HOLY SHIT. Baby expected. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

[Tom]

Yeah, someone called Kate is pregnant. Big fucking deal. Watch the Daily Mail print a 30-page special on how a willy enters a fanny.

 

[Raven]

Bleh, damaged goods now.

Fanny like a wizards sleeve.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The who now?

 

[Ormorof]

The Duchess is fo shiz up the spout

 

[Scouse]

 

[ECA]

Is the father a ginger army officer?

 

[Zarjazz]

Watch the Daily Mail print a 30-page special on how a willy enters a fanny.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd read that.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Killswitch]

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Unfortunately many, many people care. Which says more about them than the importance of the news in my opinion. Majority rules though and all that.

 

[old.user4556]

willy enters a fanny.

pics?

Edit: brace yourselves, Facebook status updates reading "CONGRATS WILL AND KATE!" are coming.

 

[Moriath]

Yet another spoilt sprog to live off the taxes of the many

 

[rynnor]

Hospital for morning sickness? Now thats posh

What are the bets for C-section when its finally delivered?

 

[mr.Blacky]

If someone wife or themselves are pregnant on this forum don't people say grats even if they dont know them in person?
Still glad I don't live in the UK now.

 

[opticle]

I think its more rage against the media and the unnecessary glorification of people for doing sweet fa.. or wearing a lot of fake tan, whilst everyone else muddles along doing and coping with far more.

I think people are unhappy that the media (and the government) as a whole glorifies these undeserving people, but does little/nothing to recognise (and glorify) every day people.

You're only special if you're famous, everything else is worthless, etc.

At least in the past people used to feel like they had a voice (unions etc.), although spouting meaningless twaddle on Twitter and Facebook does seem to have kept large swathes of people pretty happily occupied with their voice and perhaps that's for the best. But then again they're the ones that read the Daily Mail and keep The Sun in business.

/rant.

I think anyone being pregnant is pretty awesome. Good for them. My mum did that.

 

[megadave]

So called journalists must be laughing, they won't have to do any real work for 9 months,they can just update us on this.

 

[Raven]

Will give the daily mail something to do when Tom Cruse's daughter gets fat.

 

[Himse]

Happy for them and all that, but not looking forward to 9 months of OMG HER BUMP HAS GOT BIGGER BY 1CM.

 

[Moriath]

What's so news worth millions of ppl have sex everyday and some of those get pregnant. Just cause they have a lot of money and a big house they make the news and the papers and has been said neither of those media will be worth using for the next year or so.

 

[Raven]

well, it is kinda news...

 

[Edmond]

I like them, so good luck to them. No one is forcing you to read about their bump progress, I won't be, but I'm still happy for them

 

[Raven]

I bet they can both string a paragraph together too.

 

[Shagrat]

I bet they can both string a paragraph together too.

I thought they had staff for that sort of thing?

 

[Lamp]

Good luck to them.
If its a boy it will be well over 6 ft when he's older. He's around 6'4, and she's what? 5'11?
I just hope they don't pick some ridiculous name for the child.

 

[dysfunction]

I like them, so good luck to them. No one is forcing you to read about their bump progress, I won't be, but I'm still happy for them

Well said!!

 

[opticle]

I just hope they don't pick some ridiculous name for the child.

This is a better purpose for the thread: NAME THAT CHILD !

Vote: Dave.

 

[Lamp]

If its a girl, Diana will be one of her names. A boy: Louis will be in there somewhere.

 

[Tom]

Frankie Boyle said the only reason she's pregnant is because her tits aren't good enough to finish on.

 

[Aoami]

Was that an intentional pun tom?

 

[throdgrain]

I think its more rage against the media and the unnecessary glorification of people for doing sweet fa.. or wearing a lot of fake tan, whilst everyone else muddles along doing and coping with far more.

I think people are unhappy that the media (and the government) as a whole glorifies these undeserving people, but does little/nothing to recognise (and glorify) every day people.

You're only special if you're famous, everything else is worthless, etc.

At least in the past people used to feel like they had a voice (unions etc.), although spouting meaningless twaddle on Twitter and Facebook does seem to have kept large swathes of people pretty happily occupied with their voice and perhaps that's for the best. But then again they're the ones that read the Daily Mail and keep The Sun in business.

/rant.

I think anyone being pregnant is pretty awesome. Good for them. My mum did that.

they do sweet FA? Really?

 

[Scouse]

they do sweet FA? Really?

I wouldn't say they do sweet FA but their life is a fucking picnic.