Hi, I'm Phil and I beat women. :/

[mr.Blacky]

The only thing I can remember is breaking someone pinky, was holding it and he rolled over my back and then it was snap. The good thing was that he wasnt such a cunt later

 

[lynchet]

My brother still brings up the fact that I stabbed him in the head with a fork if we ever argue.

Hmm I thought it was just my sister ---- this must be a standard sister attack move !

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by mank!
Your best mate is a bit of a tard :/

He should fit right in here then

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Maljonic



I accidently got a spoon stuck in my friend's forehead once...

Originally posted by mank!
TELL US!

we were all drunk and this guy, Antony, was getting on everyone's nerves so I jokingly threw a spoon at him ninja style and the spoony end got stuck in his head; he ended up in A&E to have it removed

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by mr.Blacky
The only thing I can remember is breaking someone pinky, was holding it and he rolled over my back and then it was snap. The good thing was that he wasnt such a cunt later

You went to boarding school, didn't you?

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Summo
You went to boarding school, didn't you?

I thought a pinky was a little finger, didn't know about this other meaning

 

[Lester]

Stop talking about pinkies. Noooo it's too late!! You woke it up!!

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Maljonic
we were all drunk and this guy, Antony, was getting on everyone's nerves so I jokingly threw a spoon at him ninja style and the spoony end got stuck in his head; he ended up in A&E to have it removed

This absolutely rocks. Did you call him Spoonhead?

 

[Testin da Cable]

spoonman....feel the rythem while you can

 

[leggy]

Soundgarden were leet

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by mank!
This absolutely rocks. Did you call him Spoonhead?

funnily enough, I think he did get called something like that for quite a long time

 

[bodhi]

Catalina from "I'm Not a Celebrity.....Get me on TV" was the bird Ugly Bloke from TFI Friday had to turn down.




I still miss that show







TFI, not Celebrity. I'm still at a loss as to why people watch that shit :/

 

[Gekul]

They even had it on the news ffs :/

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Gekul
They even had it on the news ffs :/

You mean, it was advertised on the ITV News. Ever since ITN News at 10 vanished the ITV News is just used as some advertisement to the people who want news but don't normally watch those kind of programs... You won't find who wins Big Brother on there just the Who Want to be a Millionaire show which had a nice article on it, or the piece on how the Arts Minister had 'condemned' shows like I'm a Celebrity.

I've stopped watching ITV News and mostly ITV1. I watch BBC News or sometimes SkyNews

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by xane
like this ? (< 1MB)

Smacking a yank is never a mistake

 

[pcg79]

Sounds english to me

 

[caLLous]

I didn't break her finger!! I got up at 8:30am (after working until 3am the previous night, grumble) and went to the hospital with her for a checkup. The doctor was fucking vicious (if she hadn't broken it before, I was sure that he would break it then and there), but he said the fracture they had seen on the original xray was nothing more than a vein or something. Still, happy happy joy joy, she can clench her fist now and it's just bruised. I bought her a bottle of wine and got up at 8:30am for her (grumble), so she's happy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd hazard a guess that you can talk her into bed now.


sorry, I'll shut up /me gets coat

 

[SilverHood]

hehe tdc... they'll need to drink the wine first

 

[mank!]

They're probably in bed right now going at it like rabbits! I can see call's rusty bullethole winking at me as he thrusts :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

uurgh be still my beating heart :uhoh:

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
uurgh - be still my beating fist

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me flicks g00 at Lester

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's caLLy's birthday you know. he's prolly in bed with some chick he just beat up


happy birthday

 

[pcg79]

Haapeey Birrthdayy

 

[caLLous]

Aww, thanks guys. :>

I would have responded earler but well, I didn't...

 

[Yussef]

I once was in Maths messing about with some other guy, doing a Bishop style move, I.E with the knife, except I was using a pencil. Anyway it went fine, then someone else had a go, he wasn't very good, impaled the pencil in the guys hand

 

[Yussef]

Bishop from Aliens

 

[Yussef]

God damn lag

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'd hazard a guess that you can talk her into bed now.

TdC, part-Dane of prophetic vision! It didn't quite work out like that though, there was no 'talking into' required. :>