Holiday

[Will]

I'm leaving in a few hours for 3 glorious weeks of cycling in exotic Benelux with TdC. You know what this means, don't you?

Spoiler

Trem is in charge for 3 weeks. God help you all.

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm leaving in a few hours for 3 glorious weeks of cycling in exotic Benelux with TdC. You know what this means, don't you?

That you're going to be incredibly wet for the next 3 weeks? That you're going to come back liking mayonnaise on chips? That the Belgian police should be on the lookout for angry Scottish men with sore arses? What? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!



Oh. That's what it means. Never mind then. As you were.

 

[Sharma]

Trem in charge?

Oh fucking hell.

 

[MYstIC G]

You know what this means, don't you?

You get sloppy thirds because me & chet just had our way with Teedles?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's like leaving a free house with teenagers.

Only the teenagers are wrinkled and need to have their colostomy bags changed every four hours.

 

[TdC]

I'm leaving in a few hours for 3 glorious weeks of cycling in exotic Benelux with TdC. You know what this means, don't you?

you're coming over? what?

That you're going to be incredibly wet for the next 3 weeks? That you're going to come back liking mayonnaise on chips? That the Belgian police should be on the lookout for angry Scottish men with sore arses? What? WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!

all of the above!

Trem in charge?

don't tell him, he'll get in a huff

You get sloppy thirds because me & chet just had our way with Teedles?

so that's why that Wii controller felt so familiar

Only the teenagers are wrinkled and need to have their colostomy bags changed every four hours.

 

[Tom]

You know what this means, don't you?

?

 

[Trem]

Trem is in charge for 3 weeks. God help you all.

Muwahahahahaha!

*bans everyone*

*bans self*

*strops*

 

[MYstIC G]

*looks at Jupitus*

*looks at Deebs*

*bans Trem*

 

[Cyradix]

Cycling in the Benelux this week? I hope you brought some scuba gear cause the rain over here is ridiculous at the moment. Even Noah would have drowned in these downpours....

 

[nath]

That you're going to come back liking mayonnaise on chips?

You don't like mayo on chips? Are you insane?

 

[rynnor]

I'm leaving in a few hours for 3 glorious weeks of cycling in exotic Benelux with TdC. You know what this means, don't you?

You badly need to borrow a haemerroid ring??

 

[ECA]

I'm leaving in a few hours for 3 glorious weeks of cycling in exotic Benelux with TdC. You know what this means, don't you?

Why not just go into a gay bar , pull your pants down, bend over the nearest table and say DO YOUR WORST BOYS.

The result will be much the same.

 

[TdC]

Cycling in the Benelux this week? I hope you brought some scuba gear cause the rain over here is ridiculous at the moment. Even Noah would have drowned in these downpours....

too righting I'm afraid :/ the rain last night had me building a boat, and I live right at the top of my house o0

 

[TdC]

Why not just go into a gay bar , pull your pants down, bend over the nearest table and say DO YOUR WORST BOYS.

The result will be much the same.

ooh I've never been so complimented in my life. well, at least not since my cousin called me a 'ard bastard and I checked my sporran without realizing

 

[DaGaffer]

You don't like mayo on chips? Are you insane?

It's the Devil's work. Mayo on its own is bad enough, but in conjunction with chips, purest evil.

 

[JingleBells]

It's the Devil's work. Mayo on its own is bad enough, but in conjunction with chips, purest evil.

:worthy:

 

[nath]

Bloody weirdos!

 

[TdC]

them's fightin' wurds, DaGaffer

*brandish cheese-grater*

 

[Sharma]

I had chips and mayo in the dam.

It was an orgasm on my tongue.

 

[Cyradix]

You just can't compare the mayo sold in stores to the mayo they put on chips over here.... don't know what they do to the stuff, but it is waaay better

 

[Ch3tan]

Teedles mumbled something about switching your tingly mint arse cream for deepheat. Be aware!

 

[Deebs]

I had chips and mayo in the dam.

It was an orgasm on my tongue.

JISM lover tbh.

 

[TdC]

Teedles mumbled something about switching your tingly mint arse cream for deepheat. Be aware!

ssshhhhhhh you

 

[Sharma]

JISM lover tbh.

 

[Trem]

Do me a favour Will, when you see Teedles kick him in the fanny for me please.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Bloody weirdos!

If by weirdos you mean "not Belgian or Dutch," then yes, I'm a bloodeh weirdo and I'm proud. Mayonnaise has its place, and that's in sandwiches only.

 

[TdC]

Do me a favour Will, when you see Teedles kick him in the fanny for me please.

 

[Ch3tan]

So he did it then?

 

[TdC]