That's because, contrary to popular belief, Southerners are rock hard and Northerners are so inbred, inept and lazy they can't even be bothered to move from their filth encrusted sofas in order to inflict pain. That is, if they even had the muscle structure capable of leg movement: judging by the numbers of benefit scroungers up there I'd be surprised if more than 300 people could kick someone.
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