hnnghhhh *splish*

[nath]

Having just pebbledashed the toilet here at work, (I really really needed to) I felt like starting up a discussion

Does anyone here hate using lavs in public places as much as I? Be it work/cinema/restaurant.

Thoughts/ideas/contributions post them here!

 

[Testin da Cable]

yersh, I hate teh pubbies, and I really need to "know" the place a bit. A fave restaurant of mine has the most perfect loos in the world. I would gladly shit there all day long. it's the only loo other than my own and my mums where I feel properly installed so to speak. god that sounds dodgy

 

[nath]

I like the japanese idea of having that flushing noise for those splattery moments

 

[dysfunction]

/usr/ccs/bin/nm /dev/ksyms | /usr/bin/grep "\|OBJT" | /usr/bin/grep -v "\|_" | /usr/bin/awk -F\| '{printf "%s %s\n",$3*1,$8}' | /usr/bin/grep " $1$" | /usr/bin/nawk '{if ($1 == "2") {printf "(%sbit) ",$1*8;system("echo "$2"/d | /usr/bin/adb -k | /usr/bin/grep : | /usr/bin/tail -1");} if ($1 == "4") {printf "(%sbit) ",$1*8;system("echo "$2"/D | /usr/bin/adb -k | /usr/bin/grep : | /usr/bin/tail -1");} if ($1 == "8") {printf "(%sbit) ",$1*8;system("echo "$2"/E | /usr/bin/adb -k | /usr/bin/grep : | /usr/bin/tail -1");}}'

Crap Sig TDC

 

[Meatballs]

I try not to take a shit in public toilets ever. Peeing is ok, as long as its not at a swimming pool, where you know some cunt has purposefully pissed all over the step. Avoid barefootedness

Also give the seat a wipe with a big thick bundle of bog roll, or try not to actually rest your thighs on it, just squat.

At other people's houses, it can just be too embarrassing if you've left something that wont flush/the whole room stinks/they havn't replaced bogroll. Plus you walk around for 2-3 minutes after with that just shitted feeling, where your bum never feels properly clean, even though you've scrubbed it with some Kandoo, and jammed a showerhead up it.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Meatballs
At other people's houses

I drink guiness, whenever I drink at a mates house I drink more than usual so basically nothing is going to stop my body wanting to expel a lot of very dark, heavy shite. :|

 

[Meatballs]

Have you tried plugging it with a tampon?

 

[nath]

Originally posted by Meatballs
Plus you walk around for 2-3 minutes after with that just shitted feeling, where your bum never feels properly clean, even though you've scrubbed it with some Kandoo, and jammed a showerhead up it.

Despite the milkshake consistency of my recent excretion, I escaped without that feeling today.

I'm very very impressed.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

We have a neat loo(s) at work - the seat rotates through a desinfection majigger thing after you're done your business.

Not having to fear arse maggots or other diseases makes going to the bathroom less dangerous and me feel a lot more comfortable.

Nice topic, too.

 

[ECA]

Hey Meatballs! Nice to see another anime fan among us.

You do know Cowboy Bebop is a copy of Lupin though?

 

[Meatballs]

nope

 

[ECA]

Shocking!

Go get hold of some lupin then :-]

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Meatballs
At other people's houses, it can just be too embarrassing if you've left something that wont flush/the whole room stinks/they havn't replaced bogroll.

Embarrassing ? This is the mission objective !

Blimey, if you've got this kind of aversion to shit you definitely don't wanna have kids !!! My boy used to crap so hard it would run up his back and into his hair, you don't try getting that out with a little dollop of Pantene.

 

[Meatballs]

If I wanted to embarress myself I certainly wouldn't use a toilet...

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Try being dutch.

They have the toilets the wrong way round. They have little ledges that you shit on, and it just sits there. Looking at you, resentfully, untill you flush it. Then it leave horrible streaks....

The horror, the horror.


I recon it's cos the dutch swallow pennies, and like to sift through their poop for pennies, and drugs.

 

[Wij]

The dreaded shit-shelf.

 

[Testin da Cable]

you're all full of shit tbh. my throne is a perfectly normal, proper one sans shelf

 

[.Cask]

I hate those toilets in USA with huge bowls and about 5 gallons of water in them. Your turd floats around about 2 inches from your ass and they seem to have tiny pipes which make a blockage likely, and extremely messy due to all the water.

And just seems crazy when you're just taking a piss to have to change all that water. It's all wrong

 

[Maljonic]

These days I try not to shit at home and save it for when I get to my club; the toilets are imaculate and this maid.....

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by .Cask
I hate those toilets in USA with huge bowls and about 5 gallons of water in them. Your turd floats around about 2 inches from your ass and they seem to have tiny pipes which make a blockage likely, and extremely messy due to all the water.

And just seems crazy when you're just taking a piss to have to change all that water. It's all wrong

When I lived in Japan our toilet had two types of flushes; a small one for wee wees, and a big one for poo poos

 

[dysfunction]

They had/have those in South Africa if you really want to buy them.

They were introduced when there were severE droughts and water use was restricted.

In fact they strongly suggested only flushing twice a day...

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by xane
My boy used to crap so hard it would run up his back and into his hair, you don't try getting that out with a little dollop of Pantene.

Would someone care to explain the physics behind this pls

Oh, and on-topic I hate pooing anywhere but home. I never feel satisfied

 

[leggy]

He was an amateur headstand champion

 

[old.Fweddy]

Either that or he had slightly rubbery shits that bounced back.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I just had a rather burning liquishit :/ Odds are the spicy springrolls and beer I had for dinner last night have something to do with that heh.

 

[dysfunction]

it's esac, not easc. FFS

Whats this got to do with the price of cheese?

 

[Testin da Cable]

not much, however do I notice that you have a rather unhealthy fasination for my sigs of late

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
not much, however do I notice that you have a rather unhealthy fasination for my sigs of late

Thats just the beginning...mmmwwwhahahahahaaa!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

I do not fear you, mortal

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I do not fear you, mortal

You should...feeble being!