Hibs are tree huggin cheating scum and mids are hairy smelly filth

[hercules-df]

hehe I HATE YOU BOTH
stinking hibbies with all your cowardly tactics and mezzing,
braibdead mids with your bloody dwarfs and walking apes.

oh yeah both your female people are ugly pigs

take a look at the glory of albion one day

Albion - Honor - Glory - Beauty

Hibernia - Strange Smells - foliage - pointy eared little gits running around

Midgard - Big fat sweaty trolls - BEARDS! - women are uglier than the men



cya in rvr m8s

 

[Gahldir]

three words spring to my mind... anyone who knows wich ones?

 

[Keri]

No ... please enlighten us.:lol:

 

[Agreac]

Originally posted by Gahldir
three words spring to my mind... anyone who knows wich ones?

LoL, "someone got pwned" perhaps?

P.S. No need to grat me for figuring it out, I know I'm smart already

 

[Archeon]

Originally posted by hercules-df
women are uglier than the men

This coming from the realm where the women have to wear metal bags over their head instead of the traditional paper.

Oh and on the men point atleast you'l never see a guy in midgard cross dressing

 

[AbPoon]

Norse babes rule all

 

[hercules-df]

lol no i didnt get "pwned" ive recently had my bext spell in rvr since palys have become a bit less gay. Ive alwasy hated the other realms Im a True alb anyway Cross dressing- i wish theyd let us remove it or at least dye it (the dress-((kilt))) it messes up our colour scheme but at least we can poo on dead mids and hibs without having to move, whyd u think we alwasy stand aon top of a fallen hib or mid all that paper/cloth "armour" is needed to wipe our arses with

 

[hercules-df]

same with why we always want Thors hammer, its handy for scratching the arse of our dragon. The hibbie relics come in handy for firewood

 

[old.chipper]

its albs like these that give you your realm points hibs/mids be nice to him

 

[Karam_gruul]

na... paladins still just suck

 

[Archeon]

Originally posted by hercules-df
whyd u think we alwasy stand aon top of a fallen hib or mid all that paper/cloth "armour" is needed to wipe our arses with

Good come-back

 

[BlueJam]

Originally posted by hercules-df
Midgard - Big fat sweaty trolls - BEARDS! - women are uglier than the men

Only people with balls like coconuts play midgard, even the women have them.

 

[Arnor]

ROFL!


And you have OBVIOUSLY been too busy inspecting the fine foliage in odins/emain to see the stunning beauty of our norsewimmin

Most of em can just look at you and your stunned


And d0rf-chicks are teh cute, same with kobie


troll chicks, well...uhm...they are very nice people with nice personalities

 

[Friznit]

Please ignore Hercules we try to keep him locked up and only let him out when we REALY need him...

<starts laying down a trail of dead Hib and Mid heads>

Here hercy hercy... Come get the nice copse's

<Leads Hercules back to his hole in the floor>

Move along nothing to see here. Move along..

<Turns to his guild mates>

Ok WHO let him out?

 

[Garnet]

norsewomen and d0rf is the sexy

Albion just sucks

 

[oblivion_6]

if ur dad touches you, just go tell the care workers not the BW boards

 

[old.Ailelun]

Originally posted by Gahldir
three words spring to my mind... anyone who knows wich ones?

pot... kettle... black?

 

[hercules-df]

mentalists
trolls

gorious Highlander

say no more

 

[old.chipper]

i wouldnt say anymore about highlanders either u might embarass ya self

 

[DroP DeaD]

Originally posted by Garnet

Albion just sucks [/B]

50p plz I dont do it for free!

 

[Kobold]

Ever tried a luri chick?
They're the best!

 

[hercules-df]

LOL
you kinky beast
do troll women exsist? never seen the min rvr or they just look excactly like male trolls must be some ugly mofos there, altho i think those wide faced ppl in hib might have some hidious looking females