh, you don't get pigs in the middle of darkest Perthshire. Or television reception.

Or a phone line untill I was about 12.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Golly...when I was 12, pigs came in a can. TV?, if I got lucky...and a phone..heh; a phone call was ur bud walkin by yelling for ya to come out. umm...I let the cat out...shh

 

[Kempo]

get a cat

 

[old.Y-it-Earp]

Urgh a bloke at work today pulled a piegons head clean off urgh

although the little poor thing did fall into a container of oil and thus could'nt see or fly, but its head come rite off!!

pictures soon.

and yes it is relevent to the topic thx gg wp

 

[bodhi]

Tell the psychologist bird thingy to die of AIDS.

 

[Hashmonster]

heh, excellent story damini u capture our imaginations

Is this camelot game good? Mate at work has just got it and he says it's just taken over his life

a month trial or something? hows it work? can u all meet up and just poke each other

 

[Skyler]

i hate daoc

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by Skyler
i hate daoc

i've noted skyler, u don't like much do ya mate - c'mon man! PMA

Positive Mental Attitude!