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It's funny in a plain FUNNY kinda way. Like Kirsty's Home Videos 
mmmm, Kirsty... :bore:
mmmm, Kirsty... :bore:
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nath
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Kirsty's home videos is utter shit.
She's pretty shit too tbh :/
She's pretty shit too tbh :/
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Testin da Cable
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you're all doing this on purpose aren't you 
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~YuckFou~
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I have only hurt people deliberately.
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Wij
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Oooh, if I wasn't at work I'd bombard this forum with tight-top stiff-nip pictures of Kirsty
Actually, I can't really do that at home either with our lass sat in the same room
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nath
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She's so baywatch bland.
Granted, it's not like I'd chuck her out of the sack for eating biscuits, but there are nicer lasses to ogle.
Granted, it's not like I'd chuck her out of the sack for eating biscuits, but there are nicer lasses to ogle.
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Fake tits = lose.
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You could get her little silver finger tip attachments so she can still play the piano; like on that film The ... ya know?
I accidently got a spoon stuck in my friend's forehead once...
I accidently got a spoon stuck in my friend's forehead once...
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nath
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*thankyou*. So true.
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Wij
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They're not are they ? I've never seen them out to be able to tell.
I knocked one out over them last night. I feel so used
Oh yeh, I split my brother's head wide open once with an ashtray. He deserved it.
I knocked one out over them last night. I feel so used
Oh yeh, I split my brother's head wide open once with an ashtray. He deserved it.
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mank!
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TELL US!
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leggy
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Kirsty's are real.
Heathens
Heathens
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You've obviously been looking at so much porn that it has become difficult for you to tell the difference. Kirstys boobs are fake, and not just a little bit.
They have got bigger even over the past few years of her being on tv! I think she must use the same surgeon as Daniella Westfuckfacewhingingbitchbrooke.
While on the subject, that Cat woman off I'm a celebrity. Who the fuck is she? Mrs Yuck thinks shes maybe a page 3 bird, I never read toilet paper so I'm not sure. If so, wtf?!?! Chubby and ugly with no knockers :uhoh:
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Catalina? She's a model I think
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Yes but for what? Power tools? Garden accesories?
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She was a model and a regular fixture on TFI friday when it wasn't so shite.
Cat with no knickers or something it was called.
Cat with no knickers or something it was called.
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I didnt recognise half the people off that program, they should change it to. "I'm slightly well known, get me out of here"
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Fuck knows
That was a bit of a pointless post, sorry
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When i was young, i was at a birthday party with my sister. The person's whos birthday it was had a rich dad, and their house had a huge garden, and a field. They had a bouncy castle setup... My sister was pushed on the bouncy castle, by her friend(who's birthday it was), as she was bouncing up, and fell off the castle, breaking her arm.
I didn't wittness this however, so when i saw my sister coming out of the house, with her arm in a homemade sling, i assumed it was some kind of prank... On being informed that she'd broken her arm, i went up to her, grabbed her broken arm, and shook it really hard, "It's not broken!". Of course it was broken. Or maybe it wasn't broken, but it was after i'd finished with it
She held that against me for years.
I didn't wittness this however, so when i saw my sister coming out of the house, with her arm in a homemade sling, i assumed it was some kind of prank... On being informed that she'd broken her arm, i went up to her, grabbed her broken arm, and shook it really hard, "It's not broken!". Of course it was broken. Or maybe it wasn't broken, but it was after i'd finished with it
She held that against me for years.
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I've not watched it but I know who all of them are pretty much apart from that guy from corrie and the ballet dancer. They're not exactly celebrities though! We should get people like Posh and Becks in there, that'd be good.
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back on topic!!!
who else molested their parents' sisters' mothers' brothers?
who else molested their parents' sisters' mothers' brothers?
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nath
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God, how unreasonable of her!
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Hold on a second.
Please don't tell me that Kirstys' are fake. Please.
They're not are they? I have to know.
Please don't tell me that Kirstys' are fake. Please.
They're not are they? I have to know.
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My brother still brings up the fact that I stabbed him in the head with a fork if we ever argue.
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I've had my arm broken by somebody else as an accident. Playing "escape from behind the door" doesnt hold so much appeal now.
I've also managed to hurt the head of the same girl about 4 times, all of them out of anger. Dunno why her parents still let me babysit them.
I've pushed someone off the top of a half pipe if that counts as well. Diddnt half laugh when he landed on his arse with a big crunch sound.
oooooo, one that did make me feel bad tho. Playing footy house school compo, was goalkeeper, two minutes left. some guy runs for the ball which is coming towards me (he's done it about 5 times. all of them he misses and runs into me) so i run forward. grab the ball. lift my leg and *CRUNCH*
broke his wrist. Not the desired effect but oh well. still my best mate tho
I've also managed to hurt the head of the same girl about 4 times, all of them out of anger. Dunno why her parents still let me babysit them.
I've pushed someone off the top of a half pipe if that counts as well. Diddnt half laugh when he landed on his arse with a big crunch sound.
oooooo, one that did make me feel bad tho. Playing footy house school compo, was goalkeeper, two minutes left. some guy runs for the ball which is coming towards me (he's done it about 5 times. all of them he misses and runs into me) so i run forward. grab the ball. lift my leg and *CRUNCH*
broke his wrist. Not the desired effect but oh well. still my best mate tho
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Wij
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Like I say, if she'd do us a favour and get them out I'd know but I have no indication that they are.
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kirsty who?
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mank!
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Miss Kirty Homevideo.. I think :/
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My best mate lobbed a metal tent peg at his brother.
It was embedded in his skull and therefore needed surgery to remove it.
He was subsequently disowned.
It was embedded in his skull and therefore needed surgery to remove it.
He was subsequently disowned.
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Your best mate is a bit of a tard :/