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Testin da Cable
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you bring it out, it's coming off honky!
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LTF
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Public toilets are evil.
The worst ones are grotty pubs/clubs where the seats are covered in piss/shit/pubic hairs.
The only time i use a 'bare' toilet seat is at home.
If caught short, i tend to;
1. Grab a massive hand full of tissue, this serves two purposes;
* to wipe round the seat, thus removing said piss/shit/pubic hairs
* to be dropped in the toilet and provide 'splash back' protection
2. Proceed to cover the entire seat with at least three layers of tissue to ensure arse does not come into contact with seat.
3. Enjoy shit.
tbh
The worst ones are grotty pubs/clubs where the seats are covered in piss/shit/pubic hairs.
The only time i use a 'bare' toilet seat is at home.
If caught short, i tend to;
1. Grab a massive hand full of tissue, this serves two purposes;
* to wipe round the seat, thus removing said piss/shit/pubic hairs
* to be dropped in the toilet and provide 'splash back' protection
2. Proceed to cover the entire seat with at least three layers of tissue to ensure arse does not come into contact with seat.
3. Enjoy shit.
tbh
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Wij
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pfft - you've obviously never been to glastonbury.
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FatBusinessman
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What, is it Friday already?
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FatBusinessman
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On a slightly more relevant note, I've been introduced to the pleasures of German toilets which, like the Dutch ones, have a shelf allowing you to inspect the merchandise.
However, Russian ones really take the prize for "just plain wrong". Due to the pipes in Russia being rather thin, putting paper in them invariably causes a blockage (so to speak). So it goes in a little holder to the side of the toilet, to be emptied out later. You can't tell me that's right...
However, Russian ones really take the prize for "just plain wrong". Due to the pipes in Russia being rather thin, putting paper in them invariably causes a blockage (so to speak). So it goes in a little holder to the side of the toilet, to be emptied out later. You can't tell me that's right...
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FatBusinessman
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Actually, I have two words which summarise all that is wrong with foreign toilets:
French campsite.
French campsite.
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Tom
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Heh they have that in Greece as well, and you know how hot it gets over there.
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old.Fweddy
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Or Leeds festival. I only dared empty my bladder once.
Fatbiz you triple posting spammer!
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LTF
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True.
Dirty peasants
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Uncle Sick(tm)
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Only pre-80ies loos have that ledge thingie... "newer" models allow you to drown your crap.
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pcg79
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I want a bidet.
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FatBusinessman
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Not exactly spammer material, I'm afraid...
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PR.
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Ingenious!
TBH, if its so bad that it needs toilet paper on the seat, I will hold.
PortaLoos = Evil
And a tip to event organisers when you place mobile gents loos, that are the wall mounted trays that go down a single hole make sure the unit is tilting towards the hole rather than the opposite direction... otherwise what a stench it makes